Manav ka Swayamvar!!

Savita has decided to make Manav marry some other girl and thats her last wish from ArMan.. As usual Manav initially says no but both Manav nd Archana decide to fulfill Savita's wish.. So Savita has decided for their Swayamvar and Archana is organising it..

Qualifications for being Manav's wife:

1. The girl should be very rich.. Whether the girl has got character or not but she should have enough money and gold..

2. After marriage the girl has to give all her necklaces and ornaments to her mother in law without any fail

3. The girl who are pregnant will be given special preferences as they would get a kid in DISCOUNT..


SCENE 1
Archana sitting in a room.. Manav enters the room..
Manav: Ye kya tum har time meri shaadi ki taiyari mein lagi rehti ho? Kbi mjhe bhi time diya karo

Archana: Manav, mjhe disturb mat karo.. Ye sab main aai k liye kr rhi hun..

Manav: Are yr, mera kch nahi hai kya, jiski jo marzi hai wohi karta hai..

Archana: Manav, woh sb choro, aapko pata hai aapke piche kitni ladkiyan pagal hain? Aapse bohot ladkiyan shaadi karna chahti hain.. Abi tak 500 application aa chuke hain jisme 350 pregnant hain, 100 ko lagta hai k woh shaadi tak pregnant ho jaayengi aur 50 chawl mein rahne ka experience lena chahti hain.. Wow!!

Someone knocks on the door..

Archana opens the door

Archana: Ji, kaun?

Girl: wo main swayamvar ki participant..

Archana: Haan, aaiye baithiye.. Manav, aapko jo puchna hai woh puchiye..

Manav: Aapko mujh mein aisa kya khaas laga?

Girl: Khaas ki baat to kuch nahi hai, woh bas aap jo social work kar rahe hain mjhe bohot pasand aaya..

Manav: Social work ?

Girl: Arey wohi pregnant ladkiyo ki help karna.. Mjhe umeed hai k main bhi pregnant ho jaungi isliye main aapse shaadi karne aayi hun

Manav: kya bakwaas hai

Archana: Manav, aapko ye pasand nae aayi?

Manav : Isey meri cute smile nae dikhi kya? Mujhe laga ye isliye shaadi k liye ready hui hogi..

Savita enters..

Savita: wo sb chhoro.. Ye batao tmhare paas kitne sone ki aukat hai?

Girl: sone mein toh main expert Hoon.. Din bhar soti rehti hun.. Pata nae rahta k kahan hun

Savita: Ae chikni, main paise ki baat kar rahi hun? Kitna dahej degi?

Girl: Aap dahej maang rahi hain?

Savita: Toh tujhe kya laga main cricket khel rahi hun.. Jaldi bata..

The girl gets up and arrests Savita..
Damodar Baba comes and tells that he has sent the police to save Manav from all dis..

Savita: Ae buddhe, tujhe toh main dekh lungi..

Archana: Meri mehnat bekaar gayi

Manav: Iss ladki ne meri cute smile nahi dekhi :(

Archana comes and hugs him and says Main Hoon Naa..

😆 @ Ali bai superb post

Oh Ali superb! Maza aaya!

. Abi tak 500
application aa chuke hain jisme
350 pregnant hain, 100 ko lagta
hai k woh shaadi tak pregnant
ho jaayengi,,!!!!
Ali ye swayamvar india main ho raha tha ya america main 🤣 🤣
tussi to cha gaye yaar,great post
👍🏼

hahahahhha 🤣🤣
too gud ali 👏

Ali..

@om: I wanted to stretch more but i felt lazy and didnt want to type more.. lol

@sonu: thnx buddy, america se koi fark nai padta, bhavnao ko samjho

@niki: thanks for liking.. I was feeling bit bore so just wrote this up with whatever came to mind.. Will continue when time permits..

SD bhai, kaise ho aap? Miss you too.. Aap bhi likha karo.. Ye to bas aise hi likh diya maine, you write better..

@everyone else : thanks a lot

thanks for liking guys