Member of the Week 'Selina' - Page 27

Originally posted by: Angad LUVER

1.why are mayonnaise packets always bigger then ketchup packets?

Because nobody buys mayo.. so they make you buy more by making bigger packets!!

2.Are bald men cold in the winter?

lolz.. since I'm not a man.. and i'm not bald.. I have noo clue!!

3.Who put the bop In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?

Mr. Bop 😕

4.Whos cruel idea was it to make an S in the word lisp?

I've answered this question like 10 timessss!! 😡

5.There are three words in the english language that end in G-R-Y one is ANGRY one is HUNGRY what is the third?

uhhhhhh.. ummmmm.. I give up!! 😆

6.Do cookies go to the hospital when they feel crummy?

lolz yea!! 😆

7.why do they call it "fancy ketchup" if it aint fancy???

lolz.. they do?? 😆

8.doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

OMG.. I've answered this question sooo many times now!! 😆

9.why do u bake cookies and cook bacon?

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... I have no clue!! 😆

10.WHAT IF THE HOKEY POKEY IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT???

ummm.. ok 😆

11.How come birds can fly but flies can't bird?

uhhhhhh... because God wants it that way.

12.IF I DROP IT WHEN ITS HOT,WILL U PICK IT UP WHEN ITS COLD???

Sure!! 😕

13.Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

hehe.. I do that a lot!! 😆

14.How many different ways are there to make a fool of yourself??

Enough to last a lifetime!!

15.Do woodpeckers get headaches??

hehe.. i'm sure they do!!

here answer these...lolzzzz
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Originally posted by: EJAZ is so SEXY

ok a few more q's....

if barbie is sooo popular y do u have to buy her friends??

lolz.. answered this already!!

y is the sky blu??

Because the sky is blue and it reflects on the water (lolz.. i dunno.. I'm making stuff up"!!!)

y is the grass green??

lolz.. thats God's favorite color.

y r apples round??

They are sooooo not round.

whos ur bestest most dearest friend in the whole wid world!!??

Kithi!! 😳

whus ur most hated enemy??

I have lots!! 😆

define photosynthesis......

When plants make their khana from sunlight!!

write the formula for carbon hydroxide....

C2OH?? 😕

kithi 😃 😆

Originally posted by: sharanb

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?


If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn't you be able to go anywhere you want?


If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?



What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn't we now be seeing people from the future?



If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?


Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?



When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?



Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?



Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?


If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?


Is sign language the same in languages other than English?


Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?


Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?


Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?


Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?


Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?

If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?


If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?


Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?

Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?


Can you cry under water?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?


364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?


Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?


How can something be new and improved? if it's new, what was it improving on?