Member of the Week 'Selina' - Page 23

Originally posted by: aisha mann

but if members doesnt have that thing 😉

phir internet ka kamal😆

Originally posted by: cutemah

phir internet ka kamal😆

When people say, "I'm so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?


Do stairs go up or down?


Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?


Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?


If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?


Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?


Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?



Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?



Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?


How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?



Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?


Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"


If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?


Do they have girl's bathrooms in gay bars?


Why can't you get a tan on your palms?


You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?



Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?


Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?


Why do all superheroes wear spandex?


Why did Mary own a little lamb?



If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?


Why can't a baby cry while it's inside its mother?


If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?


If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?


Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?


Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?



Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?


Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

have fun with these i;ll post more later

oh this question is very imp

plzzzzz answer

where do baby's from

Originally posted by: soni595

63) What fruit would you like to be, in the next life? How will that make you feel?

Do I have to be a fruit?? Can't I be a vegetable?? 😔

64) Which cartoon is your favorite? Do you resemble on of them?

I have a lot of favorite catoons.. my three absolutely favorite ones are:
Timon and Pumba, Tom and Jerry, and Superman.

I think I resemble Timon from T&P because thats my nickname.. and I think I look like him!! 😆

65) How many eyes do you have? how much do you see with them?

I have 2 eyes right now.. I will get 4 pretty soon if I dont stop spending all my time on the comp!!

66) In which movie did Abhi do the worst role, now don't say none, there must be something?

Kuch na kaho!!! 😆

67) What if you were a snake in the next life, what kind of things would you do?

I would bite all my dushmans!!!

68) What if insted of a bollywood movie, you get a chance to direct a hollywood movie?

ummm.. i would still take AB in the lead!!!

69) Which was the most embarassing moment for you? How did you react?

There have been lots. The last time I was embarresed was when (actually I was angry) this gujju guy came up to my mom and said "aapki beti to ek sundari hai".. omg I was sooo ready to beat him up!!!

70) What is there was no internet, would you still be a chat net?

lolz.. i actually dont talk much offline!!!

71) How do you relate to a spider?

We both have eight legs!!

72) What similarities do cockroaches have with you?

uhhhh.. we are both dark skinned!!

73) What kind of person are you? Like a leopard? a snake? or a lion?

ewwwwwwww.. I dont wanna be like a cat... I HATE CATS. I think I'm more like a dog or a monkey!!!

74) If you could change the earth, what would you do to improve it?

I would divide up the wealth EVENLY!!

75) You and karela have a lot in common, what is the similarity you love best?

We are both "kadve"!!

76) What if Abhi told you to wear makeup, would you wear it?

NO!!! I wont do anything he says!!! 😡

77) How does a snake and ladder, resemble you?

I like playing the game.. snakes and ladders.

78) When you go outside, what is the first thing that catches your eyes?

The hugeeeeee cactus in our front yard.

79) One, two, three, five, nine, which number is the most powerful?

5.. because thats the number of people in my family!!

80) If Mitun C asked you out on a date, what would you say?

Thanks a lot.. but I cant hurt my friend evee's feelings.. she loves you a lot!!

81) Who do you like more Mithun or Johnny Lever?

As an actor.. Johnny Lever!!!

82) Why are you the way you are?

So I can bore the hell out of you!!!

Originally posted by: galsn3105

haha congrats selina.. have fun with those qns!

awww.. thankoo!!! 😳