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An Unforgettable New Years Eve
Collab OS by Shweta and Pritt aka the SisMance
Shweta:
A fan of collabs I begged on my knees to Pritt if we could write an OS together. After much convincing she she finally agreed. It was such hard work I tell you. Anyways so I ruined her plans of a romantic New Year's Eve OS with my Shwetzyness and so here you go.
Pritt:
She left me no choice. She hung me from the 8th floor by my hair. I had to agree. And with our 'AMAZING' skills we ended up writing this OS.
I had gotten a request for a New Years Eve OS by Sarada (SAnonymous) and I hope she likes this though it is a collaboration.
Shweta: Psst... We stayed up till 4:30 AM doing it.
Pritt here again, Shweta just had her moment. But yeah, we stayed up til 4:30 AM for all of you! So like it! (Not to be demanding or anything...)
Anyways, thanks in advance everyone! :)
Oh also, if you don't like this Sarada, let me know! I'll work with Shwetoo and convince her into writing a romantic New Year's Eve OS!
Shweta: No I don't wanna write romance! Please like it. I'm begging you.
Anyways we present to you! The OS!
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It was New Years Eve and while every other couple at the party was busy discussing their plans for the night (wink wink), Madhu and RK were debating over the proper way to make chai.
"I'm telling you the milk goes in last!" RK tried making sense to his wife.
"Hota hoga aapki angrezi chai main, agar dood baad main daale toh chai kisme banayenge hum?" She questioned.
"Chai paani main banti hai aur phir jab ban jati hai usme dood dalte hain,"
"RK aap apni yeh How-To-Cook-For-Dummies tip apne paas hi rakhiye, aap hume bewakoof nahi bana sakte hum experienced chef hai."
"Aahaan" He raised an eyebrow, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Chale aate hai... Chai banane... hmph..." she mumbled.
"What?"
"Kuch nahi,"
RK and Madhu were suddenly interrupted by the room suddenly getting hit with a pitch black atmosphere.
RK felt the grip of Madhu's hand on his arm.
"RK?"
"I'm here," he reassured her.
"Itna andhera kaise ho gaya, lights chali gayi? Aur kya Mr. and Mrs. Raizada bade high fi bante firte hai aur electricity ka bill bharne main kanjusi. Chee Chee," She disapproved of them as she fixed her weight on his chest.
"Sirf tum hi darte samay gaali de sakti ho,"
"Main gaali nahi de rahi thi, sirf disapprovement zahir kar rahi thi." She defended herself sounding ever so cute.
"Theek hai, main abhi dekh ke ata hoon," RK said untangling her arms from his neck. "I'll be right back love," he pecked her neck quickly and before she knew it she was standing alone in a dark room full of strangers.
RK returned to their a spot a few moments later.
He put his arm around her.
"They're preparing for the countdown, that's why the lights went off."
"Tum kahan gaye the mere sheru darling?" He felt her tiptoe her fingers around his neck.
"Madhu yeh tum..." He pulled her hand off, "Yeh tum kya kar rahi ho?"
"Madhu? I'm not from the 1920s darling, baby kaho baby." She purred into his ear.
"Aaj kuch zyaada hi touchy feely ho raha hai nahi?" He fastened his arms around her waist.
"Aaj kyun? Yeh janwar toh roaz raat shikar pe nikal ta hain," She grabbed onto his hair.
"What? Kal raat toh tum ghode bech ke so rahi thi,"
"Well itne ghante kaam karne ke baad, thak gayi thi. Sab ki capacity tumhare jitni thodi na hai..." She traced his face with her oddly long nail, "But I'll make it up to you tonight,"
WHAT? Is this true? Was he FINALLY GOING TO GET LUCKY! Bad day to wear his superman boxers but who cares! He was finally going to no longer remain a virgin! Bless 2013!
"Wow! Really? Tonight? What are we waiting for? Why not right now?!" RK tried not to sound too excited.
"Everyone ready?"
RK turned to look at the hosts of the party on stage.
"We're about to begin the countdown,"
"10!" The crowd started.
RK leaned in, "Ready mademoiselle,"
"More than ever," She replied.
"9! 8!..." the crowd continued when he felt her hands creeping to his lower behind.
"Madhu... yeh tum..." he started only to be shut up by the most awkward move she's ever made.
A Butt Pinch.
He felt like going WHAT THE FREAKIN HELL WOMAN HAVE YOU LOST IT!' but then reminded himself she was the woman who will relieve him of his virginity and so he just decided to shut up and be a man.
"Darling..." He spoke trying not to sound creeped out, "Save it for tonight..."
"5! 4!..."
"OWW!!"
"SORRY BEHENJI!!!" They heard a loud noise to which the lights went back on.
RK shifted his attention to the other side of the room.
Was that Bittu Ji? On top of... HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL WAS BITTU JI DOING ON TOP OF MADHU!?!?
Wait if that was Madhu than who was...
He shut his eyes tight in fear of...
"AAHHH!! Who the hell are you! Sharam nahi ati! Parayi aurat ke saath ishq lada rahe ho!" The "lady tiger" that had pounced on him a few seconds ago screamed.
"What the hell? Who are you?" RK added in a generous few feet of distance.
"Who are you? Ab tak toh bada darling sharling kar rahe the! I feel violated!"
"Dolly Darling!!!" Bittu ji ran over to a woman who looked middle aged and wore way too much make up for her age. She had a skeletal figure and those creepy long nails which had just explored RK's face.
"Dolly DARLING?" RK questioned looking at Bittu Ji and "Dolly Darling".
"Baby what happened?" Bittu comforted the woman who was a good two heads taller than him.
RK looked like he was about to puke.
"Baby, kya batau, this man was making advances on me and even planned to sleep with me tonight!"
RK couldn't help but laugh at the situation. Sleep. With Mrs. Talons. Not even if he was paid to.
"Chief aap! Aap itne gire hue thukey nikloge, maine kabhi socha hi nahi tha. Meri hi girlfriend pe... Dolly Darling meri girlfriend thi, do saal se, maana ke aap yeh nahi jaante the par yeh giri hui harkat karne se pehle Bhabi Ji ka to kyaal karte..."
"Jalebi Bai ahan Jalebi Bai ahan Jalebi Bai... Jalebi Bai..."
Everyone turned their attention to Mr. Arnav Singh Raizada the host of the party, "Khushi tumne phirse ringtone badal diya!" He muttered to his wife.
He picked up the phone, "Baad main!" He whispered as he clicked it shut, "Sorry continue,"
"OYE BHEN DI TAKKI! HANDS OFF MA MAN!!" Madhu charged towards Dolly only to be stopped from shredding her to pieces by RK.
"Madhu yeh tum kya kar rahi ho..." He whispered.
"Oh toh ab tum chudail ki side lo ge! Bittu ji! Apni biwi ko samhal nahi sakte toh meri pati pe thop di tumhari ye bala!"
"Yeh meri biwi nahi hai!" Bittu ji explained, "Yeh Meri girlfriend hai, humari shaadi nahi hui hain,"
"Kya? Biwi nahi? SHAADI KE BINA RISHTA! Hai Rabba yeh main kya sun rahi hoon! Suna aapne! Dekho bhagwan iss duniya main kya ho raha hai!" Madhu shook her head with disapprovement.
RK was enjoying his defensive wife.
"My husband may be handsome,"
"Yes," he muttered to himself.
"Charming!"
"Continue," he smirked inwardly.
"Annoying!"
"What??" His eyes widened as he rubbed at his ear to make sure he had heard correctly.
"An idiot at times!"
"Kya?"
"Pigheaded!"
"What!"
"Arrogant and as sexually frustrated as a lonely housewife."
"The hell! I am not... ok maybe a little."
"But he is not a cheater! And he definitely wouldn't cheat on me with that..." she looked at Dolly who resembled Cruella De Vil from 101 Dalmations, "...thing."
"You..." Dolly gave Madhu the evil eye and lunged at her.
"Kutti! Kameeni! Main tere baal noch dungi!" Madhu screeched until the two men finally broke them apart.
"Chodo mujhe! RK chodo mujhe!" He tried to breakfree from his hold.
RK always imagined to hear those words from her, just in a different time, and definitely a different place.
"Alright that's it, stop it you guys." Mr. Raizada stepped in.
"Bach gayi kameeni!" Madhu mumbled as RK took her outside.
"You better be," she smiled as she tested the length of the seat belt by giving him a hug.
And thats when realization dawned upon him.
"Wait so does this mean we're not having sex tonight?"
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A/N: Hope you liked it! Leave your lovely comments for us to read and I (Shweta here) am not responsible for any injuries that might have occured due to excessive laughter. Do mention if you liked our collab and want more of these!
Notice how we kept Pritt's trademark purple text and my trademark funky title. We be good. LOL
Love ya,
Shweta and Pritt <3
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