JOKES----(humorous) - Page 2

Originally posted by: vinit_rocks

very bad joke indeed 😡 😭 😭
pls leave my hr bhaiya alone
jem bhabhi ka dukh ab aur mujhse sahan nahi hota 😭

very well said 👏

toooo goooood

Originally posted by: ash_schwarzen

very well said 👏

toooo goooood

thnx ash😛

but he changed da joke

so lets liv him alone😉😆

ok here's one
santa singh went to shiv temple and prayed before god shiva,god please give me 50 rs i am in need ,priest of the temple felt sympathy and just drops one 50 rs note ,santa opened his eyes and saw 50 rs note he took it and went.

next day again santa did same thing ,he said hey bhagwan shiv kal tumne mujhe 50 rs diya tha aaj 100 rs de do ,badi kripa hogi ,priest again slowly drops 100 rs note infront of him ,santa takes and walks away

next day again he comes this time priest was annoyed and when santa closes his eyes and starts praying to give money slowly priest changes the statue of shiv and puts of ganesh instead ,santa was confused how come he is not getiing any money today ,he gain prays ,he stood praying there for atleast half an hour atlast he goes very near to ganesh and whispers in his ears

"Puttar papaji kitthe hai"

😆
oh god di
i m fallin off my chairs 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by: vinit_rocks

😆
oh god di
i m fallin off my chairs 😆 😆 😆

If any one is sardar then please forgive me 😆

I find the Sardar joke funny but the Himesh one not particularly interesting. Perhaps you shouldn't post any of HR jokes here seeing how members are upset. But seriously I liked the sardar joke. 😊

Originally posted by: wordlife_

I find the Sardar joke funny but the Himesh one not particularly interesting. Perhaps you shouldn't post any of HR jokes here seeing how members are upset. But seriously I liked the sardar joke. 😊

yup i agree😊

When santa asked banta about exam he said he was asked to write past tense of "THINK" he said he THOUGHT THOUGHT AND AGAIN THOUGHT and atlast he wrote "THUNK" 😉

Originally posted by: Sarkar

When santa asked banta about exam he said he was asked to write past tense of "THINK" he said he THOUGHT THOUGHT AND AGAIN THOUGHT and atlast he wrote "THUNK" 😉

yup i understood it😆

u made it up on ur own?😆

Originally posted by: Sarkar

When santa asked banta about exam he said he was asked to write past tense of "THINK" he said he THOUGHT THOUGHT AND AGAIN THOUGHT and atlast he wrote "THUNK" 😉

LOL! Here's mine.

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

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puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.

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gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

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sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.

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tries to drown a fish in water.

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thinks socialism means partying.

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trips over a cordless phone.

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takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

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At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts

"Sagittarius.".

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studies for a blood test and fails.

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sells the car for gas money.

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misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.

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drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and

goes home.

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gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.