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Rukhsar Ahmed

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Posted: 14 years ago

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Katrina Kaif - Wanted for girl in the limelight: A man who can be civil on national television and keep his snarky comments to himself. 🤣
Priyanka Chopra - Should be a Kameena.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Abhay Deol - A modern day Devdas looks for a beauty with brains.
Mallika Sherawat - Wanted for racy actress with a pucker-up habit: A man with lip insurance! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tusshar Kapoor - Wanted for Jumping Jack Junior: A girl with magic glasses.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ameesha Patel - Wanted for actress with more party invites than films: A man who can handle her hectic social life.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Celina Jaitley - Bodacious girl seeks man who can focus beyond her, ahem, assets!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Riya Sen - No ad needed, just an MM🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Posted: 14 years ago

#42

Originally posted by: ruky786
Katrina Kaif - Wanted for girl in the limelight: A man who can be civil on national television and keep his snarky comments to himself. 🤣
Priyanka Chopra - Should be a Kameena.🤣
Abhay Deol - A modern day Devdas looks for a beauty with brains.
Mallika Sherawat - Wanted for racy actress with a pucker-up habit: A man with lip insurance! 🤣
Tusshar Kapoor - Wanted for Jumping Jack Junior: A girl with magic glasses.🤣
Ameesha Patel - Wanted for actress with more party invites than films: A man who can handle her hectic social life.🤣
Celina Jaitley - Bodacious girl seeks man who can focus beyond her, ahem, assets!🤣
Riya Sen - No ad needed, just an MM🤣

This is what I meant, you always insert these laughing emoticons and I just start laughing as well. 😆 Like in the TMK review thread, I used to be so mad and thanks to your posts, I used to cool down 😆

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Rukhsar Ahmed

@ruky786

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Posted: 14 years ago

#43

I am laughing so much because these ones are cracking me up 🤣

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Pooja

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Posted: 14 years ago

#44

Celina Jaitley - Bodacious girl seeks man who can focus beyond her, ahem, assets!🤣

this is too funny, where was this article originally posted, A BOW to the journo who wrote it