Kya Dialogues Hai! Maa kasam Maza Aa Gaya

Hello Everyone..

Suprised!! Ki Yeh Kya round hai..

Well this week IF is totally filmy so why not have fun with some Typical Cliched Bollywood Dialogues!!

Who Can forget the ever famous dialogue of Amitabh Bachaan and Shashi Kapoor in the movie Deewar

Mera Pass Daulat Hai Bangla Hai Paisa Hai..Tumhare Pass Kya Hai.. Mera Pass Maa Hai

How about our ever famous line of typical Bollywood Films..

Mei Tumhare Bacche Ki Maa Bane Wali Hu..

So IFIANS now lets try to log the most Cliched Bollywood Dialogues...

But But But.. You have to be careful..The dialogues should be general not particular to any movies like Don Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahi Na Mumkin Hai.. This is the famous dialogue of a movie and not a Bollywood Cliched..Bollywood Cliched Dialogue is something which gets repeated by almost every other actor to get a point across in every other movie

So what are you waiting for .. Lets go and celebrate the spirit of Bollywood in Filmy Ishtyle!!!

👏👏👏

It looks gr8!!!😛

Go I-F!😃

Take Care

Anoli

xxx

"Bachaoooooooooooooooooooooooo" 😛

nice idea!! if i am getting it correct let me add a few....

Heroine- "Bhagwan key liye mujhe chor do"

Villain will always be saying- "Muwahaha...yahan tumhara shor sunney wala koi nahi" 🤢

Hero- "Ma main pass ho gaya"😃

After operation mother of hero/ heroine- "Docter sab! main sab dekh sakti hoon"

Typical hindi film doc- "inhe ab dawa ki nahi dua ki jarrorat hai"



Kaleidoscope

Kirti kya baat hai. Finally something of my liking 😆 😆

Okay how about these.... A typical scene in too many movies with the same dialogues followed...

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Heroine: Mein tumhaare bachche ki maa banane waalee hun!

Hero: Kya!?

Hero's Mother/Father: Yeh lo pachchaas hazaar rupaih aur mere bete ko bhool jao.

Heroine's Father/Mother: Kullachchini, maine tujhe issi liye paal-pos ke badaa kiya thaa ke tu mujhe yeh din dekhaaye?!

Mom: Kalmoohi! Maine tujhe issi din dekhne ne liye paidaa kiya thaa!Ke tu mere peeth peechey gulcharrey udhatee phirre!?

Girl: Ma! Main usse se pyaar kartee hun!

Boy: Hum ek doosrey ko jee-jaan se chahatey hain...!

Dad: Teri itni himmat! Meri beti par dorey daalta hai! Teri haesiyat he kya hai?

Extra addition 😛 😛

Raaj Kumar: Arre jaani, jaane bhi do. Do pyaar bharey dil hain. Gulcharrey nahi udhaengey to kya world affairs discuss karengey kya?

kewl topic 😳 ...here r sum i cud think of😛
Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga

Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga

itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?

Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.

Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....

Yeh anyay hai bhagwan

Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.

Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.

Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.

Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.

Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain

lo...muh meetha kar lo

mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi

aaj pinky ka janam din hai

yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib

Bhaiya !!!!!!!!!!

Ma, tum kitni achchi ho

Aaj mein bahut khush hoon (usually to be followed by a tragic turn of
events)

arre isse to tez bukhar hai

Nikal jaa mere ghar say...

Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay

khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya

tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to saamne aa

jug jug jiyo beti/beta

gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.

Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..

Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai

Police ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai

Driver, gaadi roko

Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede....

Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta"

aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor
tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat, mulzim ko maut ki saza sunai
jaati hai.

Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai

Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe

(hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed)
Main kahan hun?

Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?

"Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu"
followed by the jug jug jiyo beta
"Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega" ??

Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga, aaj pahli baar kuch
maang........

KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN

Aey jee! Aap bade woh haiN! 😆

Kash tumhari maa aaj zinda hoti

bhagwan ke liye...meri godh matt ujado

this is gonna be funny 😆
the most common dialogue i see in every movies is
I love u 😆 😆

Originally posted by: natashu

kewl topic 😳 ...here r sum i cud think of😛
Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga

Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga

itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?

Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.

Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....

Yeh anyay hai bhagwan

Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.

Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.

Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.

Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.

Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain

lo...muh meetha kar lo

mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi

aaj pinky ka janam din hai

yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib

Bhaiya !!!!!!!!!!

Ma, tum kitni achchi ho

Aaj mein bahut khush hoon (usually to be followed by a tragic turn of
events)

arre isse to tez bukhar hai

Nikal jaa mere ghar say...

Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay

khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya

tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to saamne aa

jug jug jiyo beti/beta

gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.

Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..

Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai

Police ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai

Driver, gaadi roko

Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede....

Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta"

aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor
tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat, mulzim ko maut ki saza sunai
jaati hai.

Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai

Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe

(hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed)
Main kahan hun?

Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?

"Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu"
followed by the jug jug jiyo beta
"Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega" ??

Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga, aaj pahli baar kuch
maang........

KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN

Aey jee! Aap bade woh haiN! 😆

Nice Topic..

Omg !! 😆

itni badi list!!!😆

six from my side...

"main tum se bahut pyar karti(a) hoon"

"Kya...."

Meri Shaadi maa ne kahiin aur tay kardi!

kya tum mujhse shaadi karogi?

bhagwan pe brosa rakho ....

hum aapki ladki ka hath mangne aain hain....

Mujhe paisa waisa kuch nahi chahiye...baas tumhara pyar chahiye!

thats it...

Luv

Radhika