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If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... Ifyou need me, come to me... If you need money... ...........the subscriber cannot be reached pls dont call again
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. u cry, i cry. u laugh.. i laugh. u jump out of d window.. I look down & I laugh again.. haha
I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful Then I look at you...... I ...... I ....... I rather look at the stars again. *B!TC#*
I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u, Its kinda hard for me to forget u. > Every night u appear in my dreams > And I find my self shouting..... BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
. A good speech should b like a women's skirt... Long enough to cover the subject, And short enough to create interest.
If lord Krishna flirts, people say its RAAS LEELA. If we flirt, people say our character is DHEELA.
. u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice and u r 100% stupid to believe these words.
Jassi singh tells his gf, "come home tomorrow, no one >will b at home." When she goes the next day to his home....... There was NO ONE at home.
Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. aur khuda tumse puche.. 'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise ??
The night was dark, the moon was high, > I stopped my car....u wondered why? >> I leant so close, u felt shy. >> I uttered those three words.... > > I ......la.......puncture !!
Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
Good looking people r hard to find. That's why u don't ...... That's y u don't see me often.
When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really sooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... Ifyou need me, come to me... If you need money... ...........the subscriber cannot be reached pls dont call again
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. u cry, i cry. u laugh.. i laugh. u jump out of d window.. I look down & I laugh again.. haha
I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful Then I look at you...... I ...... I ....... I rather look at the stars again. *B!TC#*
I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u, Its kinda hard for me to forget u. > Every night u appear in my dreams > And I find my self shouting..... BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
. A good speech should b like a women's skirt... Long enough to cover the subject, And short enough to create interest.
If lord Krishna flirts, people say its RAAS LEELA. If we flirt, people say our character is DHEELA.
. u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice and u r 100% stupid to believe these words.
Jassi singh tells his gf, "come home tomorrow, no one >will b at home." When she goes the next day to his home....... There was NO ONE at home.
Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. aur khuda tumse puche.. 'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise ??
The night was dark, the moon was high, > I stopped my car....u wondered why? >> I leant so close, u felt shy. >> I uttered those three words.... > > I ......la.......puncture !!
Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
Good looking people r hard to find. That's why u don't ...... That's y u don't see me often.
When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really sooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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