Eijaz needs a maid, apply here

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Posted: 17 years ago
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As u all saw, Eijaz has got a farm, he is applyin for housemaids, so anyone interested fill in this cv😆😆😆😆😆 i will use Akky's details as an example, he wont mind, Noori might but he wont😆

Name - Akbar Hussain

Age - 26

Location - London

Interests - hahahahahahaha, i get bk to u

Qualifications - i can milk a cow

Why would u like to work on a farm - to see Eijoo in dungaree's

How would u serve Eijoo - very well hahahahaha, i would say but my wife on this forum😳

Why should Eijoo pick u - cause he needs a strong guy to stop women flockin his farm, it would be me and him only😆😆😆

comon girls get applyin

UR EIJOO NEEDS U😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
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u jus wait til i get ma hands on u u twirp😡

Heyy y'all noori ere wantin to apply for eijaz farm howdy😆

Name - Noori Hussain

Age - 20

Location - London

Interests - watching eijaz khan all day 😆

Qualifications - erm askin eijaz for a topless pic😆 erm roundin up the sheep and gud wid ma hands in many ways😉

Why would u like to work on a farm - jus to c eijaz topless and ave fun round da hay barn area ahem

How would u serve Eijoo - how does he wana b served 😕

Why should Eijoo pick u - cuz i can do more things den 1😉

Luvz ya

Luv Noori

Edited by akkyzwife - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: akkyzwife

u jus wait til i get ma hands on u u twirp😡

Heyy y'all noori ere wantin to apply for eijaz farm howdy😆

Name - Noori Hussain

Age - 20

Location - London

Interests - watching eijaz khan all day 😆

Qualifications - erm askin eijaz for a topless pic😆 erm roundin up the sheep and gud wid ma hands in many ways😉

Why would u like to work on a farm - jus to c eijaz topless and ave fun round da hay barn area ahem

How would u serve Eijoo - how does he wana b served 😕

Why should Eijoo pick u - cuz i can do more things den 1😉

Luvz ya

Luv Noori

should that not be turnip😆 babe u want a topless pic offeveryone, with ur answers i think Eijaz would prefer Akky😆😆😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: ckrock

should that not be turnip😆 babe u want a topless pic offeveryone, with ur answers i think Eijaz would prefer Akky😆😆😆

no u twirp 😡 twirp is a bristolian word but u wudnt no dat wud ya watch wen u com ova am gona go all bristolian on ur bkside and i u must rememba am from bristol duh and dats ma slang duh😆 and so wat if i ask for topless pic i always 😃 so i aint complainin samjhe😡

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: akkyzwife

no u twirp 😡 twirp is a bristolian word but u wudnt no dat wud ya watch wen u com ova am gona go all bristolian on ur bkside and i u must rememba am from bristol duh and dats ma slang duh😆 and so wat if i ask for topless pic i always 😃 so i aint complainin samjhe😡

what is it with u and ur hubby and my bkside, can u both jus leave it alone, u both make me nervous, stick to Eijaz's bkside and that includes Akky, u know he secretly looks at it, even he is goin all pagaal, i mean listenin to Abba, gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight is seriously worryin😆can he not like music for men😆😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: ckrock

what is it with u and ur hubby and my bkside, can u both jus leave it alone, u both make me nervous, stick to Eijaz's bkside and that includes Akky, u know he secretly looks at it, even he is goin all pagaal, i mean listenin to Abba, gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight is seriously worryin😆can he not like music for men😆😆

am tellin on u 😭

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