Red Alert in Vrindavan

Red Alert in Vrindavan

Recently the Vrindavan Times received an update regarding the precarious condition in Vrindavan. Despite repeated efforts by Dr. Kanha, the Bovine and Serpentine Mahasabha have refused to provide their services to control Ammaphytes. Although yesterday night there was a hope of a deal coming through but grave news regarding Advocate Sesh Nagchandrans condition from the Andromedas of Gallaxy Chakrametrix threw a spanner in all the talks. Unfortunately the highly respected member of the Serpentime Mahasabha is now completely convinced that he is a teddy bear and as a result wants to be carried and hugged all the time. After listening to this the members of the Serpentine Mahasabha have now decided that they will not be listening to Dr. Kanha any more. Ms. Gauri of the Bovine Mahasabha also informed us that they have got information from reliable resources that Ammaphytes is soon going to start spreading its powers. Apparently it has got in touch with Mahaphycetes and with the help of a powerful flower that has been stolen from the ashram of Baba Bhairavi in Haridwar, ammaphytes will soon regain its full power. The health officials in Vrindavan are on full alert regarding the potential spread of a new species called ammahants that is of grave public health concern. Due to the removal of guards, Mrs. Devki Shastri might soon be out of the effect of the truth serum. Today she was again found to be suffering from symptoms of Cranio Constipation (CC). On an even more serious note Shastriji, the noted scholar from Vrindavan has decided to become a saint and his application has been sent to the Shastri Mahasabha.

As reported to Vrindavan Times.

Originally posted by: shanta47

i read i'm in AWE what a mind👏👏👏

Originally posted by: misti73

Red Alert in Vrindavan

Recently the Vrindavan Times received an update regarding the precarious condition in Vrindavan. Despite repeated efforts by Dr. Kanha, the Bovine and Serpentine Mahasabha have refused to provide their services to control Ammaphytes. Although yesterday night there was a hope of a deal coming through but grave news regarding Advocate Sesh Nagchandrans condition from the Andromedas of Gallaxy Chakrametrix threw a spanner in all the talks. Unfortunately the highly respected member of the Serpentime Mahasabha is now completely convinced that he is a teddy bear and as a result wants to be carried and hugged all the time. After listening to this the members of the Serpentine Mahasabha have now decided that they will not be listening to Dr. Kanha any more. Ms. Gauri of the Bovine Mahasabha also informed us that they have got information from reliable resources that Ammaphytes is soon going to start spreading its powers. Apparently it has got in touch with Mahaphycetes and with the help of a powerful flower that has been stolen from the ashram of Baba Bhairavi in Haridwar, ammaphytes will soon regain its full power. The health officials in Vrindavan are on full alert regarding the potential spread of a new species called ammahants that is of grave public health concern. Due to the removal of guards, Mrs. Devki Shastri might soon be out of the effect of the truth serum. Today she was again found to be suffering from symptoms of Cranio Constipation (CC). On an even more serious note Shastriji, the noted scholar from Vrindavan has decided to become a saint and his application has been sent to the Shastri Mahasabha.

As reported to Vrindavan Times.

Originally posted by: Sandeepa108

Cranio Constipation...🤣

Love it Misti!

Originally posted by: chalhov

😆😆 Thanks for the latest bulletin have they announced a quarantine as they had announced in the recent swine flu breakdown.😆

Originally posted by: radev_66

lovely post...........😆