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Ranbir Kapoor - Wanted for tall, handsome boy from family of actors: A discreet girl who won't kiss and tell.
Kareena Kapoor - Off the market. Sorry guys!
Katrina Kaif - Wanted for girl in the limelight: A man who can be civil on national television and keep his snarky comments to himself.
Deepika Padukon - Wanted for girl on the rebound: Sidhartha Mallya!
Shahid Kapoor - Wanted for former chocolate boy: A girl who is not from a legendary filmy family. Are you listening Priyanka?
Salman Khan - 45 year old actor seeks a girl with commitment issues, because he intends to deem it doomed.
Priyanka Chopra - Wanted for former beauty queen : A boy with good on-screen chemistry. Should be a Kameena.
John Abraham - Taken. Too late, ladies!
Sonam Kapoor - Wanted for style icon: A well dressed man with high fashion IQ.
Saif Ali Khan - Spoken for. Back off, girls!
Rani Mukherjee - Seeking a man with talent equal to hers. Is that even possible...?
Abhay Deol - A modern day Devdas looks for a beauty with brains.
Sushmita Sen - Wanted for serially single woman: A manly man who can handle three gorgeous girls - Sush and her two daughters.
Akshay Khanna - Wanted for boy off the gossip radar: A girl who has a slate as clean as Akshay's.
Preity Zinta - Bubbly Bollywood beauty seeks a man who likes cricket and gossip.
Rahul Khanna - Dashing Khanna brother seeks a woman who can be Mrs Debonair.
Mallika Sherawat - Wanted for racy actress with a pucker-up habit: A man with lip insurance!
Dia Mirza - Wanted for Cinderella in the making: A man who can fight off all those suitors waiting with glass slippers.
Kunal Kapoor - Wanted for male eye candy: A girl who can look beyond those deep dimples.
Neha Dhupia - Seriously fashion-disadvantaged girl seeks man who can double up as a personal fashion stylist.
Tusshar Kapoor - Wanted for Jumping Jack Junior: A girl with magic glasses.
Ameesha Patel - Wanted for actress with more party invites than films: A man who can handle her hectic social life.
Kangna Ranaut - Style chameleon seeks man with good memory for faces and can deal with her zillion different looks.
Neil Nitin Mukesh - Not so typical boy next door seeks a typical girl next-door.
Celina Jaitley - Bodacious girl seeks man who can focus beyond her, ahem, assets!
Shamita Shetty - Wanted for lesser known sibling: A man who can look past her more talented, now married, sister Shilpa.
Riya Sen - No ad needed, just an MMS.
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