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MEIEJians,
Here you go my first "once a year" faaltu bakwaas topic... 😳 taaliyan please !!! 
I am not here to introduce myself and everyone... bohut ho gaya intro topics. I am here to share a kahani and to reveal VD phanke's nicknames. So ready ?
In a bootiphool island called monkeyscoochicoo, two monkeys were sitting on a coconut tree. One was beautiful and sexy (Madhubala) 
and the other one was hooot and besharam (RK). Bandar RK was flirting with Bandariya Madhubala and she was blushing.
and the other one was hooot and besharam (RK). Bandar RK was flirting with Bandariya Madhubala and she was blushing. Beautiful Bandariya: Awww my Bandar I so love you. You are so funny. 
Besharam Bandar: I love you too my bandariya, give me a kiss.
Beautiful Bandariya: Hmmm ok but only if you accept to answer to my questions.
Besharam Bandar: Oh no my bandariya abhi abhi Piya se chhut kara mila hai now you don't start. 
Beautiful Bandariya: Please I am your bandariya na... and after all it's about your fans. I want to know them.
and after all it's about your fans. I want to know them. Besharam Bandar: Ok... (To God: ufff why is my Madhu so beautiful). 😍
Beautiful Bandariya: Meine suna hai ke your phanke are very besharam like Anmol and Anurag... 😍
Besharam Bandar: Yup they are... they have thousands of GFs... ufff they irritate me a lot. 
Some forum members even keep line maarying on them instead of me. Aur pata hai kya Farah who bolne mein toh hai my sister but dil mein she is my sweetheart, 😍 told me that Anmol is even line maarying on his new phone.
Some forum members even keep line maarying on them instead of me. Aur pata hai kya Farah who bolne mein toh hai my sister but dil mein she is my sweetheart, 😍 told me that Anmol is even line maarying on his new phone. Beautiful Bandariya: WTH are you serious ? I love this guy. 😍 BTW meine suna hai that your so called sweetheart and Anmol are in love with each other. She calls him her Sweetuuu, her ullu and her Jaan. And he calls her his Sherni and his Googly. 😍
Besharam Bandar: How dare you say this ? 
No Farah sirf meri hai and Anmol can have his Tina. 😛 And why are you drooling over this mad guy ? 
Do you know people call him also Khujli Singh, Makhan Makkhi Kumar, Mr. President, Mr. Gayab and many more.
No Farah sirf meri hai and Anmol can have his Tina. 😛 And why are you drooling over this mad guy ? Do you know people call him also Khujli Singh, Makhan Makkhi Kumar, Mr. President, Mr. Gayab and many more. Beautiful Bandariya: Wooow I am loving it... 😍 and Anurag ? Tell me something about him. 😳
Besharam Bandar: He is Baba Ramdev. He was in love with his Chakku the Chudail 
but Chakku ignored him. Bohut achcha kya she is cool. 😎 Aise ladke I tell you, too much. 
And now he is drooling over Tamanna, a very sweet girl. 
This is the story of Baba Ramdev and Chudail - Ek ishq ek dhoka. Bechari Chakku the Chudail but baby I am here always remember that. 😳 People know this gadha as Tharkey too. 😡
but Chakku ignored him. Bohut achcha kya she is cool. 😎 Aise ladke I tell you, too much. And now he is drooling over Tamanna, a very sweet girl. This is the story of Baba Ramdev and Chudail - Ek ishq ek dhoka. Bechari Chakku the Chudail but baby I am here always remember that. 😳 People know this gadha as Tharkey too. 😡Beautiful Bandariya: Stop pataaoying and drooling over girls. Achcha meine suna hai that your fans are khatarnak evils.
Achcha meine suna hai that your fans are khatarnak evils. Besharam Bandar: My bandariya evils hain toh khatarnak hi honge na ? Tum bhi na stupid.
Beautiful Bandariya: Mujhe evils se darr lagta hai. 😭
Besharam Bandar: Don't worry mein hoon na your Bandarman.
Beautiful Bandariya: Wooow how sweet I love you my bandarman... 😳 but tell me who are they taki I can stay away from them.
Besharam Bandar: It's Nishi aka Miss Evil/Gossip Queen/Shaadi.com. We have also Anmol and Anurag the gay best friends, always ready to bromance with each other, two losers. 😡 Cari bhi kam nahin hai... hayeee her love for Vahbiz is just epic. 😍 Chakku is evil but very funny so you don't have to be afraid of her. 😛 And not to forget Shrish the Dakku of PKYEK forum. 😈
Beautiful Bandariya: Hayeee so many ? And is there any angel ? 😳
Besharam Bandar: Hain na my Farah. She has done PhD on innocentgiri. Ufff she is my love.
Beautiful Bandariya: Shut up... I hate her. 😡 I have heard that she is the winner of besharam award, she spams alot, loves to make fun of everything and everyone. 🤢
Besharam Bandar: You shut up... 😡 don't say anything wrong about my Farah. She is sooo sweet and innocent. Ufff and her ROFLing and drooling skills just make my dil go hmmm...
Beautiful Bandariya: Grrr I will kill you... 
While they were fighting, two other monkeys joined them. One was looking angry and stupid (Piya) and the other one was looking bhikari and crazy (Maan).
Bhikari monkey: Ni hao I am Not-Sho Hot, a famous Japanese business bandar.
Beautiful Bandariya: What ? 😲 Not-Sho Hot. I love your name and I am not trying to be ironic. 😛 And ni hao is chinese not japanese. 😆 And are you sure you are a business bandar ? You look like a bhikari.
Bhikari monkey: Aise maat bolo dil maat todo. Mein kuch bhi kar sakta hoon tumhare liye. Jaan bhi de sakta hoon.
Beautiful bandariya: Really toh jaao aur suicide karo.
Maan aka Not-Sho Hot/the bhikari monkey couldn't tolerate Beautiful Bandariya's words and he committed suicide.
Stupid monkey: Abhay how could you do this to me ? I loved you so much phir bhi you left me for this bandariya. 😡
Beautiful Bandariya: Same to you... tu kahan se bandariya nahin dikhti ? 😡
Stupid minkey: Abey chup I am talking to my Abhay. 😡
Besharam bandar: I am not Abhay I am RK and who the hell are you ? 😳
Stupid monkey: I am Piya 😳
Besharam Bandar: Piya who ? Ritzie the ulti khopdi ? The one who blames people that they don't love her that's why they ignore her but khud hi online kam aati hai and baat bhi kam karti hai ? 😳
Stupid monkey: Nahin I am the real Piya. I love you my Abhay bandar. ☺️
Beautiful Bandariya: Haat, he is my handsome bandar.
Stupid: He is my Sadu Brainless Abhay.
Beatiful Bandariya: My handsome bandar.
Besharam Bandar: No no no I am Farah's Besharam bandar.
Stupid monkey: Not-Sho Hot inspired me mein bhi jaa rahi hoon maarne.
Piya was ready to die when a Watermelon came to save her in slow motion.
Besharam bandar: Abey yeh banda... I mean kutta kahan se aa gaya ?
Beautiful bandariya: Hun ? Kutta ? Lekin yeh toh watermelon jaise lag raha hai.
Besharam bandar: Look at him carefully he is both. Pyaar se people call him Mr.Watermelon Doggie Wolfie Jehhh Kutta Khurana Toilet. 😆
Beautiful bandariya: Wooow kya pyaar hai. 😆
Finally Watermelon comes to Piya.
Watermelon: Nahin Piya don't do this. I love you. Do you remember about the TRUE love definition. We can kill, torture, hurt, sacrifice the one we love. Please don't try to kill yourself mein hoon na I will kill you. So please accept my love. 😳
Piya jumped into his arms and they left the place. Madhubala and RK were alone.
Beautiful bandariya: Toh hum kahan the ? 😳 Ohh haan... Is there any other angel ?
Besharam Bandar: Hain na bohut saare like Pavi aka Mrs Rahul Dravid, Priya aka Priscou, Tanzie aka Suku lover, Chandni aka Teacher ji, Shreya aka the bookworm and many more. 😍
Beautiful Bandariya: Very good. Meine suna hai that one of PKYEK forum's mod is hooot. 😍 Every girl line maarying on him.
Besharam Bandar: Haan woh Ishan hai and Nishi is completely fida over him... they even talk in private by PMs (Shhh secret hai)... 😛 hayeee hooot couple I tell you. Nishan the best couple ever. 😍
Beautiful Bandariya: Really ? Toh I don't have any chance ? 😔 Achcha yeh bataao is it true that Snigdha who is your so called sweetheart's sister, 🤢 is afraid of AK-47 rifle ? 😆 Lekin AK-47 rifle hai kya ?
Besharam bandar: Kya nahin kaun ? 🥱
Beautiful Bandariya: Kaun ? 😲 Wooow baatao na who is it ?
Besharam Bandar: My dushman. 😡
Beautifil Bandariya: Ok now let's do something interesting. ☺️ Take off your pants my bandar. ☺️
Besharam Bandar: Wooow ok... ☺️ but don't think I am doing it for you yeh mein sirf Farah ke liye kar raha hoon. ☺️ My Farah
Beauiful: Whatever I just want your hot body my bandar. ☺️
- I am so so so sorry for this long post... But I rarely make posts so hope you liked it. Next topic surely next year ROFL. 😆
- It was just a fun post so please don't mind. PKYEKians know that I love to make fun of the characters but Geetians please don't mind... and if you didn't like then I am not sorry and you can go to hell. 😛
- My hindi is great
everyone knows that I can kill anyone with my hindi. So please don't laugh nahin toh ek lagaoongi kaan ke niche. 😡 - Please guys no joote aande or tomatoes... 😡 only mushrooms cause I love them. 😍
Thank you and
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