Kya Dialogues Hai! Maa kasam Maza Aa Gaya - Page 6

Originally posted by: natashu

kewl topic 😳 ...here r sum i cud think of😛
Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga

Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga

itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?

Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.

Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....

Yeh anyay hai bhagwan

Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.

Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.

Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.

Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.

Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain

lo...muh meetha kar lo

mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi

aaj pinky ka janam din hai

yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib

Bhaiya !!!!!!!!!!

Ma, tum kitni achchi ho

Aaj mein bahut khush hoon (usually to be followed by a tragic turn of
events)

arre isse to tez bukhar hai

Nikal jaa mere ghar say...

Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay

khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya

tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to saamne aa

jug jug jiyo beti/beta

gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.

Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..

Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai

Police ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai

Driver, gaadi roko

Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede....

Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta"

aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor
tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat, mulzim ko maut ki saza sunai
jaati hai.

Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai

Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe

(hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed)
Main kahan hun?

Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?

"Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu"
followed by the jug jug jiyo beta
"Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega" ??

Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga, aaj pahli baar kuch
maang........

KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN

Aey jee! Aap bade woh haiN! 😆

Kash tumhari maa aaj zinda hoti

bhagwan ke liye...meri godh matt ujado

😆...My God...I couldn't control my laugh. I love these.

more that i remembered:

Ab ghabrane ki koi baat nahi (doctor)

Inko blood cancer hai

phir yeh poori jayedaad humari ho jayegi (villain)

main aapke liye chai leke aati hun

from Darr:
k-k-k-k-kiran

from K3G:
i love lodo

From mohabatein:
mujhe ek puch pun sal ka bhab apni uni sal ki pool chardi beti ke neche khara dhik ra hai.

Rang De Basanti:
koi desh perfect nahi hota use better banana partha hai.

Hello all- nice topic mazaa aa gaya.

Mother to son- Beta tu mere liye ek bahu kab layega.

Hero to Heroine- Yeh Kangan meri maa ne apni bahu ke liye banwaye the.

Hero to heroine- Muje ek beti bilkul tumhari tarah chaiye.