Special Funny Joke in English

Life is Gud when u've German car, American salary,

Chinese food n

Pakistani wife

&

Its Hell when u've

Chinese car,

German food,

American wife

&

Pakistani salary

Another funny joke

There are 3 kind of Men...

Do u know...?

1- The German

They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.

2- The AMERICANS-

They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.

3- The PAKISTANIS-

They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid..

Financial management!

A beggar found 100Rs'

He decided to have a gr8 diner'

He went to a 5 str h0tel & enj0yed the diner'

When bill came he said I hv n0 m0ney'

Manager called p0lice and handed the begar over to him'

The begar gave 100 Rs to p0liceman and set free ;-)

This is FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT indeed!