So I have been wondering about Shalin’s excessive chicken intake and his craze for “mufte ka” chicken in the house. Clearly, this phokat is on the show to grab as much free chicken as possible under the pretense of his “medical” issue. If this is in lieu of his steroids withdrawal, then sorry, it’s his problem alone. A person like him who has no respect for his own wife or for people belonging to other professions should not be given so much importance.
Now, let’s do the MATH!
Shalin’s per day chicken requirement: 450 gms
Shalin’s per 30 days chicken requirement: 450 gms x 30 days = 13,500 gms = 13.5 Kg
Cost of chicken in Mumbai (packaged from the grocery store): Rs. 250 per kilo
Cost of chicken in Mumbai per day: Rs. 112.50
Cost of chicken in Mumbai per 30 days for Shalin: 13.5 Kg x Rs. 250 = Rs. 3,375.
Cost of chicken in Mumbai per 365 days for Shalin: 365 days x Rs. 112.50 = Rs. 41,062.50 (or higher, depending on inflation).
So, is he telling us that this useless, jobless bhikaari spends Rs. 40K+ annually only on his chicken intake?
What is he going to do with that buffed up body anyway? Na is phokat khau ki shakal achhi hai, na hi isko bolne ka dhang hai, and to top it off, his personality is faker than Kardashian’s butt.
Kick him out, BB! He’s a liability, not an asset.