One day my housework-challenge d husband decided to wash his sweat- shirt.
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " Goa University "
And they say blondes are dumb...ššš
A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The wife replies, "I'll miss you..."ššš"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.šš
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumouršš
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMENššQ: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.š³šš
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.šš„±
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping
for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.š„±šš
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"ššš
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