Idiots Premier League
Hello and Welcome dosto, main hoon aapki host aur dost Hina Khanna
aur aaj ka aitihaasik introductory match khela jayega between the reigning champions ‘Cheaters United’😈 and pehli baar maidaan mein apna talent showcase karne wali debutante team ‘Rockstars R Us’😎
Skippers Kavya and Anupama along with Shah parivaar ke khokle sanskaar have gone for a toss
Baa opens batting with her gadheda pota Toshu
and starts with a boundary that shatters Anupama’s confidence.
Bi runner Vanraj adds some runs to the board with his partnership comment and tries a few premeditated shots and does a good job in the power play.🤢
Samar and Kinjal keep the bowling tight and give them a good fight.
Toshu contributes with his lazy ass until he’s clean bowled by Bapuji ka ‘office ka damad’ comment. Kavya tries to add to the score with her lousy singles but Anupama puts an end to their innings with her smart remark.
*Innings Break*
Time for a quick huddle before Anupama and Anuj walk over to the middle with the crowd cheering out loud
Anuj opens with a sixer of emotions and Anupama plays second fiddle until she’s reviewed for an LBW with her jimmedari and parivaar bhashan 😳but the third umpire audience declare it not out.👍🏼
Kavya bowls a volley of accusations and provokes Baa with her hypocritical lecture on family and society values Baa is frustrated that she’s unable to take any wickets.☢️
‘MaAn’ as the dynamic opening pair is lovingly called, slowly work towards building a stable and long lasting partnership. Anuj scares with a near run out of mishearing Anu’s ‘haan’ as ‘naa’ but makes up with his prasad cuteness.☺️ They compliment and understand each other so well that their strong collaboration makes a mockery of the opposition’s tactics to oust them.👏
And before we know it the match is won with a huge margin setting new standards of sportsmanship and MaAn succeed in etching their name in the game.
No prizes for guessing the MoM and super striker of the match
Of course they are none other Anuj and Anupama!!!
That was one hell of a match huh?
Well lets take some time to recover and regroup.
Take good care of yourselves and we’ll see you at the next game
Have a great night everyone!
Dressing room chatter
Yeah a premier league of sorts😆 I dont know how many of you like or follow the IPL, as you can tell I do.
Sadly my team sucks this season so I thought of finding solace in MaAn
Let me know if this is something that interests you guys or I shall stop bothering and koi aur game khelungi🤣