Literacy Mission of Dharampupur (Pg. 1/3/ 4 - Upd) - Page 5

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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: kooldesi_fun

i think now moti ben will say (obviously after firin santo for lettin suraj hide in the wooden trunk) since hiten is earnin his livelihood nd helpin the family.....santo should also work and get her own food nd clothing.....she willl say y should dm's money support her.....

santo nd her business lecture:

nd then santo willl go to dm nd say maalik ....

dm : shu kaam che??

s: maalik ben baa has said tht i should earn my own food if i want to live in the house....

dm: so????

s: maalik i want to help u in ur businesss!!~~

dm: (is surprised nd jumps frm his chair) yeah chokri ka dimag to nahi phir gaya hai...kal tak to bilkul normal thi......(mombs can u plz translate this line into gujju)...(aa Chokri nu magaj toh nathi fari gayu ne? kale toh saav normal hati, aa aaje shu thay gayu?)
dm goes to santo nd touches her forehead nd says: tabyat barabor che ne!!!!!....na hoy toh doctor bolavu?

s: nahi maalik.... badhu barobar che..... mere ko diya banana aata hai.....

dm: is in a state of shock nd starts coughin....nd grabs a glass of water....nd as he is bout to drink...

s: maalik baniya kii dukaan pe kabhi kabhi ek sabun ki tikiya ke saath ek kanghi (comb) muft milte hai.....to maalik humhe apne diamonds ke saath ek diya ka paket muft dena chhiye......

dm: is serioulsy shocked nd is unable to get the water downn his throat.....nd gets hiccups.....
aye chokri....tu bhaan maan toh che ne.....(mombs Plz this one also)...tu to padna likhna bhia nahi janti hai....(tane vaanchta lakhta toh aavdtu nathi)

s: pan maalik .......

dm: aur tere ko kisne bola ki diamond ke saath humhe diye muft mein dene chaiye......yeah idea kisne diya tere ko.......

s: nanaji humesha kehte hain ki humhe kabhi bhi muft ki chiz nahi choldni chaiye... aur jab hum logo ko diye muft mein denge to log apni patnio ke liye apse hii diamond lenge.......

santo is expalin dm how the wives will get lured by the offer

their wives will telll them.....aaji sunte ho..... mahyavanshi diamonds is givin diyas free with every purchse of diamonds.......go to the mkt nd buy me those diamonds........ aur waise bhi hum log diye diwali par istmaal kar sakte hain.....(the husbands r equally shoked nd say tht par diwali to abhi 6 mahine baad hai)...
wives willl say toh kya hua jii........ bunty ko bada hone bhi to abhi 6 saal hai...... maine to yeh nahi kaha aur 2 sandals ke saath jo 1 jodi puraane jutee free mil rahe the wo main le ayi...(the husbands dont have words nd in frustration leave)

dm: (his eyes are beginin to pop out nd his ears r startin to smoke) talkin to himself: kahi subah subah maine chai ke badle bhang to nahi pi lee......(nd the look on his face is very astonished nd shocked as in REALY SHOCKED)

s: maalik maine to yeh bhi soch liya hai ki hum ek paket mein kitne diye rakhenge.... har paket mein 7 diye honge....aur paket pe likhenge ....

LE LO LE LO.....EK DIAMOND KE SAATH EK DIYE KA PAKET MUFT >>>>MUFT>>>>>MUFT>>>.BILKUL MUFT>>>>>

dm: is tryin to figure out if chokri went to a cocktail party last nite nd got high
he is beatin his head.....nd looks at his kohinoor nd says : yeh maine kya kar diya......mujhe us din v-rat ko contrakt le jaane diya hota to yeh din nahi dekhna padta.......

s: (still tryin to convince maalik bout the scheme)....aur maalik!!!@@~

dm: bas chokri.....hoon samjhi gayo....havey jav chu ke Motiben ne bolaavu!!.....(mombs this one also)...

s: a bit hesitant to leave but has no other option ......nd starts leavin.....(she is thinkin while leavin tht she should explain baapuji her scheme!!!!!!😉 nd explain him the benifits of this scheme)

dm: folds his hands nd prays to god tht he will make sure tht moti ben does not ask santo to earn her own food....!!!!!!! he leaves the room tooo nd is makin sure tht santo has left)




Interesting. But none of the Mahyavanshis work except for DM. 😉 Which means Santo need not work either. Following the trait of the others, she should get a free ride on DMs riches. 😆

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Posted: 16 years ago
#42
Hehehe! 😆
AWESOME posts! I've thoroughly enjoyed reading them all 😃
I hope this topic keeps growing, and that the fun continues 😛
God bless.
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Posted: 16 years ago
#43

kooldesi, what a post..! 😆

great stuff.. simply hilarious.. please keep writing yaar.. this is brilliant.. 👏
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Posted: 16 years ago
#44
hahahaha hilarious! math was the best!

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Posted: 16 years ago
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mombs although none of the other mayavanshi work....but i mentioned in the startin tht it might be a possibility....tht tary ben asks her to work....it is not serious stuf....it is just humor....
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Posted: 16 years ago
#46
oh girls can't have fun like you 😔 , always same pb : can not understand hindi😔 , I'm so ashamed 😳, I like the country , the films the songs and Bandini but can't undrstand very much the language 😳 .
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: tunisian

oh girls can't have fun like you 😔 , always same pb : can not understand hindi😔 , I'm so ashamed 😳, I like the country , the films the songs and Bandini but can't undrstand very much the language 😳 .

awww.. Manel.. much of it is in English too naa.. 😳😳 no need to be ashamed..! even i don't know much Gujju but still thanks to mombs, i have started to learn a little.. 😳😳😳
Edited by pksanam - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Kooldesi It Was Awesome good work "Clapping for u"keep it up..

Free FREE Free lol hilarious u were very good yaar keep writing :)👍🏼👏
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: pksanam

awww.. Manel.. much of it is in English too naa.. 😳😳 no need to be ashamed..! even i don't know much Gujju but still thanks to mombs, i have started to learn a little.. 😳😳😳


yes sanam I now also know a very little bit of gujju thanks to mombs 👍🏼
kem cho ?😉😃
Edited by tunisian - 16 years ago

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