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God:" What do you want ??
Boy:" A very beautiful girl..
God:" If you are muslim, I'll give
you"Katrina".
If you are hindu, I'll give you
"Kareena"
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If you are sikh, I'll give you
"Anushka" and
if you are christian, I'll give you
"Genelia"
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What's your name ??
Boy:" Abdul Vijay Singh
Fernandes..
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God to his angel: "Mayawati" de
saale ko, jyada smart ban raha
hai... :p :O :D :D
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Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne
padhna chor
diya...
Wah Wah..
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Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne
parna chor
diya...
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CID KA ACP tha toilet me..
Aur DAYA ne darwaza tod
diya..:p :O :D
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Real Heart Touching Story"
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A B0y Sent The Most Expensive
Bird That C0uld Speak 40
Languages As
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A Birthday Gift 2 His
Girlfriend.
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Next Day He Asked About The
Gift
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B0y: Hows The Bird??
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Girl: Very Tasty..!! ;)
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1st friend: I have Engineering
Degree kya karu?
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2nd friend : OLX pe bech de :P
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Engineering student sitting with
his Girlfrnd in Restaurant
Drinking BEER and says :- I
LoveE
yOuuu :)
Girlfrnd :- is it yOu Or the
BEER talking ??
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Student :- its me, Talking tO my
BEER,
yOu Shut up
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A Man Meets An Accident With
His New Ferrari.
Policemen Arrives.
Man:- (Cried) Officer! My Brand
New Car!
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Police Replied:- You're Such
materialistic.
You Even Haven't Notice That
Your Left Arm Has Been Cut
Off.
Man-: (He Looks At His Left
Arm And Yells.) :
OMG! My Rolex Watch!
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Boy drops girl at home, he puts
his hand on d wall by d gate for
support, leans towards her
BOY : Can I kiss you ?
GIRL : Not now, I'm at home.
BOY : Please.
GIRL : No.
BOY : You were too sweet in bed
today.
GIRL : Waoh! you too, full of
energy. I could not believe we
had for rounds.
BOY : Let me kiss u good night.
GIRL : Someone may be
watching, they still think I'm a
virgin at home.
This goes on for ten minutes,
then girl's brother appears at
the gate and says "Dad says
whether u kiss him or not its your
decision, but tell that bas***d to
remove his hand from the
intercom button, everyone at
home is listening to your
conversation" O.O
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"Hong Kong" is the only known
place name which can be said
without moving your tongue and
lips. ~
Okay ! stop checking to see if its
correct !!
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hope u like it đł
Bigg Boss 19
Parineeti
