I want to write about the mahaan aatma, mahapurush Jagya!
Jagdish/Jagya/Jagat:
- The man with many names!
- Has taken selfishness to new heights.
- Is an expert at making up stories - can cook up a fable at any instant! Even Hans Christian Anderson would be put to shame, seeing Jagya's amazing storytelling capabilities!
- Has amazing skill of blaming everything - be it family, society, system, luck - you name it! So people, if you don't know who or what to blame for your situation, go to Dr. Jagat, tell him your story, and he'll immediately tell you precisely who or what to blame!
- Has scientifically proven the irrelevance of roots. Branches and shoots are more important than roots! Roots, background are useless stuff to be rather ashamed of.
- Bholi surat dil ke khotey - this song's lyricist thanks Jaggu for reminding people of this song and making his song popular with new generation too, since Jaggu dada is the living exemplar of the people described in this song!
- Can convert anyone - especially females to act on his lines of thinking. Girls, be it educated or uneducated, end up becoming disciples of Prof. Jagat. and start acting like him. Lying is particularly a skill which he can easily transfer to anyone!
- Especially gifted in the Art of Shameless Deception. Politicians, businessmen and film stars ought to seek his guidance for deceiving people shamelessly, yet managing to ''look innocent'' and make people believe their lies!
- Has shown exemplary courage and wit by trying and even successfully managing to sail in two boats for 5 years! 😆
- Gambling, stealing mother's jewellery, failing in exams, bunking school, running away from home, deceiving and cheating two women, lying to family, college, teachers etc. - he's done every possible wrong that a young man can do, still he's managed to stay ''the same old Jagya'' and made sensible young girls pine for him and ruin their own lives for him! Has proven that every sin can be brushed aside as a bachpan or jawaani ki bhool!
He's a beacon of hope for all those who wish to constantly experiment and try ''new things'' in life!
- Has successfully shown that even a haughty, selfish, full of himself MCP can be an object of desire and an anaar that makes all girls bimaar!
- Urbanisation supporters love him for ditching villagers and calling villages and their dwellers as useless and threat to progress!
- Is a fantastic Excuse Vending Machine. Excuses are solid quality too, high quality enough to keep people deceived with a warranty of astounding 5 years!😛
- Supporters of open relationships and live-in relationships look up to him as a champion of their cause. After all, legal/religious/social bindings don't matter and one can sleep with any girl and have honeymoon with her and later declare he didn't love her!
- He has given new definitions to ''bachpana''. Now, immaturity and bachpana means that one can also sleep with the opposite sex, have honeymoon like mature couples and all acts can be said to be ''bachpana'' even if done at 19-20 years of age!
- Deft at emotionally blackmailing others - especially females - of any age! His range is impressive, from a much older DS to young Anandi and Gauri, he's ''handled'' them all!
- Tries to be innocent and good at heart, but will leave anyone, break any rule and do anything to get things his own way. Knows the actual dirty ways of this ''Jungle ka kanoon'' world! 😉
- Effortless at ''thook kar chaatna''. Starts missing same things he once ditched and rubbished - be it people, places or food!
- Popularised the new-age dictum ''focus on what you don't have''. Always thinks about things or people he once had, but now doesn't have, or doesn't have but would like to have!
- From him one can learn how everything in life can be done with the help of lying - be it romance, marriage or getting education. Sajan re...jhooth hi bolo!
- Incomparably gifted at escapism and running away from a situation. Such an easy solution to every problem in the world! Jab jab aandhi aaye...bhaag jao bas! Close your eyes, turn away your face - problem solve! Tadaa!!😃
- Shifty nainon wala...oh mera Lucky Kabutar! 😆 [Lucky indeed since people who he wronged, either don't realise he's wronged them or spare him and take no action against him!] Lucky kabutar for sure! The only difference is that in reality kabutars (pigeons) mate for life, and don't change partners, this kabutar, is different and willing to switch over to new kabutaris at will.
Kya taareef karen iski...Yeh purush nahin...mahapurush hai, mahapurush! 😆 🤪
[Sorry for writing a long post, but I am too inspired by the Man with Many Names...his qualities compelled me to write so many points on him! This is my humble tribute to The Man with Many Names!]
Edited by annika20 - 14 years ago