Baap re Baap...yeh Trimurti...EDITED

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Rajesh

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Posted: 13 years ago

Baap re Baap...

Yeh Trimurti ka jawab nahi...😉

Friends back again with Trio Chakrams...with their new Hinglish, Punglish..(Punjabi english...) jOkes...More coming in few days...till thn enjoy their funny antics..read..close your eyes and visualise them in those situations to enjoy ur full cinemascope laugh... geek emoticon

1...Rishi and Sumer were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colours green. pink and yellow. Rishi goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. Sumer goes in and says my phone goes green green i pink it up and i say yellow!!😉 ..(interviewer was..for a sec..thinking he was surrounded by alien ...coz insaan toh aisa bol nahi sakta...😆 he was speechless but in his mind he was thinking kash main this dumbu ko

)...😆

2...Two friends Munna and Sumer went to school for appearing in English exam (7th standard). They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately, in the question-paper it was written ... write an essay on "MY FATHER" in just 30-45 words .So Sumer was utterly confused & nervous ...what to do!!! as usual Munna gave an idea . . . . Just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father... So this was how Munna & Sumer wrote the essay ...obviously they were "MYFather..

"Fathers & fathers are everywhere, but good fathers are very rare. I have so many fathers, some fathers are males and some females, but my best father is Champaklal ( Sumer wrote my best father is Nathulal..). He is my neighbour and he my favorite father. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much...''

what happen to that poor Examiner? suno suniye.. when he got those papers for checking.first thing came in his mind he needs to change his chashme.asap.

but nope ! its same thing he reads 🤔then he uses the huge

. par yeh toh same hai..😕.😆 phir kiya hua? bechara hospital pohuncha

(Wholesale mein fathers he has heard first time...Ek baap ke bahut bete dekhe aur sune hain, lekin Ek bete ke itne Baap..?..Baap re Baap...)😆...😉

3..In bio practical:Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only?

Sumer-I don't know.

Examiner:You failed, what's your name?

Sumer:See my legs & tell my name...

Examiner was thinking to

Sumer.. instead he/she

😆

4...Sumer married Mandira finally and..
had twins; he named them Chinnu & Tinnu.
Again had twins & named Peter &
Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted
Sumer named them
TIRED & RETIRED! ... stop glass smiley

5...A married man Munna Sharma was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity , Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbours wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out...(Acha toh apni setting se bahut pyaar hai, baaki doosron ki setting per buri nazar..?..Yahan tak ki baap ki setting ko set karne ki setting ki thi.....''Bapu Ram naam japna, paraya maal apna...'')bery badd, bery bery bad...
Keep Smiling..enjoy reading..
God Bless You..
Set_raj...

Edited by set_raj - 13 years ago