Random Musings : Jai, Bani & Rosh special

Bani to Tony Butler : Tony, tell us pronto, who has a better Sari...Jaldi, varna you will lose your job!

Jai to Tony : Tony, better give a diplomatic answer and don't land me in trouble by siding with any one of them...ek ko kamre ke andar jawab dena hoga aur ek ko kamre ke bahar!

Bani to Jai : Mr. Walia, is ghar mein sirf ek Tony hi mera apna tha, aap use bhi Roshni aur apni side kar rahe hain? Mujhe apne liye ek exclusive Butler chahiye, Abhi!

Candidates for Mrs. Bani Walia's Personal Butler at the Walia Mansion:

Mahesh Bhaiyaa to Bani : Mrs. Walia, mera paas na mera business hai aur na hi ghar, kya mein aapka personal Butler ban sakta hoon?

Mr. Chopra to Bani : Mrs. Walia, hamara toh khandaan hi Butloron ka hai, I think I would make an excellent Khandaani Butler....Kya khayal hai?

Pushkar to Bani : For old times sake Bani, can't you employ me....after all mein tumhara Jeeja bhi toh hoon....waise bhi tumhari behen ko support karne ke liye mujhe 24 mein se 25 ghante kaam karna hoga...😭😆

Rohit to Bani : Mamiji, mujhe employ kar lijiye, aur mein Ghar jamaai bhi banne ko tayaar hoon.....Waise bhi Chopra Mansion humnein apne padosiyon se kiraye par liya tha, aap logon ko impress karne ke liye...😆

Jai and Bani having Dinner at their Restaurant where Roshni works as a Steward!😉

Jai to himself : Sorry Bani, aajkal Electricity ki bahut problem hai, hence, ab se hume is Candle light mein hi Dinner karna hoga!

Bani to Jai : That is perfectly ok Mr. Walia, is tarah aap mere bina Make-up waale face ko nahin dekh paayenge.....

Roshni to the Walia's : Yes, Sir, Yes Madam, may I take your order please?😆

Jai to Roshni : Toh batao Waiter, kya hain aaj ke menu mein?

Roshni reciting the Menu : Butter chicken, Tandoori chicken, Chicken Kormal, Kadahi Chicken, Chicken 99, Chicken Roast.....

Bani to Roshni : Bas..Bas...lagta hai, saare shehr ki murgiyon ko aaj hi maar daala hain, itni Chicken based dishes bana ne ke liye....You are dismissed. Mr. Walia, ghar chalte hain, main aapke manpasand Ladoo bana kar khilati hoon aapko.

Jai to himself : Ladoo? Once again. Nahin yaar, kal hi Chopra's ke ghar mein overdose ho gaya tha....Ghar mein Pudinhara bhi nahin hai.....

Will add some more...

Cheers,

MT

😆 cant stop laughing i will die out of laughter today 👏 great job u really cheer me up buddy cool keep it up
lots of love
annu

😆 😆 😆 i am in splits. 😆 😆

hahahahaha omg im lmfao!! thanks SO much hahah
Mr. Chopra to Bani : Mrs. Walia, hamara toh khandaan hi Butloron ka hai, I think I would make an excellent Khandaani Butler....Kya khayal hai?
hahahah omg tooo tooo good!

wow MT they r so funny.........

everyone is competing with poor Tony.....
and roshni ban gayi waitress.........tooo gud sahi jagah hai uska.....

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thanksssss.. those are very funny... make my day.. i wil laugh the whole day!!!!

Thankssss

MT, i cant stop laughing. Pl someone, anyone, help me.
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omg MT ur soooooo funny!
it was great!

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i can't stop laughing.....oh my GOD!!! MT u're just tooooooooo good

😆 MT your post is funny 😆