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Hiii gutters !! This is a tribute to all the guttery minds out there
Rushing inside to his room
Arnav : "Khushi, I have decided. I am going to make you pregnant"
Khushi : "Never !! No way I am sleeping with you, Mr. Raizada"
Arnav : "If you dont, then I'll make sure Payal and Akash never consummate"
Khushi: "What the... one and a half months and they've not done "IT".."
Arnav : "you didnt know?? the whole of Shantivan knows. Even Laxmi.."
Khushi : "So what if they dont do "IT"?
Arnav : "Well, in that case, they ll never have children, and then mami would make Akash marry someone else and Payal would eventually be kicked out of the house"
Khushi : "OK..I ll sleep with you, but only till i get pregnant"
Arnav : "Done. That's a deal. Be ready for me tonight"
That night Arnav and Khushi end up doing "IT"
Next morning
Khushi :" I thought we d be doing "IT" only once"
Arnav : "You were the one who pulled me back"
Khushi :" I thought if we do "IT" twice, I ll have twins and I ll never have do "IT" with you again"
Arnav :" We'll keep on doing "IT" till you re pregnant"
Arnav leaves for office
Its mid afternoon. Arnav calls Khushi
Arnav : "I am driving back home. Go and wait in your room. We re doing "IT" now as I will be late in the evening"
Arnav reaches RM
Anjali : "Chote, you ve come now. What a coincidence. I was just thinking how Ma used to sing to..."
Arnav : " Later Di. I' ve got an important tele conference now. I ll be doing it in my room. Please dont disturb me for an hour."
Arnav goes to his room. Arnav and Khushi start doing "IT"
After ten mins
Anjali, to herself : " Khushiji went to her room saying she has a headache. Let me go give her some medicine"
Anjali's about to knock on Arnav's room when she hears moans and grunts coming from inside
Anjali goes rushing back to her room
Anjali : "Listen ji. I just when to Chote's room. They re doing "IT"
Shyam's face goes into a twitching gala
Anjali : " I am also feeling like doing "IT" .Its been so long.."
Shyam, jumping from the bed : "No.. No.. Rani Sahiba.. not in your delicate condition"
Anjali, angrily : "Are you gonna come here now or do I have to tie you up like last time??"
Payal goes to Khushi's room when she hears Khushi shout "Please.. more..please"
Payal rushes to Akash
Payal:" Akash, come with me.
They reach Arnav's room"
khushi's moaning,"Come on Arnav...come on "
Akash :" Payal, let's go.. they are.."
Just then they hear Khushi's shout " Faster.. Arnav..faster"
Akash stares at the closed door , apparently Bhai was a machine
Akash picks up Payal running
Akash : "That's it Payal. We re doing "IT" today and I dont want to see one more bloody dori in your blouse or salwar kameez again!!"
Laxmi trots up to Arnav's room thinking its been so long Khushi spoke to me
She stops at the door hearing Khushi's groaning and moaning. Laxmi runs away bleating loudly, thinking "I will never be able to do "IT". Stupid nani doesnt let any male goat come near me. What does she think, I am her age??"
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