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Posted: 14 years ago
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Hey ya'll
My name is Mystic-Writer92
You know how Jennifer calls herself J-Lo?
Well she stole that from me.
Call me M-W92
My parents were very confused at the time of my birth.
The thing is they didn't even know my mommy was having me.
So my dad liked that mystery and named me Mystic.
My mom, on the other hand, was writing on a piece of paper about her confusion while giving me birth.
Ergo, she named me Writer.
They both always had to compromise, so they did at this time as well.
I became Mystic-Writer.
Now, they wanted me to have a completely unique name.
So they guessed my age.
My mom thought I was 40 when I was born; my dad guessed 52.
They added the numbers together.
I became Mystic-Writer92

Before I continue, you need to know that I am obsessed with WWE.
More importantly, I love these specific wrestlers:
Sheamus, Miz, Alberto Del Rio, CM Punk, and my new fav, Andy Leavine
I mean can you blame me?


I was born in Pakhoti, Krahtynom
Lady Gaga, an alien, use to be my neighbor.
I escaped from that country though along with my parents.
They prohibited the production, delivery and consumption of muffins in 1999. Pissed, we fled the country.
I came to a country, also known as the HEART OF MUFFINS, and boy am I glad I made that decision.

A lot of people wonder why I'm on IF?
Well, because I am.
Hope thats a good answer.
I mean you can't seriously expect me to ask myself to leave. Can you?
That would be too impolite.

I am no MID. I am SID (Single ID).
I eat muffins just like everybody else; maybe a li'l more, but I'm still human.

Oh and I love me šŸ˜

M-W92 out !


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Posted: 14 years ago
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Interesting, very interesting šŸ˜†
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Your life is hilarious . Ask Ram Gopal Verma to make a film based on your life . Rajpal Yadav could be signed as a main leadšŸ˜Ž
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Posted: 14 years ago
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I don't know if you really are this funny or just pretending to be, but whatever.

LOLLL! 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
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I love this one much better. If I lived in Canada, I'd buy you 29.8 muffins every day. 🄳
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: Dexterphile

I love this one much better. If I lived in Canada, I'd buy you 29.8 muffins every day. 🄳



Why leave 0.2?
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Because he can only metabolize 29.8 apparently. šŸ˜†
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: indn inn0cence

I don't know if you really are this funny or just pretending to be, but whatever.


LOLLL! 🤣 🤣 🤣


I don't understand how somebody can pretend to be hilarious..
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Posted: 14 years ago
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^ It's okay, don't worry about it. šŸ˜†

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