JOKES----(humorous)

2There was this case in the hospital's Intensive care ward
where patients
always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11a.m.,
regardless of
their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had
something to do
with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to
why the deaths
took place at 11 AM. All the deaths were analyzed and it
was found that
everyone had suffered horribly it seemed that someone had
snatched their
life breaths out...

So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided
to go down to
the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on
the next Sunday
morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses
nervously waited
outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible
phenomenon was all
about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and
other holy
objects to ward off evil........ Just when the clock struck
11...
and then......
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward
and unplugged
the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner.😉

Originally posted by: guess_gallery

2 police men were walking down a bar and they felt some sounds of fighting are coming from the bar.... they waited there to be sure.. again after 5-10 minutes they felt some one is crying in side the bar so they went and check but every thing seem to be normal..but they got suspicious and went to meet the manager after enquiring with manager they came to know that first Himesh was singing ashiq banaya......they said oohhhh but again they asked what abt the crying voice manager said at that time HR was singing aapka SUROOOOOOOOOORRRR.....😉

Pathetic Joke 🤢

very bad joke indeed 😡 😭 😭
pls leave my hr bhaiya alone
jem bhabhi ka dukh ab aur mujhse sahan nahi hota 😭

Originally posted by: Sarkar

Pathetic Joke 🤢

sorry sarkar....so you shoot something.

Originally posted by: vinit_rocks

very bad joke indeed 😡 😭 😭
pls leave my hr bhaiya alone
jem bhabhi ka dukh ab aur mujhse sahan nahi hota 😭

ok dude...for jem i will update it....

Originally posted by: guess_gallery

ok dude...for jem i will update it....

i m a dudette😆

thnx mere jem bhabhi ko aur dukh mat do😭

hmmm so you also shoot some thing.. 😃

😆 😆 😆
yup dat vaccuum cleaner part was funny 😆

oh wat a joke.............dis is most stupidest one i've ever heared in my 14yrs of life..........its jus so pathetic 🤢

& ya leave HIMESH alone..........

BTW don't feel bad ...........but let me tell u something ...........if u don't like HIMESH .............stop expressing it in such ways........like making jokes

& u toh don't even know how to make jokes ..........so stop posting 'em

PLZ...........

Originally posted by: ash_schwarzen

oh wat a joke.............dis is most stupidest one i've ever heared in my 14yrs of life..........its jus so pathetic 🤢

& ya leave HIMESH alone..........

BTW don't feel bad ...........but let me tell u something ...........if u don't like HIMESH .............stop expressing it in such ways........like making jokes

& u toh don't even know how to make jokes ..........so stop posting 'em

PLZ...........

😉😆😆

thnx ash😛