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poonam

@Angel_Luv

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Posted: 13 years ago

Many of u heard of SANTA n BANTA jokes here is one of them i hope u will also like it plz hit d like button 😃n u can also post ur favorite jokes here

in parking zone while parking d three wheeler

banta removing d third wheel

santa asked why u removing it

banta said can't u see wat is written here

three wheelers are not allowed

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Visha

@.LovelyDreamer.

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

lol

my jokes...cant think of the favorite one...

this one lol

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute." She said "What happened to 'beautiful'? His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

source:www.jokes.com/funny-work-jokes/opcmbf/beautiful-

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COLOGY

@COLOGY

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

BRANDE WORLD

A rich girl was walking by t river side in jungle n suddenly saw

a CROCODILE N CHEETAH

she screamed:

OH my god...

LACOSTE & PUMA!!

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poonam

@Angel_Luv

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: LoveViShalini
lol

my jokes...cant think of the favorite one...
this one lol

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute." She said "What happened to 'beautiful'? His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

source:www.jokes.com/funny-work-jokes/opcmbf/beautiful-

thankz sweety😃there r so many jokes n all r v gud u knw muzhe kitne joke yaad aa gaye tumare ess joke ko dekhkar😆

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poonam

@Angel_Luv

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: COLOGY
BRANDE WORLD

A rich girl was walking by t river side in jungle n suddenly saw
a CROCODILE N CHEETAH
she screamed:
OH my god...

LACOSTE & PUMA!!

😆🤣

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Visha

@.LovelyDreamer.

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

@neth

lol

Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"

Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"

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milodog

@milodog

Navigator

Posted: 13 years ago

Not sure if these actually qualify as jokes, they quotes from Ellen degeneres! I love Ellen, she's really funny!

1. I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.

2. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

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kholita

@kholita

Dazzler

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

a little girl meet Santa to ask for her gift

she told him" Santa i want a little brother or sister " 😔

Santa smile and ask her " your mother will be in the house tonight ?" 😈

Edited by kholita - 13 years ago

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gafulu14

@gafulu14

Sparkler

Posted: 13 years ago

needs to think, coze i am very poor in joke

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-AarYaholic-

@-AarYaholic-

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

#10

Consider a situation:

Yash, Aarti and the children are having discussions

Payal asks, what/who is a widow? To which Aarti replies...If your Papa passes away, I'll be called a widow and if I pass away he'll be called a widower...

To which Palak interrupts...what will I be called if Payal/Ansh pass away?

Yash: A Suspect!

This one was a direct lift from Readers Digest!!..Don't take it seriously...didn't mean to harm anyone!