Fun Post: Dishes by Anupamaa in the competition. - Page 3

Not kidding tho, I have seen desi contestants on Masterchef AU and US passing off gajar halwa and panta bhaat with some overpriced ingredients as "innovation"

Credit : To the rightful owner

Adarniya Nirnayak Mandal,

Aapke samaksh pesh hai, meri, baa , meri bhagwaan ka phavorit peya padarth -- Masala Chai (sniffle in pallu, chocked throat)..

(rundha hua gala aur aankhon mein aansooo, bolne mein takliph) -- ye chai nahi, yeh bhog hai, jo mein subah uth ke sabse pehle banati hun, kyuni bhagwaan ko prasad chadhaye bina din suru nahi karni chahiye...(Pin drop silence, bhari hui aankhen)...

Mein orat hoon, mein maa bhi hoon, aur to mein masala chai banaungi..

Oh suri suri suri -- mein reysipe batana bhool gayi --Suri Again

pehle ek pati-la (vanar ko lane e liye nahi bola behen log) ma doodh ubaal ke alag rakhna

Ab dusre pati-la (anuj nahi re baba) mein do cup pani ubaalne ke liye rakh dena..

Fir sab sab sab sab ke sab masale (adarak, elaichi, kali mirchi, laung aur daalchini) ka pauder banake pani mein daalna aur ubalne dena (bajaar se ridimed pauder la sakte hain par woh utna paustik nahi hoga ne)...

Ab is mein doodh daaleinaur baa bhagwan ke swad anusaar chini bi...

Ab baa bhagwan ke phavorite bartan (subah cup, dopeher ko sise ki glass aur sam ko kulhad) mein use dalke bagwaan ji ko bhog lagana..

Saath mein dhokla ya krem roll rakhna na bhoolna

He kanha ji mer bapu ji thik honge na...(Sniffs in pallu once again)

Result : Maa ORat wins this round too... Next challenge --keto burger and TamaShah(i)'s signature Shah(hi) Krem Roll...

Originally posted by: bashful_moon

Credit : To the rightful owner

Adarniya Nirnayak Mandal,

Aapke samaksh pesh hai, meri, baa , meri bhagwaan ka phavorit peya padarth -- Masala Chai (sniffle in pallu, chocked throat)..

(rundha hua gala aur aankhon mein aansooo, bolne mein takliph) -- ye chai nahi, yeh bhog hai, jo mein subah uth ke sabse pehle banati hun, kyuni bhagwaan ko prasad chadhaye bina din suru nahi karni chahiye...(Pin drop silence, bhari hui aankhen)...

Mein orat hoon, mein maa bji hoon, aur to mein masala chai banaungi..

Oh suri suri suri -- mein reysipe batana bhool gayi --Suri Again

pehle ek pati-la (vanar ko lane e liye nahi bola behen log) ma doodh ubaal ke alag rakhna

Ab dusre pati-la (anuj nahi re baba) mein do cup pani ubaalne ke liye rakh dena..

Fir sab sab sab sab ke sab masale (adarak, elaichi, kali mirchi, laung aur daalchini) ka pauder banake pani mein daalna aur ubalne dena (bajaar se ridimed pauder la sakte hain par woh utna paustik nahi hoga ne)...

Ab is mein doodh daaleinaur baa bhagwan ke swad anusaar chini bi...

Ab baa bhagwan ke phavorite bartan (subah cup, dopeher ko sise ki glass aur sam ko kulhad) mein use dalke bagwaan ji ko bhog lagana..

Saath mein dhokla ya krem roll rakhna na bhoolna

He kanha ji mer bapu ji thik honge na...(Sniffs in pallu once again)

Result : Maa ORat wins this round too... Next challenge -- eto burger and TamaShah(i)'s Krem Roll...

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After adding sab sab sab masale... I am worried about the tasting chefs stomachs

Originally posted by: TianaWrites

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After adding sab sab sab masale... I am worried about the tasting chefs stomachs

I am not..

Mujhe lagtaa hai yeh sab tasting chefs bhaade ke actors hain sent by Mr. Crapadia...

Warna any dish made in aadha ghanta lacking aesthetic value, innovative content, apperance, texture and every other criteria necessary to judge a dish ends up winning a competition simply because MAA orat lectures on its paushtikta???

If it was Gordon Ramsay instead of these clowns, he would have asked her to fcuk off straightway. Oh I'm sure he wouldn't have even allowed her to enter the competition at the first place...

Originally posted by: Dee-Dee

Homemade Desi Pijja, with wheat roti as base! (No Maida basically)

Wo kya hey ney, Jaisa ki aap sab jaante hey (wo meri introducson wali speech?), Mey to Maa Hu, muttlub mere ghar mein itne saare bachche hey, bachchon ke bachche hey, din bhar kuch na kuch khana banana padta hey, aur aajkal ke bachche sabjiyon ke naam pe itne nakhre dikhate hey, to mey kya karti hu ney, paushtik aahar khilane ke liye mey sab sab sab sabjiyan aise barik barik kaat ke, pijja par dal deti hu, isme mene lauki timda karela sab sab sab dala hey, sare sauces bhi homemade hey, uss par aise dher saara ghar ka bana hua taaja cheej ghas deti hu, bachcho ko pata bhi nahi chalta aur aise chatkhaare le le kar khaate hey, lo bolo!

Aur sabse badi baat, aajkal ke bachchon ko ye maggie, pijja, pasta hi bhata hey, in sab mein kitna maida hota hey, but ye pijja bilkul healthy hey, Roti par banaya hey, ekdumm paushtik aahar hey, kissi ko pata ni chalega Hon, bataiye aapko dikh rahi hey kahin roti isme? Prejentason kesa laga bataiye? Badhiya hey na ekdumm?

please don't give ideas, I don't know who all reading this post are moms, agar koi mom iss idea se inspire hogain toh kal sare bacche yahi khaa rahe honge

mere ghar mei koi bhi kisi kaa bhi phone utha kar dekhne lagta hai, I wish meri mom ye naa dekhe, aapne unko idea diya hai ye banane kaa, kal hi hume lauki, karela aur sari sabziyan aaise hi mil jaegi.

Trust me, I am not a kid, I am in my 3rd year, aur phir bhi meri mom mujhe aaise sabziyan khilati hain aur dry fruit crush karke doodh pilati hain.

but she is so cute naa, I can't even say anything, and she is right also, toh kya hi keh sakte hain.

Originally posted by: STPrincess

I read the first line and I genuinely thought this a new dish that I am unaware of and then I read more and realized pijja is pizza

Even I thought it to be a new dish, may be an international cuisine, then I realized that it is pizza

Originally posted by: STPrincess

No no, I resumed office full time now with commuting to office 3 days a week. So I am not watching this nonsense. I am just reading updates on the forum and have a nice laugh during the commute.

Even I am not watching the episodes, just reading the written updates for timepass

Originally posted by: bashful_moon

Warna any dish made in aadha ghanta lacking aesthetic value, innovative content, apperance, texture and every other criteria necessary to judge a dish ends up winning a competition simply because MAA orat lectures on its paushtikta???

If it was Gordon Ramsay instead of these clowns, he would have asked her to fcuk off straightway. Oh I'm sure he wouldn't have even allowed her to enter the competition at the first place...

Do you remember Joe, the one who throws the plate just by looking at the presentation, although I don't like him, but I want a judge like him to judge Anupama, ofcourse khaana phenke naa, but still, she deserves bashing which Joe will rightfully do, inka sara bhashan muh mei hi reh jaega, she will not even able to speak for almost a year.

Originally posted by: IWasHareeshFan

Do you remember Joe, the one who throws the plate just by looking at the presentation, although I don't like him, but I want a judge like him to judge Anupama, ofcourse khaana phenke naa, but still, she deserves bashing which Joe will rightfully do, inka sara bhashan muh mei hi reh jaega, she will not even able to speak for almost a year.

Oh yeah I do..

This should have happened to MAA-ORAT's dish..

Never on time, never accountable of her misconducts, only good for nothing bhashans and self imposed victimisation.. These are the only things she is good at..

Originally posted by: bashful_moon

Oh yeah I do..

This should have happened to MAA-ORAT's dish..

Never on time, never accountable of her misconducts, only good for nothing bhashans and self imposed victimisation.. These are the only things she is good at..

Sometimes I think that how sadist I am, but thinking about seeing anupama being bashed is my guilty pleasure.

Btw I never think about her, but whenever I do, I just wish that Anuj and few others like Malti Devi bash her like anything and that day she has nothing to say.

Shahs agar zor se bhi bol de toh aaise me me me karne lagti hai, idhar she was showing knife to her Mother-in-law, I don't think ki women in India have come this far that they will talk to their MIL like this, no matter how much they argue or quorrel but no one dares to show knife. MIL chodo, no sain person can talk to another human by showing knife to them.