Bollywood MATRIMONIALS... Hilarious article...

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Posted: 14 years ago
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Ranbir Kapoor - Wanted for tall, handsome boy from family of actors: A discreet girl who won't kiss and tell.
Kareena Kapoor - Off the market. Sorry guys!
Katrina Kaif - Wanted for girl in the limelight: A man who can be civil on national television and keep his snarky comments to himself.
Deepika Padukon - Wanted for girl on the rebound: Sidhartha Mallya!
Shahid Kapoor - Wanted for former chocolate boy: A girl who is not from a legendary filmy family. Are you listening Priyanka?
Salman Khan - 45 year old actor seeks a girl with commitment issues, because he intends to deem it doomed.
Priyanka Chopra - Wanted for former beauty queen : A boy with good on-screen chemistry. Should be a Kameena.
John Abraham - Taken. Too late, ladies!
Sonam Kapoor - Wanted for style icon: A well dressed man with high fashion IQ.
Saif Ali Khan - Spoken for. Back off, girls!
Rani Mukherjee - Seeking a man with talent equal to hers. Is that even possible...?
Abhay Deol - A modern day Devdas looks for a beauty with brains.
Sushmita Sen - Wanted for serially single woman: A manly man who can handle three gorgeous girls - Sush and her two daughters.
Akshay Khanna - Wanted for boy off the gossip radar: A girl who has a slate as clean as Akshay's.
Preity Zinta - Bubbly Bollywood beauty seeks a man who likes cricket and gossip.
Rahul Khanna - Dashing Khanna brother seeks a woman who can be Mrs Debonair.
Mallika Sherawat - Wanted for racy actress with a pucker-up habit: A man with lip insurance!
Dia Mirza - Wanted for Cinderella in the making: A man who can fight off all those suitors waiting with glass slippers.
Kunal Kapoor - Wanted for male eye candy: A girl who can look beyond those deep dimples.
Neha Dhupia - Seriously fashion-disadvantaged girl seeks man who can double up as a personal fashion stylist.
Tusshar Kapoor - Wanted for Jumping Jack Junior: A girl with magic glasses.
Ameesha Patel - Wanted for actress with more party invites than films: A man who can handle her hectic social life.
Kangna Ranaut - Style chameleon seeks man with good memory for faces and can deal with her zillion different looks.
Neil Nitin Mukesh - Not so typical boy next door seeks a typical girl next-door.
Celina Jaitley - Bodacious girl seeks man who can focus beyond her, ahem, assets!
Shamita Shetty - Wanted for lesser known sibling: A man who can look past her more talented, now married, sister Shilpa.
Riya Sen - No ad needed, just an MMS.

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Posted: 14 years ago
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Rahul Khanna .... Here I come... Maddy is ditching her fiancee and coming to Mumbai to be Mrs.Debonair... ☺️ 😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Maddy, is it true that Rahul Khanna is gay? Some member talked about it earlier.

"Riya Sen - No ad needed, just an MMS" - This had me in fits
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No clue... eraser... 🥺 Yeah even i heard it here on the forum some time back.... Would'nt be surprised..... Come to think of it he has never been linked with any women.....
Chalo... does'nt matter.. he is good eye candy.... 😍
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Yeah... the riya sen one is hilarious and the Ranbir one was classic... Loved it... 😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Yup he's been never linked up with women. If he is gay then I hope he comes out soon, I'm just so curious. It's his life though, hope he does whatever he's most comfortable doing.

Oh gosh, this list is hilarious.
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: maddy1973

No clue... eraser... 🥺 Yeah even i heard it here on the forum some time back.... Would'nt be surprised..... Come to think of it he has never been linked with any women.....

Chalo... does'nt matter.. he is good eye candy.... 😍


He is gay. He is part of the gang that my cousin hangs out with. Rahul is gay and Akshaye hits on anything in a skirt
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^^ really frosty? cool..I was always curious to see which girl he would date, I mean who would be able to match up to Mr.Debonair (recently I started thinking of Maddy 😉) but i guess I won't be seeing that anymore. Now I wanna now which guy he's dating or has dated. Thanks for the info Frosty!
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Here we go.... 🥺
All good looking men are either gay, married or jerks...😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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😲🤣

Ranbir then don't kiss every women you see then

Katrina if you would speak then he wouldn't have anything to say everyone not as quite as you

Shahid Priyanka is from an army family do you really want to get yourself into that

Rani talent in which department are we talking

Sush a serially single woman 😲 (harsh but true) no comment

Dia Ms. Perfect totally agree with hers

Kangna agree here too 😆

Riya 🤣

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