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as deepey said tht we should have a joke of the day. to make everyone smile so here i am posting today's joke.
k3g
osama bin laden asked shahrukh khan hows life
shahrukh said khabi khushi khabi gham
then shahrukh asked osama bin laden hows life and he said kabhi
goli khabi
bomb 😆
osama bin laden asked shahrukh khan hows life
shahrukh said khabi khushi khabi gham
then shahrukh asked osama bin laden hows life and he said kabhi
goli khabi
bomb 😆
here's another one
Amitabh, Mausi and programmer
Amitabh: Mausi ladka TCS main kaam karta hai..
Mausi: Hai ram..
Amitabh: Aajkal allocated hai..
Mausi:To kya unallocated bhi rahta hai..
Amitabh: Ab 1 ki rating waalon ka allocation itni se asaani se kahaan
hota hai..
Mausi: To kya 1 ki rating bhi aati hai uski..
Amitabh: PL se ladai karne ke baad 5 li rating to nahin na milti hai mausi..
Mausi: To kya ladaku bhi hai..
Amitabh: Ab onsite jane ko na mille to ho jaati kabhi kabhi anban..
Mausi: To kya onsite bhi nahin gayaa abhi tak..
Amitabh: Ab civil engineers ka Visa itni jaldi kahaan lagta hai mausi..
Mausi: To kya ladka civil engineer hai
Amitabh: Mausi ladka TCS main kaam karta hai..
Mausi: Hai ram..
Amitabh: Aajkal allocated hai..
Mausi:To kya unallocated bhi rahta hai..
Amitabh: Ab 1 ki rating waalon ka allocation itni se asaani se kahaan
hota hai..
Mausi: To kya 1 ki rating bhi aati hai uski..
Amitabh: PL se ladai karne ke baad 5 li rating to nahin na milti hai mausi..
Mausi: To kya ladaku bhi hai..
Amitabh: Ab onsite jane ko na mille to ho jaati kabhi kabhi anban..
Mausi: To kya onsite bhi nahin gayaa abhi tak..
Amitabh: Ab civil engineers ka Visa itni jaldi kahaan lagta hai mausi..
Mausi: To kya ladka civil engineer hai
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