The Primate Rhymes

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Posted: 14 years ago

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Hola People!!!!!😛

Welcome to The Primate Rhyme World.......this is the place where u will find....amusement, enjoyment, cheer, merriment, absurdity, and boisterious Poetry 😆😆😆 ahem Rhyming i mean.

Hmmm so Prem and Nandini are Kewl (cool) Characters....who need to voice their hearts innermost desires.....and we thought what better way then the ancient, most revered art of word play....😃....so heres something which will be an outlet for Premi, his Nandu, and the other characters in the show....afterall, stress levels are sooo high in this world.....so everyone deserves an outlet...even fictional characters and I shall take this opportunity to provide them this Venting space 😃

Disclaimer: Sooo this Thread is Dedicated to the Odes written for our Show and Our Cast 😆 Its just a Funny idea me and my Friend Tanu came up with....to make Rhymes about the characters......its purely Fun and doesnt mean to offend. Capisce??

To The Haters: You Dont like it??........Ignore it.......trust me nothing works better then indifference 😉

alright so without Further ado......lets begin😃😛 *jumping In excitement*

Premi Prem is a Lover Boy

He is No Ones Toy

He doesnt Mean to Annoy

He wants his Lady Love to Enjoy

All his Attentions that he Deploy

coz he is Primate Prem The Wonder Boy

😆😉

Meera

P.S.Plz feel free to join in.....😊

P.P.S. Me likes Crazy....so dont be shy 😃😛😆

Edited by devilsadvocate - 14 years ago

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Dazzler

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Posted: 14 years ago

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Primate Prem is a Drooler

But No one is as Cooler

He Frolics and Spree

Like a Young Monkey in a Tree

He Stares and Stare

at the Lovely Damsel whos Fair

He Hmm's and Haans with much Flair

But he thinks like a Polar Bear

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Dazzler

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Posted: 14 years ago

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Primate Prem:

The Air I Breathe Suffocates

Your No Further Subjugates

My Little Heart Flutters

Like winds on Shutters

Oh My Nandu Say Yes

Otherwise It will make me Depress

and Then I will Chase You Around

Like a Lost Puppy In a Play Ground

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Dazzler

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Posted: 14 years ago

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Day By Day I Become more Kooky

So My stares Have Become more Spooky

Say Yes to me Now Warna!!!😡

I Wont Give You a Ride on My Suzuki😎

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Dazzler

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Posted: 14 years ago

#5

I M Prem 😎

an Illustrious Last Name

and a Mother who has Fame

So i will make a Claim

On You My Pretty Dame

And Yes!! You Shall Exclaim

Coz My Love I have Proclaim (ed)

Coz I M Prem

and I Have No Sense of Shame

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Dazzler

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Posted: 14 years ago

#6

Nandu

Cry Cry Cry

Din Raat all I do is Cry

and it sounds like a Horse's Nigh

But still I dont relent and Cry

My Mission is to Make Ayi Ka Brain Fry

Coz i have ample Glycerin Supply

Prem is Annoying and he doesnt Comply

He doesnt understand what I Imply

May be I shall Squash Him Like a Fly

and Flee to Dubai??🤔

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Dazzler

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Posted: 14 years ago

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Primate Prem:

Dadi has Gone Insane

She has Become a Bane

Using Kundalis to Obtain

Her Vile Maksaad she wishes to Gain😉

But I will Make her Restrain

With My awesomeSauce Brain

I Will Feed her Cocaine

with some ten Glasses Of Champagne

And Thats How our Relationship I will Sustain

By hitting everyone who opposes with a Sugar Cane

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Dazzler

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Posted: 14 years ago

#8

Oh Nandiniiiiiiii!!!

You Are My Moonlight

You Are Colorful Flying Kite

Some days You Shine so Bright

That I have to Shut my eyes Tight

Your Ayi is a Blight

We must Make her Take A Flight

With My Dadi who can Bite

They Both can then Fight

Coz Our Future will be Bright

with those Haters Plight

Then i will Feed you Sprite

Oh My Melodic Bird Of Night

I am Your White Knight

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Hina

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Posted: 14 years ago

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these rhymes are just so funny
like how Prem in his yellow tee looked cool and sunny
he isnt like his daadi and bhabi after money
he only wants to woo his honey
coz he's sick as a love bunny :)

aite my opening contribution
shall come up with more when I'm less cranky

love the idea Meera and Tanu🤗

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Thinker_Belle

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Posted: 14 years ago

#10

Here are my contributions:

Love Monkey (A Poem for Prem)

Here, there, everywhere I see
There's nobody like you, my baby!
When I see you, I jump in glee,
baby, I'm your love monkey!!

I drink hot coffee, I drink hot tea
Burnt my lips and tongue, maybe
I dont care, for all I see,
Baby, I'm your love monkey!

My head buzzes like a bumble bee
Everytime you come near me
Who knows how tomorrow will be?
Today, I'm your Love monkey!

My Heart beats are Jumpy
I might look a lil Frumpy
And if u say No i will be grumpy
Coz Baby, I m your Love Monkey (Credit: Meera)

Our kundalis might be a little bumpy
Dont you worry, I'mm all spunky
I'll fight the world with my "Hunky"
Coz baby, I'm your love monkey!

My dadi maybe a bit funky
but your Aayi too, is skunky
together, lets fight those junky (ies)
Coz baby, I'm your love monkey!

My Bhabhi Is Gunky
My Bhai is Flunky
But I will Be Chunky
Coz Baby, I m Your Love Monkey (Credit: Meera)

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