Member of the Week 'Selina' - Page 25

Originally posted by: buttercup

How many sheets of paper can one tree make?

You can make a tree on a small piece of paper

Is it half full or half empty?

Half full

Is there an aircraft anywhere in theworld with a swimming pool on board?

lolzzzzz... i'm sure there is!!!

If you were living in Japan, is it a must u shud have a japanes bf?

Yes.. thats why I dont live in Japan!!

what is the real name of the girl in the samsung E700 mobile phone
advert?

Jassi

Why do kraft macroni and cheese box's have a push and pull on thebox, when it doesn't work?

Becauseeee

are the teenage mutant ninja turtles--really turtles? or reallyhumans?

Neither.. they're cockroaches

If you cut down all but one tree in a rainforest is that tree
called a rain tree?

lolzz yea!!

Why is marmalade not called orange jam?

Because english is a phunny language

What is the Largest Airport (sq footage) in the United States?

JKF international

What is the piano piece that Richard Gere is playing the movie"Pretty Woman" when he is downstairs in the lobby while the men are cleaningand Julia Roberts walks in on hiM?

Best of Bhappi Lahiri

What does the word Umpa mean in the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding?

Windex?? 😆

why do people want to know wht people think of them?

So they know what to think of them

In Matrix Revolutions at the end, Is Neo Dead or just Ko'ed?

Ko'ed!!!

Who makes the names for the crayons? You know, the ones like forest green or midnight blue. Who decides how bluemidnight is anyway?

Kids

is is true that we are the only living things with the emotion of
hate and greed?

Noooo... dogs hate cats!!!

why is there a time differens with belgium en the usa?

8 hours 12 minutes 32 seconds

What is the largest Airport in the US? (give in sq feet)?

JFK... 45464327812 sq feet

Originally posted by: buttercup

Stores have signs that say, " No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service." What about pants?

What about pants.. of course you dont need to wear pants.

when you look into a box of Cheerios, are you looking at Cheerios or doughnut seeds? If you plant them, will they come up glazed or cream-filled?

lolzz.. I'm sure they will!!

Who's the wise guy who came up with: 'Never say never'? Didn't you just say it?

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Why are American English words like 'color', 'favorite', 'savor', etc, missing the letter 'u'? Is it because Americans are so self-centered?

Americans are idiots.. that why!!!

What would happen if you told a madman to 'Knock 'em dead!'?

lolzzz.. i dunno

Why are they called 'Hot Dogs' when they are not even dog meat?

I'm sure they have dog meat in hotdogs in China. They actually eat lizards and dogsss.. ewwwwwwwww

Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?

lolz.. I think so

Can you freeze anti-freeze ?

YES!!!

If the Internet has no boundaries, then why do we need Windows, or Gates?

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz.. where did you get these awesome questions Butter??

If toast falls butter side down and cats land on their feet, what happens
when u put a slice of bread ( butter side up ) on a cats back?

Why dont you ask yourself that Butter??

Why is it called MENstruation?

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.. i dunno... maybe a man named it!!!

If you only have one eye can you still get double vision?

yea yea.. of course

Do you ever wonder if really dumb people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Yes.. i wonder that ALL the time!!!

Do blondes really know that they have more fun?

Dunno.. I'm not blonde you see

Would the world be a happier place if skipping were more common than walking?

Yes!!!

Why is there gays when god created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 😆😆😆 You never know with Evee.

Why do flies fly ?

Because if they try to walk.. their legs break!!!


Where is this mysteriuos place called "on the side" that only women seem
to know about?

What place.. why dont I know about this place??

After going to the toilet you turn the tap on and wash your hands. But
what's the point when you just have to touch the tap you've put germs on
again to turn it off?

There is no point.. thats why you shouldnt not wash your hands after you do number one two three or four!!!

How can you not like the past but like the future and present when they both will eventually become the past?

Because you did stupid things.. in the present theyre funny... in the past theyre stupid.

Why do you always push a door when it says pull and pull it when it says push?

Because.. people dont read signs!!! At least I dont!!!

How does ppl know that pluto is the smallest planet - have they ever been there?

Of course.. thats where Pluto the dogs from!!

If you expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected?

Yes... absolutely!!!

If you are on a concord at full speed can you hear the engines?

I dont think so!!

Why do vacuum cleaners have lights on the front, do they expect you to vacuum at night?

Yea.. of course

Whos cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "LISP"?

Laloo Prasad Yadav's

IF driving and drinking is against the law, why do all the bars have parking lots?

I am a chhota bachcha.. how am I supposed to know?? 😃

Why is it we are willing to spend hours looking for the remote instead of taking 2 seconds to walk to the TV and use the on-board controls?

hmmm.. good question!!!

Why is it called a MISSile if it was made to hit things?

lolzzzzzzzzz.. because english is a phunny language!!!

Why does round pizza come in a square box?

Because God wants it that way!!!

Who really did they let the dogs out "?

The cats

What's the difference between something being "crispy" and something being "crunchy"?

One makes your teeth break

When it rains why dont sheep shrink ?

Yesss they do!!!!

😃

sorry.. for the idiotic answers.. my brain stopped working!! 😆

Originally posted by: aisha mann

my ques:what u think about above questions 😆

They're killiing meeeeee!!!

Originally posted by: ashika4eva

congo!

Thankssssss 😊

Originally posted by: soni595

83) Why is there something rather than nothing?
Because
84) Where do we come from?
Mummy and Daddy
85) What is good and what is evil?
Good is Selina.. evil is all you paapi people who are asking me these idiotic questions.
86) What is consciousness?
Your thoughts!!
87) Why cannot we live forever?
I dunno about you.. but I'm going to live forever!!!
88) Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?
Cause people get addicted to both.. drugs and computers!!
89) How is it possible to have a civil war?
Its not.. this is the fifth time i'm answering this!!!
90) If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
Nope 😆
91) Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
lolz yea 😆😆😆
92) Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Well.. they dont expect you to eat it after it gets all green and mossy!!!
93) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
The same reason why.. even though humans are supposed to be the smarter race.. we still have dumb people in society!!

Originally posted by: soni595

94) Do you believe the cockroach perceives the same world you do, please explain how the relatively simple structure of the roach brain can do this.
Yes.. because even though you cut their heads off.. they still live for like 10 days.
95) Are Miracles Logically Impossible?
I think so!!!
96) Does Omniscience Contradict Free Will?
Yea yea.. of course!!
97) If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
lolzzzzzzzz.. congress 😆
98) Okay, morals are personal, so what's your personal moral agenda?
An agenda with personal morals!!!
99) What does philosophy mean?
When so called "smart people" say bakwaas that is not meant to be understood by anyone!!
100) Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
YES!!!
101) How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz.. i dunno!!!
102) Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
I HAVE ANSWERED THIS LIKE SIX TIMES!!!
103) If you learn from mistakes, why isn't one a genius?
hehe.. i am!!
104) Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women
EXACTLY!!!
105) If a building is on fire, and you make more fire, would it be considered making the fire worse or better?
lolzzzzzzzzzzz.. it would make the fire better!!!

Originally posted by: sharanb

When people say, "I'm so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

I find it funny to see people suffer!!

Do stairs go up or down?

Dup!!!


Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?

Isnt that where we write our name and stuff??


Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

YES!!


If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

hehe.. yea!!

Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

lolzzzzzz... I think thats an insult!!!


Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Because his feather likes mac n cheese!!!


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

ewwwwwwwww... what the hell!! 😆


Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... you freak!!!! My view has changed about eggs after reading this!!! 😆😆😆


Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Yes.. answered this already!!


How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Becauseeeeeee

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

No yaar.. karele flavor would be better!!

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Yes I have!! 😆😆😆


If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

Nope!!


Do they have girl's bathrooms in gay bars?

lolzzz.. i dont think so!!

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

OMG really?? hehe

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?

Go get a day job.. then I will tell you not to quit it!! 😕

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

lolzz.. very true!!


Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

lolzz... for obvious reasons!!

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

To look hot!!!

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

Becauseeee

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

lolz of course they would!!

Why can't a baby cry while it's inside its mother?
Who told you that??? Of course they cry.. you just can hear them!!

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 😆😆😆 I think so!!

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Slap him for confusing the hell out of me!!


Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

I dunno.. ppl are stupid!!

Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?

Because they WANT to!!

Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....really?? 😆

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

lolz yea.. you better wear nice clothes before you die. But what if you die naked.. then what??

have fun with these i;ll post more later

oh this question is very imp

plzzzzz answer

where do baby's from

I ANSWERED THIS ALREADY!!!

Originally posted by: Evee

I think she gave up 😆

I went to school!! slappppp 😆

Originally posted by: mastii

nice questtions sharnab...lol!

1. what comes first the egg or the chicken?

uhhh.. I've been thinking about this question my whole life... If anyone knows the answer.. plz pm me.. its urgent!!! 😆😆😆