we run the show, but come with a price
if MaAn are the sugar, we are the spice
unto the Pied piper we are the mice
we bring in the heat to let MaAn be ice
We are the idiots of the show, the real entertainers if I may dare say!
An ode on bhai dooj
tujhe padhaya likhaya MAINE
har iccha, har zaroorat ko poora kiya MAINE
college ki fees, tuition ki fees bhari MAINE
kitna chahta hoon ke mai chup rahoo but tum log muje rehne nahi dete...you can call me rakshas and my MBA wife chudail..now do as Anupama did and give me your share of the house to make me the sole owner so I can be tricked into making it ‘Kavya ka ghar,’ please Dolly, its the least you can do for all my sacrifices for you.
and please do not misunderstand me to be selfish or egoistic, this is my hard earned hate and I deserve it all for myself, no shares shall be allowed.
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Anupama ne mera sab kuch cheena hai, mera pati, mera bhai aur ab meri beti, how insensitive of her?
is this what I get in return for the unconditional torture I bestowed upon her for 25 long years, the audacity she has to play Devi and make us Devils? Anupama what is this behaviour?
isse pehle ke wo Anupama mere parivaar ko cheen le mai uske har rishte ko tod dungi, how clear and motivating are your intentions dear Baa, truly inspiring.
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Woh Anupama poore parivaar ke sath enjoy kar rahi hai aur hum gadhe ki tarah yaha baithe hai,...you amaze me with your pun Kavya
Baa kaunsa abhi aapki photo par haar chadha hua hai? hayye dil jeet liya tuney MBA!
maine aise manhoos ghar mein rehne ke liye ghar nahi basaya tha, aur nahi toh kya, yeh bhi koi baat hui bhala, can’t you see I need constant fodder for scheming? not done yaa!
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Naani ka ghar chod kar aap ke saath rangraliyaan manane ke liye alag ghar lekar ye saabit kar diya ke meri maa, itni ghatiya, itni giri hui aur itni characterless hai ki *SLAP*...
why o why was there a bean bag on the floor when I fell? I needed a diect blow to my big head to get some sense of respect knocked into it but its too late now, I have officially resigned from son-hood, though my mum being mum will re-hire me soon-ish.
Hate always,
a bunch of highly misunderstood good people
*sob sob*