Red Alert in Vrindavan - Page 2

Originally posted by: gardes

Another Editorial from a very concerned citizen!

I do not understand how this situation got out of hand. That evil Amma, to whom the ammaphytes have already been traced back to, is allowed to roam freely in Vrindavan? Now she is again responsible for Ammahants that are deadlier than getting ammaphytes!

Where is the multicolored turbaned Graam Panchayat? How come such lawlessness is allowed by them? They have acted very responsiby in he past by throwing the book at the smallest of infractions. What happened now?

I want VT reporters looking into the failure of the Graam Panchaayat taking any preventive action against the Bovina & Serpentine Mahasabha, containing Ammaphytes and now a new species - Ammahant - proliferating uncontained in Vrindavan. Satyavaadi Devkiji needs to be medicated at AIIMS ASAP for her CC and sent to assure her constituents who are terrified!

We need Shashtriji's pious counsel desperately at this time. He cannot fail us at a time like this. Daadima needs to slap him and bring him back to his senses. These are desperate times and we need to take deserate meaures!

Originally posted by: misti73

Red Alert in Vrindavan

Recently the Vrindavan Times received an update regarding the precarious condition in Vrindavan. Despite repeated efforts by Dr. Kanha, the Bovine and Serpentine Mahasabha have refused to provide their services to control Ammaphytes. Although yesterday night there was a hope of a deal coming through but grave news regarding Advocate Sesh Nagchandrans condition from the Andromedas of Gallaxy Chakrametrix threw a spanner in all the talks. Unfortunately the highly respected member of the Serpentime Mahasabha is now completely convinced that he is a teddy bear and as a result wants to be carried and hugged all the time. After listening to this the members of the Serpentine Mahasabha have now decided that they will not be listening to Dr. Kanha any more. Ms. Gauri of the Bovine Mahasabha also informed us that they have got information from reliable resources that Ammaphytes is soon going to start spreading its powers. Apparently it has got in touch with Mahaphycetes and with the help of a powerful flower that has been stolen from the ashram of Baba Bhairavi in Haridwar, ammaphytes will soon regain its full power. The health officials in Vrindavan are on full alert regarding the potential spread of a new species called ammahants that is of grave public health concern. Due to the removal of guards, Mrs. Devki Shastri might soon be out of the effect of the truth serum. Today she was again found to be suffering from symptoms of Cranio Constipation (CC). On an even more serious note Shastriji, the noted scholar from Vrindavan has decided to become a saint and his application has been sent to the Shastri Mahasabha.

As reported to Vrindavan Times.

Originally posted by: littlekitty

thanks for the post

Originally posted by: bee5

baap re baap .. itni daravni bimaari ...!!!

BTW, Vrindavan Times had reported that Devki was under observation for 48hrs by Prof Ganapati. What happened to that? I read here that the effect of truth serum is wearing off .. so, would there be the next dose of the truth serum injected on Devki?

Mishti, seriously, top class post! 🤣

Originally posted by: misti73

Yes Bee, Vrindavan is going through some very tough times. We should all pray together and be with them in their time of need.

Due to the ongoing strike by the cows, the guards sent by Dr. Kanha cannot protect Satyavadi Devki anymore. If you remember, Vrindavan Times had reported regarding the protectors being in disguise as cows and snakes in Vrindavan. Devkiji is being monitored now and depending on her condition in the next few days, another dose might be given to her.

Thanks.😉

Originally posted by: bee5

Thanks for the update Mishti.
VT is doing such a commendable job, getting us all the updated information. 😉😆

Originally posted by: rajsri

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As usual, Misti ... excellent job with the write-up