The saga of the Inanimate BB match.

First off this post is dedicated to Swasti and her Inaminate Series. This is for you Swas. I dont even know if I can measure up to your Inanimates standards but still here goes I tried my hand at it and dont curse me if it doesnt measure up 😳 and my apologies for borrowing your inanimate title too 😳. Can always edit it 😳

Ho, Ude jab jab zulfen teri -2, ho oh Ude jab jab zulfen teri -2 Kavaariyon ka dil machle -2, jind meriye "

Locker atul was heard humming happily to himself. There was to be a BB match. He was sure the boys would win. He looked excitedly at locker Anjali and smiled away. Locker Anjali snorted at him "right" she said cos it was open secret that the match was fixed, to get back Puraana Armaan and Locker Armaan was unaware of it.

Hair Anjali usually bouncy and full of attitude seemed miffed. "Why cant they leave me alone, she was heard complaining loudly. The BB match is fun for everyone but me!! Why cant they make up their minds once and for all if they want me curly or straight she rued. I have endure endless sessions of curling and straightening sheesh! At this rate my sisters will start falling away one by one right before my eyes and one day head Anjali will be left bald, she sighed!!

Meanwhile her sister Hair Ridhima was all shiny and black and set straight. She was chirpy and excited, "but think di isnt it worth the while?? I will be the center of attraction today!!! Just think of that." She cudnt wait for the BB match to begin. She was sure she wud be tossed to and fro on Dr. Armaan's face and make him feel all tingly and then people watchinh would go ga ga over that. She cudnt get enough of the attention.

Meanwhile in the BB court Hair Armaan was getting all set. He couldnt wait for the hawa ka jhonka to playfully caress him when Hair Ridhima made her appearance, and then he would blush and get all tingly and dreamy!!! Sigh if only hair Ridhima would hurry up and come soon.

Hawa ka jhonka was tired, he had been up practising all night for the scene. He couldnt afford to make any mistakes. He had to playfully caress Hair Armaan right when Hair Ridhima walked in and then he had to go blow up Hair Ridhima all over again. Darn it! He so liked to do it at his own pace but then today was BB match and he could not afford to make mistakes. He only wished he didnt sneeze or get hay fever blowing all over Hair Ridhima with her hair spray on while she preened and danced in the wind. He felt so envious of all the attention she got. The minute she started blowng around, Hair Armaan would go all tingly looking at hair Ridhima and and the minute he stopped the hairdresser would come and attend to Hair Ridhima. However nobody seemed to appreciate his efforts. He sooo loved hair Ridhima too, loved to caress her, play with her, and dance with her but she had eyes only for hair Armaan, his arch rival sigh!! Whoever said life is fair??

Maya was seen in the sideline bristling at all the attention locker atul was bestowing over hair Anjali. Last she was heard commenting, dost dost na raha! And last but not the least the poor kada was heard screaming to be let out from Locker Armaan where she was locked in. She was sure after the BB match Armaan wud reconcile with Ridhima and she trembled to think of her possible fate, adorning her wrists again, being snickered at by the others, worse still fearing she would maimed again!!

very nice 👏

Really enjoyed reading it 😊

Originally posted by: cha_iqbal

very nice 👏

Really enjoyed reading it 😊

Thank you! Am glad. The original credit for the concept and idea goes to Spirit of course.

3i views and just 1 reply 😭 you guys are sooo mean 😭

"She was chirpy and excited, "but think di isnt it worth the while?? I will be the center of attraction today!!! Just think of that." She cudnt wait for the BB match to begin. She was sure she wud be tossed to and fro on Dr. Armaan's face and make him feel all tingly and then people watchinh would go ga ga over that. She cudnt get enough of the attention."
👏 too good yaar

"The minute she started blowng around, Hair Armaan would go all tingly looking at hair Ridhima and and the minute he stopped the hairdresser would come and attend to Hair Ridhima." Don't u think this could be the other way around too? 😆 Hair Ridhhima caling up the hair dresser every now n then to make sure its as straight as a ruler. 😆 😆 ...as I reminisce those Salame ishq SBS days

Poor wind...but the wind should understand and expect abt the divided attention it gets knowing the nature of hair ridhhima

But yaar looking at the newspaper update ,Kada shold be happy...😃 cuz Locker Armaan won't get pataofied this eaily..wishful thinking again!

Gina: dis is the bestest article I've in recent times. da way hair Armaan gets all tingly when the wind blows hair Riddhima is tooooooooo good. da way you incorporated the kada and maya and the lockers is also very very good...well done darlin'

i've never read such a thing!! very unique and hilarous too!! 😆 😆


viji

Oh Gina! Today the real culprit has finally been revealed - the hawa ka jhonka!!!!!

Agar yeh hawa ka jhonka na hota, toh yeh zulf na udi hoti,
Yeh dil na dhadka hota, yeh kahani na shuru hui hoti.
Keh do is jhonke ko na zakhmon ko hawa de baar baar,
Yeh udti hui zulfen karti hain Armaan ke buland iradon ko taar taar.

Thank you for pointing out the root cause of this saga - the hawa ka jhonka.

very nicely done..really enjoyed reading it.. 👏

Gina...
how old are you?very nice post...but i didnt understand why u kept referring to hair this hair that?????nyways i had a lousy start to the day..but this post just cracked me up..tho i quite didnt understand what its about...air..hair airspray or hairspray ... 😆 😆
Also while you were at it..why did u leave out hair Muskaan and almost non existant hair Raoool ...after all they are starting to get into each others hair... 😃
but AR (hair) rocks .. 👏