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*Pallo entry maroing BRIJ ishtyle*
OYYYEEE Geetians!!! Ki Haal Chaal hain???
*Pallo looks at the disturbed and tear-stained faces of the Geetians*
CVs do u realize...this Daman-Nandini-Dev track is dampening everyone's interest!š„± Look at our poor faces...yer torture is inflaming our lacrimatory apparatusš ( Pallo trying to curb the medico in herš¤£)
After lots of discussions, analysis, assessment and tedious calculations we have reached the conclusion dat we, your viewers will help your "DOOBTI HUI NAYYA"
We have come up with a track that you can drag for a minimum of five years...
Interested eh??
I can see you all are on AUDIO n VISUAL ALERT...š¤£š¤£š¤£
The long absconding Sammy Aunty ( Rings a bell, CVs???š) Well yeah! The one and only SAMEERA...
Our ultra hawt Maan's ex-flame should be roped in!!!
Ur love for geometrical shapes especially the triangle is heart-warming! So why torture with us with da triangle of "Himalayan returned anti-protectionš¤£ Sadhu- FRAAANDSHIP distributor chic- EPIC FAIL for a Casanova" when we can have a triangle with our berry berry own..."Geet-Maan-Sammy aunty"
*Pallo wipes the sweat off her brow*
See we have toiled and brought you a perfect fit for Sammy aunty...(U know u shud be paying us for taking so much effort)
Presenting to you...our vey own CHOICE FOR SAMEERA...
Dolly Bindra jee!!!š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Da sparks between her and Maannypoo are gonna be natural. KILLER JODI if u ask me!!!
Da small but steadily growing PHANDOM of the pair have even named the JODI...
*DHAN-TA-NA*
GULLY- CHEMISTRY Can't get ANY BETTAH!š¤£š¤£š¤£ (Physics, Biology, GEOGRAPHY tooš¤£)
*Readers of the post...just close yer eyes and imagine da scene*
Maannypoo shirtless...his bare torso gleaming with da fruits of his TAI-CHI...
"Hoo...Haa...Hoo...Haa..."š
Sameera (Dolly) walking upto him...gently, softly...COYLY...š¤£
Taking her Dupatta and slowly pat-drying his cheek...
"Issshhh"āŗļø
Maannypoo losing control and trying to grab Sameera's waist...(Tho failing miserably in the attempt)š¤£
"Sammy...lets get all clammy"š¤£š¤£
*Pallo playing MAHHHIII MAHHHIII*š¤£
Yeah open yer eyes...See AHMAYZIN' na???š
And CVs...we have even thought up the future track...
Start by showing Sammy and Mannypoo's college days...
How they were the HAWTEST couple in town...
How Sammy aunty ditched Mannypoo coz he dint have a Hawt Abs...
How she is back now...
How dey re-kick start their abruptly ended romance...
How Maan re-marries her...
How dey play "GULLY cricket" together...indoors and outdoors...
How they get a son who wants to be a Cricketer...
How he starts off with playing GULLY cricket and goes on the be a National level Cricketer...
*Pallo ripping her packet of chips*
That ought to take 5 years...we'll think up sumthing
And yeah you'll be wondering where is GEET in all this???
*YAWN*
She ultimately became PARAYI...
Geet Hui sabse Parayi...
Credits start rolling....š¤£š¤£š¤£
PS- Special request...we want Dolly Jee to be dressed exactly like this on the marriage day... Hope you take our wishes into consideration!
And yeah I know you'll all be overflowing with gratitude ...and will wanna thank me for saving yer show...
"Its okay...MA PLEASURE"
*Takes a graceful bow*š¤£š¤£
NOTE: Be gentle with Dolly Jee...She is very very close to ma heart!!
No offense intended. Merely a FUN post
OYYYEEE Geetians!!! Ki Haal Chaal hain???
*Pallo looks at the disturbed and tear-stained faces of the Geetians*
CVs do u realize...this Daman-Nandini-Dev track is dampening everyone's interest!š„± Look at our poor faces...yer torture is inflaming our lacrimatory apparatusš ( Pallo trying to curb the medico in herš¤£)
After lots of discussions, analysis, assessment and tedious calculations we have reached the conclusion dat we, your viewers will help your "DOOBTI HUI NAYYA"
We have come up with a track that you can drag for a minimum of five years...
Interested eh??
I can see you all are on AUDIO n VISUAL ALERT...š¤£š¤£š¤£
The long absconding Sammy Aunty ( Rings a bell, CVs???š) Well yeah! The one and only SAMEERA...
Our ultra hawt Maan's ex-flame should be roped in!!!
Ur love for geometrical shapes especially the triangle is heart-warming! So why torture with us with da triangle of "Himalayan returned anti-protectionš¤£ Sadhu- FRAAANDSHIP distributor chic- EPIC FAIL for a Casanova" when we can have a triangle with our berry berry own..."Geet-Maan-Sammy aunty"
*Pallo wipes the sweat off her brow*
See we have toiled and brought you a perfect fit for Sammy aunty...(U know u shud be paying us for taking so much effort)
Presenting to you...our vey own CHOICE FOR SAMEERA...
Dolly Bindra jee!!!š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Da sparks between her and Maannypoo are gonna be natural. KILLER JODI if u ask me!!!
Da small but steadily growing PHANDOM of the pair have even named the JODI...
*DHAN-TA-NA*
GULLY- CHEMISTRY Can't get ANY BETTAH!š¤£š¤£š¤£ (Physics, Biology, GEOGRAPHY tooš¤£)
*Readers of the post...just close yer eyes and imagine da scene*
Maannypoo shirtless...his bare torso gleaming with da fruits of his TAI-CHI...
"Hoo...Haa...Hoo...Haa..."š
Sameera (Dolly) walking upto him...gently, softly...COYLY...š¤£
Taking her Dupatta and slowly pat-drying his cheek...
"Issshhh"āŗļø
Maannypoo losing control and trying to grab Sameera's waist...(Tho failing miserably in the attempt)š¤£
"Sammy...lets get all clammy"š¤£š¤£
*Pallo playing MAHHHIII MAHHHIII*š¤£
Yeah open yer eyes...See AHMAYZIN' na???š
And CVs...we have even thought up the future track...
Start by showing Sammy and Mannypoo's college days...
How they were the HAWTEST couple in town...
How Sammy aunty ditched Mannypoo coz he dint have a Hawt Abs...
How she is back now...
How dey re-kick start their abruptly ended romance...
How Maan re-marries her...
How dey play "GULLY cricket" together...indoors and outdoors...
How they get a son who wants to be a Cricketer...
How he starts off with playing GULLY cricket and goes on the be a National level Cricketer...
*Pallo ripping her packet of chips*
That ought to take 5 years...we'll think up sumthing
And yeah you'll be wondering where is GEET in all this???
*YAWN*
She ultimately became PARAYI...
Geet Hui sabse Parayi...
Credits start rolling....š¤£š¤£š¤£
PS- Special request...we want Dolly Jee to be dressed exactly like this on the marriage day... Hope you take our wishes into consideration!
And yeah I know you'll all be overflowing with gratitude ...and will wanna thank me for saving yer show...
"Its okay...MA PLEASURE"
*Takes a graceful bow*š¤£š¤£
NOTE: Be gentle with Dolly Jee...She is very very close to ma heart!!
No offense intended. Merely a FUN post
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