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caution : plz leave all ur logic brain outside b4 entering my post its of no use here .
Note:-since i had free time thanks to rain god socha kuch time pass hojaye
Since every 1 know akhir itne dino baad akhir hume chamkta chand nazar aya š so decided aaj taklu baba ke ane ka fayda uthaya jaye.owing to the popularity of udi baba aka taklu baba(tho kya sirf 2 fan hai par hai th sahiš) parso subah takhas decided to get few bytes from the very own taklu baba .let me present the interviewer Ms Gulbadhan battissi
trivia abt GB
she has interviewed actors from 'famous' shows like
-->padosi ka pati sirf mera hai
-->mein tulsi tere angan ki himat hai to shane pani dal ke dikha
-->barsat ma lugai sang rasai mein guturgu
-->droolsome dudhvala ravishing kamwali
So heres presenting the full transcript of the rocking interview
GB: so taklubaba i mean udi baba welcomes to my showz .hows u?
TB : hum thik hain par aap hum se kripya hindi mein vartalab karengi shudh hindi?
GB : taklu baba 's this s my languages i taak in hinglish .plz adjust
TB thik hai hum samajte hain par hum apna abipray keval sanskrutik hindi mein denge
GB : batevar that means (in mind) udi baba bataye na whats the raaz of ur chamkta taklas.i heard production ppl for u not using light for ur scenes .akhir apke paas itna chamktas chand hai then whats use of lights?
TB: iska sab shrey hamari mataji ko jata hai unhone hi tho bachpan se SANDE KA TEL se zar ko ghis ghis ke chamta hua banaya hai .
GB : lagta hai itni zor se champis doing all hair jhading from head .poor u but i m so envious apka chand mere make up vale mirror se bi zyada chamakdar.bala inka takla mere atrangi dressse chamdar kaiseš
udi babas tell where do u becoming gayab from show i so much miss u
TB: vo tho hum mangal greh mein jake vahan ke jeevo ko pravachan dete hain
GB: poor mars ppl (in mind)
TB: apne kuch kaha(*stare gulp stare)
GB: tell me y ur that unique one of kind budiya sis always angry angry?
TB: ye humara dosh hain vo kya hai na hum ne 40 saal ki umar mein sarswati ka byaah dracula se kiya par humne undon ko ek kamre mein nahin rehne dia vo kya hain na byah ke baad shukla paksh mein amavas tha tho is ghadi mein kisi bi navvivahit jodey kosath mein nahi rakna chahiye .tho humne behna ko use pati ke sath rehne nahin dia
GB : what r u telling udibabas u married of ur creepy sis n not allowing to do lolopocho haw.ab mujhe samjha is budiya ka late marriage with dracula then no romancing .isliye romance ke sath allergy hain khud ko tho kuch karne mila nahin isliye baki ko kuch karne nahin deti(in mind).
kisibi ladki ladke ko 10 inch ki dorri mein dekar unka ghanta vala siren bajne lagta hain .
how long u didnt allow them to guturguu
TB : 5yrs
GB: phive years š² phir uskebaad milne diaš
TB: nahin uske baad tho dracula hi viman durghatna mein tapak gaye vo actually vampire ke timbaktoo land se saraswati ke liye blood juice ka packet lane gaya tha aur viman durghatna mein timbaktoo ki jagah narak gaya
GB: vampires n aircrash hows possible?
TB: (angry stare) murk kanya tumhe itni spast bat samaj nahi ati vo chamkadad banke udraha tha viman se takraya khud tho mara dusron ko bi marvaya
GB : poor dadi field mein pohochi par batting karne mila hi nahi(in mind) udibaba phir kya booh aah dadi 's bachha tapking from the sky .without connection she downloading
TB: vo tho sub dodvale ki kripa hai
GB:š²š² u mean booh aah dadi n dodhvala ???
TB: nahin ap hamara tatparya nahin samji humne apne dodhvala ke 12 bachon mein se ek bacha sarswati ko dia aur vo murk kisi holululu ki dodhvali ke sath bhaag gaya aur is afat ko humare sar chod gaya humne .ab tho vo humse badla le rahi hum are ghar mein dera dal ke beti janey ka naam hi nahin leti
GB: ok udibaba tell me something abt urs shrimati g Mrs Taklu ?
TB: unke barein mein kya kahein vo tho devi thi hum tho unse sirf bhajan hi sunte prathahkal se rati tak.shadi ki pratham ratri vo humhe Mahabharat ka pat kara rahi ti
GB : what happened to her ?
TB: vo ek baar lagataar 4 dino tak humara pravachan bina kisi alpviram ke sunkar vo sunn ho gaye aur ishvar ke ghar chali gayi
GB: what r u telling udibaba if day night u listening bhajans n pravachan then how come u managed to have 2 anmol Ratan?
TB: vo tho pakshi devta humare ghar aye dono bacho ko chod gaye
GB: (in mind)udi baba such gadha ,now i know y papervala n mali are serving bajpayee house pokat mein .while udi baba busy giving his pravachan to bhaktjan these 2 ppl having their bhajan sessions to maidam G.thats the reason the dadiyal unkle[elder son] always taking abt printing press n dukhi atma no 2 ka pati[younger son] always busy doing the malligiri[gardening]
TB: ye ap * pause * kya * stare * vichar kar * gulp *rahi hai*stare*
GB:(petrified) udibabs do u miss ur Mrs u lost her long back
TB: haan humein unki smriti tho hoti hain
GB: dont u worry udibaba i m big fan of u i will lub u u marry me will go to safari in SA for outing u give pravachan to all the wild animals there n we ll have great fun there n we will also make a movie on it titled
'JUNGLE MEIN MUNGLE UDI BABA KA DUNGLE '
featuring the very own udi baba in 15 pack sans ur pukey recycling kurtas
TB: ye app kaisi nendney vartalab kar rahi hai hum ja rahe hain
taklu baba leaving the interview in middle n miss Gulbadhan holding hand of taklubaba n the song 'na jao saiyya chudake baiyaan
.so this bas the lubess story that ended b4 its beginning
ALL ANDE TAMATARS WELCOMEš³U can criticize me tell me shud i go ahead with UDI baba's adventures or not
Disclaimer:- All characters except UB and Buhah dadi ,and places appeared in the post is purely fictitious.Any resemblance to any other story ppl tho maaf karo š³
the aim of this post was not to offend any1 just have fun if any1 is hurt then sorry
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