Part-4
ADI-Tumhare jaise Desi JATT[farmer] ko english sikhana '' busre hoye saad de gal sangal pona ek baraber hai''. [means ''billi ke gal talli bandne ke barabar'']
MK-Sir ye sadh wale muhaware ki english kya hogi?
ADI-English?
Romeo-Agar nahi ati sar to rehne dejia
ADi-Iski english to to to yahi ho sakti hai ke to make angrej from desi is equal to rayshem ki sadi from khesi
All starts laughing.
Adi-Now enough.I have somework for u all.U all have to make an assignment on shakespeare today and submitted me tomorrow.
Adi-Wase muje pata to hai hi ke kisi ne bani to nahi
MSK-To fir banane to bool kyu rahe ho.
Lecture over and everyone comes out.[Till now geet dont know that MK and MSK uski class me hai bc she never interset in their gossips and insulting adi.]Mk with his friends.
Romeo-Yaar bhabi ki english to bahot jyada high hai aur vo kitna achi english bolti hai.Ab tumhara kya hoga bacho?
MK-Yaar ye to bahot achi baat hai muje to pehle hi tension thi.
Romeo-Kis baat ki?
MK-Are yahi ke bacho ko kon padaega.Muje to english wagera ati nahi.[i thinking ye to bacho tak bi pounch gaya.Abi to ladki tumhe janti bi nahi.lol.]
Romeo-MK tum abi jaka bhabi ka haath pakdo aur use jaka angreji me keh do.
Mk-Kya?
Romeo-Yahi ke mera tumhare bina dil nahi lagta.
Mk take out his hand from him.
MK-Chad oye tum ase hi feeling lai ja rahe ho.
Romeo-Yaar muje laga ke bhabi ka haath hai.
MK give his angry glare to him.Romeo dar jata hai.
Romeo-Bhabi jo jakar bata do.
Mk-Kya?
Romeo-Ke i dont ke we aaa.Are tum log bi to bolo kuch.Hai par ek baat to hai ke muje tum logo se jyada english ati hai.
Mk-Oe yeh to hume pata hi hai ke tumhe humse kyada english ati hai.Tumne 4-4 saal lagae hai ek class me aur humne ek hi.To farak to hogga hi.
Guy-Yaar abi to mann lo ke hume to english ati nahi aur bhabi ko english ke bina patana mushkil hai.Mk tumhe english sikni hogi.
MK-Wo to muje bi pata hai yaar par me soch raha ho ke sikayega kon?
Next day at collage
Adi comes in class.Everyone wish him good morning.Adi thinking muje yaken nahi ho raha ke ye wohi class hai.Everyone take their respective seats.Adi eyes feel on assignments which is on his table.He know this class very well 'chahe inhe kitna bi keh do ye tabbi koi kaam nahi karke late' but there r 3 assignments for his shock.
Adi-Ye assignment kisne banayi hai.He check first 2 that r from geet and meera.He really happy that now he get 2 such student Whom he will teach.
When Adi open 3rd assignment and see the name of maker.He gets a big shock like their is no groung underhis feet.
Adi[thinking]-Ye kase possible ho sakta hai.Ladin ka America se dosti karna possible hai par ye possible nahi ho sakta.He check his spex and rub his eyes again and again if he seeing right or wrong.He also pinch himself for once.
Adi-Ough.Ye hakikat hai.MK ne assingment banai aur vo bi meri di hui.This is a big shock foe adi.
Adi comes out from his thoughts and nothing say.He silently gives his lectur.
Interval time
Adi is sitting alone and lost in dolly dreams.He imagining her sitting in front of him.He talking with her.
Adi-Dolly ji ap kitni khoobsorat hai.Apko dekhkar muje kuch kuch hota hai.
As he furtht\er his convo.Mk comes ther and said 'sir'.Adi see him.
Adi-Kitni konsi jaldi thi tumhe ane ki koi train choot rahi thi kya.Thodi dair baad nahi a sakte the.Sara supna karab kar diya.
Mk-Ga Ga Good afternoon ji.
Adi-Agar english nahi ati to na hi english bolo sida sida satsri kaal nahi keh sakte.
MK-Sat Sri kaal ji.
Adi-Par tum muje ek baat batao ke tumne ye assignment bani hai.
MK-Hanji sir.Apne hi to kaha tha.Nale ji apka diya hua kaam me na karo asa kase ho sakta hai.
Adi-O bas kar ab itna massala mat laga.Wase tumne ye assignment ase hi to nahi banai hogi iske piche bi koi baat hogi.
Mk-sir ab ap se kya shipana ap to mere guru ji hai.Sir muje angreji sikni hai.
Adi-angreji siknni hai..haha
MK-Hai ji.
Adi-Pehle apni maat basha[Language] to sikh lo bagani[Foreign] ko baad me sikh lena.
Mk[making baby face]-Sir bagani konsi me kisi ki beti aur behen ko haath pane ko keh raha ho.Me to ye keh raha ho ke muje angreji sikhni hai.Aur sath angreji sikna mere lia bahot jaroori ho gaya hai sir.
Adi-Ye to muje bi pata hai ke patana to tumhe kisi ladki ko hi hai.Ye alag baat hai ke english ke through patana hai.Ab sidhe sidhe puri baat bata.
Mk tell him full story.
Adi-Muje tumhari story bi apni story ke jaisi lag rahi hai.Me aur LUcky hum dono college me ek hi ladki ke piche the.DOLLY naam tha uska.Bichari fasla hi nahi kar pai ke kise chuno.
MK-Fir ji?
Adi-Fir humne ek tisri Dir kadi ki.
Mk-Tisri[3] dir.Vo konsi?
Adi-PINKY
MK-PINKY kehri PINKY
Adi-Moge wali
MK[confusing]-MOge wali ye kya cheej hai?
Adi-Pinky moge wali ek asi ladki hai jisne ajj tak kabi kisi ko 'Na' nahi ki.
MK-Fir to bahot bade DIL wali lagti hai.
Adi-Humne lucky ko mana kar pinky ke pass bej diya.Aur doosre din hi lucky proposal lekar Pinky ke pass pounch gaya.
MK-Fir pinky maan gai kya?
ADi-Kaha mani usne kaha me kalko sochke bataogi.Aur lucky ne kaha ke agar tum bi sochke bataogi to humara to marna hi hua.
Adi-Ye to thi haasi ki bate par me tumse aj ek wada karta ho ke agar mane tumhari Shadi geet se na karwai to muje bi LOVE GURU maat kehna.Par jo english me tumhe sikhaoga vo tumhe Tote[Parrot] ke jase yaad karni hogi.
MK-Vo to me kar luga sir ap fikar maat kijia.Par ap ye batai ke meri aur geet ki baat kitne time me ban jayegi.
Adi-Ye koi roti hai jo me 5 min me banadoga.Ek baat yaad rakna ''saheli aur haweli itni jaldi nahi banti''.
Next day
MK-IIf friendship is your weakest point then you are the strongest person in the borld. ' In the borlddd...Kyu achi nahi lagi?
Romeo-Tumhe kya lagta hai is angreji se bhabi impress ho jayegi
MK-Hai Professor to yahi keh raha tha.
Romeo-Professor to yahi keh raha tha.huuu..Ye to ase lag raha hai jaise bihari punjabi bol raha ho.
Mk-O tumhe mujme aur Bihari me koi antar najar nahi ata?
Romeo-Bus chehre me hi hai par bolne me nahi.
Mk-Oye me ajj ke din ke lia tumhara professor ho.Tameej se baat karo.Par yaar muje to ap ase hi lag raha hai professor jitni bate kar raha tha utna hai nahi.Line to ek di hai muje yaad karne ko.
Romeo-Oye me bi heraan ho jiski ab tak apni shaadi nahi hui vo tumhe ladki pasane ke gun kase bata sakta hai.
Mk-Oye guru sahi hai ja galat vo badme dekhe ge Abi 11 baj gae hai aur tumhari bhabi abi tak nahi ayi aur muje dar hai ke me line na bhool jao.
2 Frend of Mk Comes running and sit next to romeo.
Guy-Mk bhabi a gai.
Mk-oye ketab ta dedo.
Mk wear study spexes
Mk-Bacho apko pata hai jo me ajj apko padane ja raha ho vo kisne kaha tha.
Romeo-Sway god ki ji muje to nahi pata.
Mk-Me dasda Abraham Lincoln ne kahi thi.
Geet comes with meera and stand behind Mk after lisening him.
Mk-Wo kehte hai ke If friendship is ur weakest point ur the strongest person in the world.
MK-In the
All together-World.
MK-Samj a gaya?
Together-Hai ji
Mk-Hai ji nahi .
ALL-Yes sir.
Mk-Ab dekho ghar jakar meri tarah mehnat karni hai Muje bi english ai hai ap logo ko bi a jayegi.
MK Goes and pass nearby geet and meera.MK somehow manage himself for not drolling.Geet smiling after liscening his sweet sweet bate.
Romeo-Yaar MK ko bagwan ne humare lia koi Farishta banakar beja hai Agar ye nahi hota to humara kya hota.Wah kitni achi english bolta hai Ko itni achi punjabi bi bool na pae.
Romeo-Professor MK jinda baad.
Geet smiling standing their
Precap1-MSk patao Lucky😉
Precap2-''Maneya ke moody hai ge ji Madam fukre na''
Edited by -knirwal- - 13 years ago
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