Literacy Mission of Dharampupur (Pg. 1/3/ 4 - Upd) - Page 4

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Posted: 16 years ago
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OMG Soapie the history lesson was so funny. The changes in the spelling give it a whole other meaning. I just cannot stop laughing - monkeys being our incestors has now stuck in my head. 🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Thank you dears...😆😆😆
The idea was not to make fun of poor Santu's ignorance, but just prove the point that our education system needs serious revamping!😉😆
Abhi Suraj aur Birwa ki bhi baari lagegi...Santu giving lessons to the youngest Mahiyavanshi kids...bechara DM will have to keep his BP tablets handy, just in case he overhears what is being taught to his children!
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Posted: 16 years ago
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omg u have a very funny bone. loved every bit of it....🤣.....keep it coming...i think we are ready for next lecture.......maybe DM should teach one subject now...😆

Boonsiji,
I have a very 'interesting' subject in mind when it comes to DM teaching Santu...only that I am not sure if the Mods would let me write that on the forum...😆
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: soapie

Boonsiji,
I have a very 'interesting' subject in mind when it comes to DM teaching Santu...only that I am not sure if the Mods would let me write that on the forum...😆
Soapie



i wonder what it is😉😉
waiting to see who is santos next master/masterni😆😆

by the way u can call me usha


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Posted: 16 years ago
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Naughty naughty soapieji what are you thinking. 🤣
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Soapie .. ROFLLL

Hume bhi batao !! lol
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: soapie

Thank you dears...😆😆😆

The idea was not to make fun of poor Santu's ignorance, but just prove the point that our education system needs serious revamping!😉😆
Abhi Suraj aur Birwa ki bhi baari lagegi...Santu giving lessons to the youngest Mahiyavanshi kids...bechara DM will have to keep his BP tablets handy, just in case he overhears what is being taught to his children!
Soapie



LOlzz Dm will Need BP Tablets.😆
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Oh GOD Soapie..This stuff is great...Laughing my backside off... Akbar the mowgli, orangezip and bacteria.. every installment was funnier that the previous one.. U ROCK Soapie...
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Posted: 16 years ago
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ROFL.. 🤣🤣
mindblowing, soapie..
what a treat.. i am loving your lessons.. 👏👏👏
loved the Biology lesson and the Maths one, specially.. my favourite.. 😆😆😆
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Posted: 16 years ago
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i think now moti ben will say (obviously after firin santo for lettin suraj hide in the wooden trunk) since hiten is earnin his livelihood nd helpin the family.....santo should also work and get her own food nd clothing.....she willl say y should dm's money support her.....

santo nd her business lecture:

nd then santo willl go to dm nd say maalik ....

dm : shu kaam che??

s: maalik ben baa has said tht i should earn my own food if i want to live in the house....

dm: so????

s: maalik i want to help u in ur businesss!!~~

dm: (is surprised nd jumps frm his chair) yeah chokri ka dimag to nahi phir gaya hai...kal tak to bilkul normal thi......(mombs can u plz translate this line into gujju)...
dm goes to santo nd touches her forehead nd says: tabyat barabor che na!!!!!....nahi to doctor leyin ayoo naa....

s: nahi maalik.... sab barobar che..... mere ko diya banana aata hai.....

dm: is in a state of shock nd starts coughin....nd grabs a glass of water....nd as he is bout to drink...

s: maalik baniya kii dukaan pe kabhi kabhi ek sabun ki tikiya ke saath ek kanghi (comb) muft milte hai.....to maalik humhe apne diamonds ke saath ek diya ka paket muft dena chhiye......

dm: is serioulsy shocked nd is unable to get the water downn his throat.....nd gets hiccups.....
aye chokri....taru hosh mein to che.....(mombs Plz this one also)...tu to padna likhna bhia nahi janti hai....

s: pan maalik .......

dm: aur tere ko kisne bola ki diamond ke saath humhe diye muft mein dene chaiye......yeah idea kisne diya tere ko.......

s: nanaji humesha kehte hain ki humhe kabhi bhi muft ki chiz nahi choldni chaiye... aur jab hum logo ko diye muft mein denge to log apni patnio ke liye apse hii diamond lenge.......

santo is expalin dm how the wives will get lured by the offer

their wives will telll them.....aaji sunte ho..... mahyavanshi diamonds is givin diyas free with every purchse of diamonds.......go to the mkt nd buy me those diamonds........ aur waise bhi hum log diye diwali par istmaal kar sakte hain.....(the husbands r equally shoked nd say tht par diwali to abhi 6 mahine baad hai)...
wives willl say toh kya hua jii........ bunty ko bada hone bhi to abhi 6 saal hai...... maine to yeh nahi kaha aur 2 sandals ke saath jo 1 jodi puraane jutee free mil rahe the wo main le ayi...(the husbands dont have words nd in frustration leave)

dm: (his eyes are beginin to pop out nd his ears r startin to smoke) talkin to himself: kahi subah subah maine chai ke badle bhang to nahi pi lee......(nd the look on his face is very astonished nd shocked as in REALY SHOCKED)

s: maalik maine to yeh bhi soch liya hai ki hum ek paket mein kitne diye rakhenge.... har paket mein 7 diye honge....aur paket pe likhenge ....

LE LO LE LO.....EK DIAMOND KE SAATH EK DIYE KA PAKET MUFT >>>>MUFT>>>>>MUFT>>>BILKUL MUFT>>>>>

dm: is tryin to figure out if chokri went to a cocktail party last nite nd got high
he is beatin his head.....nd looks at his kohinoor nd says : yeh maine kya kar diya......mujhe us din v-rat ko contrakt le jaane diya hota to yeh din nahi dekhna padta.......

s: (still tryin to convince maalik bout the scheme)....aur maalik!!!@@~

dm: bas chokri.....mein samji gayo naa....ab jaati hain yaaa phir moti ben ko bulaayoo......(mombs this one also)...

s: a bit hesitant to leave but has no other option ......nd starts leavin.....(she is thinkin while leavin tht she should explain baapuji her scheme!!!!!!😉 nd explain him the benifits of this scheme)

dm: folds his hands nd prays to god tht he will make sure tht moti ben does not ask santo to earn her own food again....!!!!!!! he leaves the room tooo nd is makin sure tht santo has left)


Edited by kooldesi_fun - 16 years ago

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