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Well my favourite is this

A man from Canada won the lottery and was able to move to Tahiti and had alot of money. He met a really beautiful Tahitian "Vahine" and fell in love with her. One night, under the Tahitian moon, he was telling her about the day he arrived in Tahiti, and when he said the name of the capital, and pronounced it "Pa-Pete", she laughed. "It's "pa-pay-e-tay".

We pronounce our vowels seperately, even if they are together. And there are no silent "e's." I am not wearing a "pare-oo". She then noticed that his legs were thrashing around vigorously. She asked "Why are you moving your legs like that?" He responded "Because the mosq-oo-ee-tos are biting my fay-et!"

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People sitting around in Tahiti thinking "this place sucks, we gotta get the hell outta here." So they paddle six thousand miles in primitive canoes braving turbulent seas, lack of water and not enough to eat and what do they find? Same thing, palm trees, beautiful beaches, majestic mountains and breath-taking sunsets they found hawaii Just what were they expecting to find anyway? Cleveland?

These are some tahitien jokes from my city papeete😉