Member of the Week 'Selina' - Page 24

Originally posted by: EJAZ is so SEXY

lolzz....congratz again selu!!!!!... 😃

kithi

Thanks AGAIN!!! 😆

Originally posted by: attitude.ash

comgrats selu

Thanks Aishoooooo!!! Where did the bold and huge font go???

Originally posted by: mastii

ash! wow...
selu i wanna congratz u again!
wish u a happy VALENTINES day! 😆

awwwww.. thankoo.. same to you!!! 😳

Originally posted by: Sandy_01

1)Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?

Uhhhhhh...

2)How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

A lot deeper.. we would all drown and die a HORRIBLE death!!

3)If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

To sit on their butts and relax!!

4)If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Yes!!

5}Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Nope.. I never wondered that!!!

6)If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

Ask Evee that.. shes the one who has "mood swings"

So what's the speed of dark?

Opposite of the speed of light!!

7)After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Yes!!

8)Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

Because they dont know what mice taste like!!

9)If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Styrofoam!!!

10)Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

So the prisoner doesnt get AIDS!!

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Yes.. Mickey mouse is evil!!

11)How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Because english is a phunny language!!!

12)If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Twice as cold as it is today!!!

13)If Fedex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?

lolz yea!! I hate UPS.. they lost a package we sent!!

14)If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

lolzzzz.. I dunno!!

15)Why do they put up pictures of criminals in the post office? What are we supposed to do, write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

lolzzzzz.. thats a very good idea... when i become the president of India.. thats what i'll do!!!

16)How is it possible to have a "civil" war?

lolz.. its not. If you're civil you dont fight!!

17)Why is it called "tourist season" if we can't shoot at them?

lolzzzzz 😆

18)Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

Yes.. thats the right side!!

19)Is there another word for synonym?

another word

20) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Yes!!!

Originally posted by: Sandy_01

1)Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?

I'll tell you that when I become a director!!

2)If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Oye.. I'm not a scientist... go ask someone else!!!

3)Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?

lolzzz 😆😆😆

4)If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Who says money doesnt grow on trees??

5)When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?

Juniory

6)Why is it that on the back of a medicine bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18?

Because smart people who make the medicine are stupid.

7)If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?

lolzz.. exactly

8)Why isn't sour cream really sour?

It is.. if you leave it out for a few weeks

9)Why is there not a Channel 1 on TV?

There isnt??

10)How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?

The law of physics says it can.. so it can!!!