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INDEPENDENCE DAY SPECIAL.
the episode starts off with the vande mataram song by: Shankar Mahadevan, and salman is dancing, colors of orange, white and green EVERYWHERE. india flags everywhere(Wooho). Salman says "sabse aage hai hindustani".
The first contestant is: Dutta Pangare, and he is a "Dabbawala". He tells what he does, and then all the dabbawale come on stage, and give salman a hug.
and then they do a little song " saare jahan se acha hindustan humara" - awesome dance, and sallu is trying to dance along.
Dutta then asks "why havent you gotten married yet", and salman asks "are you married?" and dutta replys "i'm already married, thats why im asking you.
The second contestant comes, her name is: Meena Bhoir, she is a fishwoman.
First Quesiton:
What percent of indians keep money in their blouse?
Salman says so many woman are not wearing blouses, and sarees, and theres no where u can put the money when you are wearing a t-shirt. Men have a wallet, and put it in their backpocket of their jeans, but woman dont have that while wearing a saree or salwaar.
Dutta: 40%
Meena: 50%
Actual percentage- 41%
Second Question:
What percent of indians think they have a funny laugh?
He asks each of them , tell him a joke, Meena tells him one. And then Dutta says he doesnt know one, and salmans like " do you know a dirty one"(LMAO) and hes like "nahiii". He tells a joke then.
Salman then says "lets see who laugh the loudest". And they all laugh really loud, and freaky..
Dutta - 45%
Meena - 35%
Actual percentage - 69%
LMAO, Ali Asgar comes running on stage, dressed as a woman. He says "Yeh dus ka dum hai mausi, lekhin main aapko batado yeh basanti kise se bhi kum nahi hain-haaaaan"
Hes like "Since i'am here, ask me a question atleast". Salmans like "ummm, i wont ask you, but i will ask them" and ali-oops sorry-BASANTI says "teek hai, main beech main khari rahoongi"
Third Question:
What percent of indian men have practiced bollywood "jhatkas"
Dutta - 40%
Meena - 35%
Actual percentage - 39%
Dutta wins, he played this round really well, and he will play for dus(10) crore.
A song comes on and all of Meena's family that was there, come on stage and they all dance.
KNOCK OUT ROUND
Dutta says he has got a gift for salman, and its a topi like the one dutta is wearing.. awww and salman puts it on
First Question:
What percent of indians would leave their current job, if promised a role in a movie?
Dutta says alot of people would do that. and salmans says "what would you do?". Salman asks what movie of his did dutta like: and he said "Tere Naam". A song from tere naam comes on and sallu and dutta dance to it.
Percent Range - 33% - 73%
In Range - YES! - 41%
Ali Asgar comes, but in another avtar, and says "Shake hands salman, shake hands" and he takes his leg and starts jumping.
Second Question:
what percent of indian men feel jealous when their wife gushes over some film star?
Percent Range - 37% - 67%
In Range - YES! - 39%
A Salman Song comes, and dutta, sallu and dutta's friend come on stage, and start dancing.
Third Question:
What percent of indians think their spouse was more attractive before marriage?
Percent Range - 51% - 71%
In Range - YES! - 60%
A song comes on,and they all start dancing.. all the dabbewale and sallu.
Dutta quits, and then backup dancers come with HINDUSTAN'S flag, "vaande matarm'" by AR Rahman is on!
END OF EPISODE.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, EVERYONE!!! =)
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