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HERE ARE SOME JOKES ...ENJOYYYYY N LAUGH 😃
Sunday School lesson
Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her.
"God Almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, Janice didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good," and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"
… the teacher fainted!
Why did the kid study in an airplane? He wanted a higher education!
Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA? Because it has 4 A's and one B!
(PS – kids… Alabama really isn't a smart state!)
Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because it's too far to walk!
What runs but never walks? Water!
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive? A Minnie van!
what's red and smells like blue paint?? RED PAINT!
why do sea gulls live by the sea?? CUZ IF THEY LIVED BY THE BAY,
THEY'D BE CALLED BAY GULLS!
what did the picture say to the wall?? "I'VE BEEN FRAMED!!!"
what did the ocean say to the beach?? NOTHING–IT JUST WAVED!!
A lady CALLS The doctor and says…
Lady-My baby just swallowed my pencil
Doctor-Ok I am on my way
Lady-Well what should i do till you get here
Doctor-Use a pen
What did the wall say to the other wall? See you at the corner!
HOPE U LIKE THEM
HERE ARE SOME JOKES ...ENJOYYYYY N LAUGH 😃
Sunday School lesson
Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her.
"God Almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, Janice didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good," and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"
… the teacher fainted!
Why did the kid study in an airplane? He wanted a higher education!
Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA? Because it has 4 A's and one B!
(PS – kids… Alabama really isn't a smart state!)
Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because it's too far to walk!
What runs but never walks? Water!
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive? A Minnie van!
what's red and smells like blue paint?? RED PAINT!
why do sea gulls live by the sea?? CUZ IF THEY LIVED BY THE BAY,
THEY'D BE CALLED BAY GULLS!
what did the picture say to the wall?? "I'VE BEEN FRAMED!!!"
what did the ocean say to the beach?? NOTHING–IT JUST WAVED!!
A lady CALLS The doctor and says…
Lady-My baby just swallowed my pencil
Doctor-Ok I am on my way
Lady-Well what should i do till you get here
Doctor-Use a pen
What did the wall say to the other wall? See you at the corner!
HOPE U LIKE THEM
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