Literacy Mission of Dharampupur (Pg. 1/3/ 4 - Upd)

Santu starts her education, helmed by none other than best friend cum confidant, the honorable Champakali aka Dant Manjan aka Fair & Lovely!

After one week of tutions, Moti-ben calls her and asks her to recall all that she has studied!

A for Aasoon, that I am spilling ever since my marriage😭

B for Ba...not the sound that a sheep makes, but Ba as in my Malik's mother-in-law

C for Champakali, my bestest friend!⭐️

D for Malik (giggles and flushes much to Mben's irritation!)

F for Fafna...my Malik's favourite food😳

G for Ghagra...my favourite dress

H for Hiten Bhai...a carbon copy of my Malik

J for Jaggu...the crook who hit my Malik on his soft head!😡

K for Kadambari ben...whom I hope will get married and immigrate to Mars or Saturn or whatever🤢

M for Moti-ben, devil's very own advocate!

N for Nanaji who very conviniently dumped me on Malik😕

P for Pinakin Kaka who taught me all about a Fridge (And from which I steal Suraj's Mars Bars when no one is looking!)

S for Subhadra, the wall-hanging, talking Portrait Souten!😡😆

T for Terrace where Malik will meet me secretly some day on a full moon's night (Wishful thinking by Santu!)😆

V for Virat Bhai whom I adore because he is the only one who calls me Bhabhiji!

Originally posted by: soapie

Santu starts her education, helmed by none other than best friend cum confidant, the honorable Champakali aka Dant Manjan aka Fair & Lovely!

After one week of tutions, Moti-ben calls her and asks her to recall all that she has studied!

English Time

Santu goes on...(missing some alphabets in between...you can't expect her to mug up all the 26 in one go, right?😉😆)

A for Aasoon, that I am spilling ever since my marriage😭

B for Ba...not the sound that a sheep makes, but Ba as in my Malik's mother-in-law

C for Champakali, my bestest friend!⭐️

D for Malik (giggles and flushes much to Mben's irritation!)

F for Fafna...my Malik's favourite food😳

G for Ghagra...my favourite dress

H for Hiten Bhai...a carbon copy of my Malik

J for Jaggu...the crook who hit my Malik on his soft head!😡

K for Kadambari ben...whom I hope will get married and immigrate to Mars or Saturn or whatever🤢

M for Moti-ben, devil's very own advocate!

N for Nanaji who very conviniently dumped me on Malik😕

P for Pinakin Kaka who taught me all about a Fridge (And from which I steal Suraj's Mars Bars when no one is looking!)

S for Subhadra, the wall-hanging, talking Portrait Souten!😡😆

T for Terrace where Malik will meet me secretly some day on a full moon's night (Wishful thinking by Santu!)😆

V for Virat Bhai whom I adore because he is the only one who calls me Bhabhiji!

Mathematics Time

Moti-ben : Aye Chokri, now tell me, what is one plus one?

Santu : (Promptly) 5, Motiben

Moti-ben : Bewakoof ki bewakoof hi rahegi. How can one plus one be 5?

Santu : (A bit daunted) Malik is one...Subhadraben is one...but together they have 5....so one plus one is equal to five. Hain Na?

Moti-ben is dumbstruck by the logic!

Science Time

Moti-ben : Okay now, explain Newton's third law, 'For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.'

Santu : (Goes out for a minute and comes back with a huge stone in her hand and throws it with full force at Moti-ben, making her fall down and scream in pain)

Moti-ben : (String of abuses in Gujrati) Mujhe patthar kyon mara...

Santu : (Bewildered) Newton ka law prove kar rahi thi...maine aapko zor se patthar mara...ab aap iska opposite kar ke, mujhe bhi utni hi zor se gale lagayengi...pathar marne ka opposite toh gale lagana hi ho sakta hain na?

Moti-ben declares the end of Santu's education and makes sure to wear a helmet next time she is near her!😉

Soapie

soapie

u r OSAM 🤗

OMMGGGG.... Soapiee!! You seriously cracked the funny side hard...

i loved that 1+1 = 5..🤣

your the one we trust to come up with these stuff!