Originally posted by: ShahH8er
Soori soori but could not resist expanding this further
Vanar will obviously be the CEO of this "Anupamaa Airlines" and Kavya the brand ambassador
Pilot will be Captain Doshu who does not actually know how to fly the plane but somehow has a license. Co-pilot will be creepy ghajini mama who does not even know what they are doing
Kinjal will be at the checkin counter greeting unsuspecting passengers.
Dukhmukh will always be on the first row seat busy making up health issues to get the attention of the crew
Makkhi will be the head cabin crew who refuses to help anyone and ends up shouting at passengers if they ask her for a glass of water
In flight entertainment till the plane moves around would be danch performance by Anupamaa and Sample as you said
All Kapadias and other extras like Maaya, Anirudh etc would be the ground staff responsible for loading baggage
If they call up customer service they will be greeted by Dumbo D couple who again shout and threaten them for saying anything against Anupamaa airlines.
And finally once the plane fails to take off, the passengers will be asked to get lost and encounter mawaali jhuli at the exit who refuses to give them a refund and lets loose a volley of abuses such that the passengers run away home.
The owner of this airline will obviously be a certain Thu thu thu uncle and the creatives would be the air traffic controllers who keep making the plane go around in circles on the tarmac
*beeeep*
"goodmorniiiing ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. my name is Mr. Paritosh Shah and i feel happy on behalf of all of you - you all are sooo lucky to be my passengers. i might not have a proper, legal license - but i do have something that looks like one - what is a license but a piece of paper, am I right? how hard can it be to fly a plane anyway! from making the best paper airplanes as an 8 year old kid to now actually flying a plane at 34...yes I know you all are thinking.... what an inspiration I am! -"
"hello hello hello" another voice chimed in. "i am your...wait, wait...what am i, Toshu? oh yes, co-pilot, right, co-pilot! I will be taking all of you to....to....wait, where will I be- "
"mamaji, just stop talking!" licensed(?) pilot, Mr. Paritosh Shah whispered angrily. "i was doing such a good job too, don't ruin it!"
few passengers start sweating. "water...please, water!"
head of the cabin crew, Ms. Pakhi, turns around and scowls at them. "you think my job is to serve you all water, huh? what do you all think of yourselves?"
there is a scuffle as some people try to leave the plane. a homely looking lady enters and calms everyone down.
"namashkar, i'm Anupama. everyone, please calm down. i'm here to give the instructions"
"and don't worry about the pilot - you all are in very safe hands. you know what's the best way to feel safe in this world? ....it is....it is to trust in people. yes, you heard me right - why are we all so scared to trust in people? always worrying, always anxious: why is he being so nice? does he want anything from me? why is she helping me so much? nobody is so selfless - but don't be like this! trust people...okay, now you are all feeling: what's wrong with this pilot? does he not even have a proper license? but don't worry, just trust him completely!"
some people are mesmerized while some have fallen asleep.
"and Pakhi? serve these people water and also khichdi, it's your job"
Anupama continues. "sometimes, when we all are tensed, and we are just overthinking, overthinking, overthinking....sometimes we forget the simplest of things...just have a sip of water and some food and all your worri-"
"ma'am? i'm sorry to interrupt -" the crisp voice of a passenger arose.
"no, no, no, no" Anupama started shaking her head vigorously. "i don't mind you interrupting at all. most people get offended saying: i'm talking, lishten first! but here at our - "
the passenger sighed.
"yes, yes, i get it. thanks for all the unsolicited life advices but when will you be giving the actual flight safety instructions?"
Anupama smiled, amused. "soori, but we don't do such kind of things here. but you look tensed, and to make you lighten up, we have a speshal dance performance coming right uuuup!"
another passenger interrupted. "excuse me, but I have only gotten khichdi. no kachumber, no pappad?"
Anupama looked horrified and apologized profusely. "oh god, please forgive us. we are very soori. soori, soori, soori. here, here you go. soori again"
after a dance performance that made the mesmerized people more mesmerized and the sleeping people awake like from a nightmare - the flight finally begins to move.
"we promise you all, this time won't be like any of the last times, we will actually take off this time!" a recorded voice boomed. at the same time, ominous sounds of a stuttering engine erupted.
many of the passengers started running towards the exit, kachumber and pappad long forgotten, where they encountered, at the exit -
"WOW OKAY! GO GO, EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO GO, JUST GO!" Baa shouted. "BUT DONT EXPECT ANY REFUND OF YOUR TIME, ENERGY OR LIFE, OKAY?"
"EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT! YOUR FAULT!"
but the passengers were already gone.
Edited by SoulSpiller - 2 years ago
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