The Primate Rhymes - Page 4

Originally posted by: devilsadvocate

Oh Nandini!!! My Nandiniii

I Shall take you to a Park

Where No Dogs Bark

And No Aayi whos a Shark

And a Dadi with her Caustic Remark(s)

We Will Sit Under a Beautiful Tree so Stark

and Plan a Journey we will Embark

We will Go to Denmark

and sing hindi movie songs to reduce Stress Marks

😆

Prem To Nandu

Nandini To Premiii

Originally posted by: devilsadvocate

Prem To Nandu

Moonlight and The Stars

Jupiter, Neptune and Mars

No One can Stop Me

From strumming My Love Guitars

So Whats the Big Deal of Going Behind Bars

and Accumilating Some Scars

No Matter What they say

I Will always have for You A Love Bazaar

Because I am The Love Czar

and I will Take you away In My Car

😆😆

The sakharpuda is fixed but an unsatisfied Prem

Wanted to propose to Nandu who set his heart aflame

Prem was so besotted

That he resorted

To playing a really dangerous game

He snatched Nandu off the road into his car

He took her to an old decorated fort quite far

He was wrong no doubt

His luck ran out

The romantic date turned into a war!

There came a cop who took offence to the lovers

He looked aksance at the couple and the flowers

Nandu's hand he grabbed

Prem then charged

Then it was a free for all among the clovers!

To the police station he marched them off asap

And shut Prem behind bars and talked a lot of crap

Poor Nandu cowered

Prem shouted and glowered

But no effect did all this have on the angry cop!

A woman on the bench helped Nandu make a call

Along came Krushna, charming and tall

Prem brow furrowed

His eyes narrowed

But was relieved when the guy got him out from jail!