One day my housework-challenge d husband decided to wash his sweat- shirt.
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " Goa University "
And they say blondes are dumb...😆😉😛
A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The wife replies, "I'll miss you..."😆😊😉"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.😃😆
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour😭😆
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN😛😆Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.😳😆😉
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.👏🥱
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping
for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.🥱😆😉
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"😛😊😉
Naagin 7
Anupamaa
Health and Fitness
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
