UPDATE 7
Murphy's Funny laws:
1) Law of Queue: If you change
queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the
one you are in now.
2) Law of Telephone: When you
dial a wrong number, you never
get a busy tone.
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3) Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated
with grease, your nose will begin
to itch.
4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool,
when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.
6) Bath Theorem: When the body
is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
7) Law of Encounters: The
probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are
with someone you don't want to
be seen with.
8) Law of the Result: When you
try to prove to someone that a
machine won't work, it will.
9) Law of Bio mechanics: The
severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
10) Theatre Rule: People with the
seats at the furthest from the
screen arrive last.
11) Law of Coffee: As soon as
you sit down for a cup of hot
coffee, your boss will ask you to
do something which will last until
the coffee is cold.
12) Law of Proposal : After u
accept a proposal you will get a
better one. :D :D Hahaha
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3 most difficult things to do
inthe
world..
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1. You cant count your hair..
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2. You cant wash your eyes with
soap..
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3. You cant breathe when your
tongue is out..
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Now please put your tongue
back inside... :P
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3 idiots ( Latest version )
This happened during Admin
recruiting session for the FB
page
Rancho - *Smiling*
Teacher- Aap Muskura kyu rahe
hain?
Rancho - Bohot Dino se Admin
banne ki iccha thi...aj Ban gaya
hu..bohot maza aa raha hai
Teacher- Zada Maza Lene Ki
Zarurat nai hai...Tell me What is a
Post?
Rancho- Anything that is posted
on Facebook..is Post Sir
Teacher- Can you Please
elaborate?
Rancho- sir..jo bhi Facebook pe
log daalte hai ,post hai
sir...Ghumne... gye..photo daal
diya! Post hai Sir
Match dekha Score daal diya!
Post hai Sir ..Sir actually hum
post se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina
ki Pic se Ronaldo ki Kick tak!
Sab post hai sir! Ek second me
Comment ,ek second me like!
Comment-like.. comment-like
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Teacher- Shut up! ADMIN banke
ye karoge?Comment- like
comment like...
Hey chatur tum batao
Chatur- Pictures,texts or Videos
posted through Mobile or Tablet
or laptop or desktop via
Different Operating
system using Internet on
Facebook is called a Post...
Teacher- excellent!
Rancho- par sir maine bhi toh
vohi bola seedhe shabdo mein...
Teacher- Seedhe shabdo me
karna hai toh orkut ya twiter ke
pages k admin bano... :@
Rancho- Par sir dusre sites bhi
toh..
Teacher-Get out!
Rancho- why sir?
teacher- Seedhe Shabdo me
bahar jaiye
Rancho goes out and Comes
Back*
Teacher- kya hua?
Rancho- kuch Bhul gya tha sir
Teacher- Kya?
Rancho- An Utility button given
to us, to protect ourPrivate data
i.e pictures messages or personal
Information for being
stolen or Used for bad purpose
by hackers or anyone else...
Teacher- kehna kya chahte
ho!?!?
Rancho- logout sir! Logout karna
bhul gya tha!
Teacher- seedha seedha nai bol
sakte the?!
Rancho- thodi der pehle try kiya
tha sir, aapko pasand nahi
aaya... :P
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Wrong Number:
"Hello, Fridge chal raha hai?"
Admi: "Haan chal raha hai"
Ap kon??
Caller: "To phir pakad lo.. Warna
bhaag jayega"
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Again call...
Callar: fridge hai??
Admi gusse sy: nhi hai
caller: kaha tha na pakad lo
bhaag jaega...
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A young man was showing off his
new sports car to his girlfriend.
She was thrilled at the speed. 'If
I do 250 kph, will you take off
your clothes?' he smirked. 'Yes,'
said his adventurous girlfriend.
And as he gets up to 250, she
peeled off all her clothes.
Unable to keep his eyes on the
road, the car skidded onto some
gravel and flipped over. The
naked girl was thrown clear, but
he was jammed beneath the
steering wheel.
'Go and get help!' he cried. 'But
I can't! I'm naked and my clothes
are gone!' 'Take my shoe' he said
'and cover yourself.'
Holding the shoe over her
privates, the girl ran down the
road and found a service station.
Still holding the shoe between
her legs, she pleaded to the
service station proprietor, 'Please
help me! My boyfriend's stuck!'
The guy looked at the shoe and
fainted.
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Spell YOUR NAME , Look the
Meaning of each Letter in Your
NAME & COMMENT
A # GIFTED
B # LESS PATIENCE
C # INNOCENT
D # TALENTED
E # GOOD HEART
F # FEEL FOR OTHERS
G # LOGICAL THINKING
H # CALM
I # RESPECTED
J # ENJOY LIFE
K # LOVED BY ALL
L # ARROGANT
M # GREAT PERSON
N # SMILING
O # SPORTIVE
P # INTELLIGENT
Q # COOL
R # UNPREDICTABLE
S # ROMANTIC
T # PROUD
U # GENUINE
V # ANGRY
W # PRACTICAL
X # CRAZY
Y # CARING
Z # PRETTY
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Edited by yashu_arti - 12 years ago
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