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Kuku's Familymoon- Part 3

-Sapan Bhai ki Re-Entry

(Contributed by Onyourface (Uru), meen123 (meen) and socioboss9797 (Aku))

Dear Readers,

Before reading this part, we'd suggest you to first go through the first and second parts of this Nautanki series. Here are the links:

Part 1: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/150798953?tid=5102711

Part 2: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/150834723?tid=5102711

The remaining parts:

Part 4: The Alcoholic Adventures: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/150840540?tid=5102711

Part 5: How Many Weddings?: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/150847796?tid=5102711

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Next morning everyone wakes up and decides to go for breakfast outside to the beach shack since all were hungry from last night due to Kuhu's inability to cook anything edible.

At the shack:

Abir: Toh guys, kya khana hai?

Sourav: Mai scrambled eggs and toast khayunga with baked beans.

Meenu: Hey Ambe Maa. Aaj yeh din bhi dikha diya? Maasaahaari khane wale ke saath ek hi table par baithke khana padega?

Sourav: Auntyji. Eggs are protein. Very good for health. Aap ko bhi khana chahiye. Aap ka dimaag tezi se kaam karega and aapke saare plans successful honge.

Meenu: Tumhari himmat... (Gets cut by Abir)

Abir: Maa, aap over react kar rahi hain. Usse non veg khana hai toh khane dijiye.

Meenu (looking at the menu): Yaha toh sab maasaahaari hai. Lekin hum shudh shaakaahaari hai. Hume yaha nahi khana chahiye.

Kunal: Mom, mai yaha smoothie bowl khayunga. That's veg.

Kuhu: Mai french fries, vegetable sandwich aur croissant khayungi.

Abir: Dekha maa, yaha kitna vegetarian khana hai. Kuch toh khaa lijiye.

Meenu: Tum keh rahe ho toh theek hai. (Gives that fake maa wala smile)

All order food and one by one their food starts coming to the table.

Waiter: Sir, yeh raha aapka smoothie bowl. (Serving Kunal)

An unknown voice pops in.

Voice: Kya smoothie? Tum aaj bhi smoothie pite ho Kunal? Mere haath ki smoothie tumhari favourite thi na?

Everyone turns around and sees it's Shwet.

Kunal: Haa. Thi. Ab nahi hai. Ab mai smoothie bowl khata hoon.

Shwet: Jo bhi ho smoothie toh lete hi ho na. Maine jo aadat tumhe dilayi thi abhi tak nahi chuti na?

Waiter comes in with another tray to the table.

Waiter: Yeh lijiye grilled vegetables aur bread.

Mishti: Lekin humne yeh nahi mangvaya hai.

Shwet: Yeh maine mangvaya hai. Waiter aap iss table par laga do yeh.

Abir: Tumhe kisne invite kiya yaha pe?

Shwet sits down at their table.

Shwet: Mere guruji kehte hai ki man jaha chahe vaha baith jana chahiye.

Abir thinking: Yeh yaha vapas kya karne aayi hai?

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Sapan's goons are at the same beach and they spot Shwet sitting at the table. Goon calls Sapan.

Chela 1 on phone: Sahab, uss Guruji ki cheli yaha beach mein baith kar khana kha rahi hai.

Sapan: Kya? Akeli hai?

Chela 1: Nahi. Voh kissi ke saath baithi hui hai.

Sapan: Abey naalaayak! Theek se dekh kiske saath hai?

Chela 1 goes closer.

Chela 1: Sahab yeh toh Abir Rajvansh ke saath baithi hui hai!

Sapan: Kya? Abir Rajvansh?!!

Chela 1: Uska pura parivaar hai saath mein.

Sapan: Matlab yeh alcohol band karwane ka kaam Abir Rajvansh ka hai. Usi ne uss guruji se yeh pravachan karwaya hoga. Abir Rajvansh, tumhe toh mai dekh loonga! Tum aur tumhara parivaar bach nahi paayenge! *HA HA HA HA HA*

Chela 1: Boss...hasna ho gaya ho toh aage kya karna hai..bataoge?

Sapan: Aye chup...jitne bhi nanume bethe hai sabko leke aao yaha...Meenakshi Rajvansh ko chod k ...usse to is baar ek banda ka ek khokha vasulunga...

Chela 1: Samaj gaye boss.

Kuhu: Kunal mere saath ek selfie * ready to click but is cut by Meenu*

Meenu: Ruko Kuhu...pehle mere beto k saath meri selfie khicho....* Grabs both her sons' hands*

Sourav: Lekin selfie to khud se khichni hoti hai..

Meenu: Chup raho naalaayak...tumhe to yahan bethne diya hai vahi bohot badi baat hai...Varna jo tumne kal kiya..

Abir: Kuhu photo khicho jaldi* Kuhu clicks a photo*

Kunal: Acha guys ab aisa hai ki main aur Maa aaj dopahar tak busy hai..hume ek conference mein jana hai..toh you all have fun ..okay?

Kuhu: Lekin Kunal hum to honeymoon pe aaye hai...

Shwet: Oh darling...tum isse honeymoon bulana bandh kardo... honeymoon k naam par tumhari saas ne tumhe ullu...*Meenu eyes her*.....aa lu...aloo ki french fries hai yahan toh ...Wah...

Meenu: Abir tum inn sab ko kahi ghuma lao...hum dopahar tak aa jayenge..chalo beta..* starts going*

Kuhu: Kunal...

Shwet: Oh Kunal...*grabs his hand*...have a nice day.

Kunal: Shweta mera haath chodo.

Kunal shakes Shwet's hand off and leaves with Meenu.

Kuhu: Kunal.......... (internally crying)

Shwet: So Abir, aaj tum mujhe kaun kaunsi jagah le jaoge? (Brushing her fingers through Abir arm)

Sourav: Sulabh Sauchalya, babe.

Shwet: Chee....(cringes in embarrassment)

Abir, Mishti, Kuhu and Ketki: Hahahhahahahahha

Shwet (looking at Sourav): Idiot.

Abir: Guys kaha jaana hai ?

Kuhu: Watson's Grub Pub chale?

Mishti: Kuhu, tera dimaag toh thikane hai? Abhi subah ke 10 baj rahe hai. Aur tujhe pub jaana hai abhi?

Kuhu: Behenji, tu yaha baithi reh. Goa is not for behenjis like you. Yaha party karne aate hai log.

Shwet: Oh uljhe baal wali! Party raat ko hota hai. Lagta hai tumhe mere guruji se training lena padega. Atleast tum 10 saal ki bachi jaisa behave karna band kar dogi.

Kuhu: Oh please you gold digger! Mujhe.... (gets cut by Abir)

Abir: Girls girls stop it..

Ketki: Bhai mujhe voh famous church mein jana tha.... kya naam thaa...?........Basilica of..... (still thinking)

Sourav: Bomb Dot Com (winks)

Ketki: Haan yaad aaya.....Voh bomb dot com nahi Bom Jesus hain..

Shwet: How disrespectful! Learn to respect other religions.

Sourav (whispers to Ketki): Lekin tum toh mujhe hamesha bomb lagti ho.

Ketki (whispers): Chup karo. Abir bhai ne sun liya toh voh meri shaadi tum se karvake hi chodenge.

Sourav (whispers): Phir toh badhiya hai.

Mishti: Haan mujhe bhi church jaana hai. Mujhe churches ka architecture dekhna bohot pasand hai. Aur mujhe vaha ekaant milegi.

Abir: Angry chorni matlab Mishti, ek aunt kyun ek uncle kyun nahi?

Mishti: Abirrrrrrr. ( Abir starts running and Mishti starts running behind him)

Shwet: Oh God. Phirse chashmish and Abir ka naatak. Uhh. Universe, tum meri duaayein kab puri karoge?

Kuhu: Guys stop it.

Abir and Mishti stop.

Abir: Theek hai guys church chalte hai.

Shwet: Mai bhi saath chalungi.

Kuhu: Ughhhhhhh #chewinggumsechipkihuichipkali

All reach the church. Once Mishti reaches, she is so enamoured by the architecture that she runs inside the church immediately. Seeing Mishti's excitement, Abir admiringly follows her behind.

Sourav, Ketki, Kuhu and Shwet are still outside talking, without realising that Mishti and Abir are inside.

Sourav: Dude, why have we come to this boring place? There was a fitness workshop happening beachside. Mai voh workshop chodke yaha bore hone aagaya.

Shwet: Mera aaj guruji ka follow up pravachan tha. Maine tum logo ki vajah se miss kar diya. Ughhhhh...

Ketki: Kisi ne tum dono ko invite nahi kiya tha. Kyun aaye humare saath yaha?

Kuhu: Shwet Safed... jo bhi tumhara naam hai, dekho humne tumhe nahi bulaya. Humara picha chodo.

Shwet: Oh please. Tum meri life mein picha karte hue aayi ho. Tumne mera picha karke Kunal se shaadi ki. Ab tum mere piche Goa aayi ho.

Sourav: Mai toh tumhare liye aaya hoon jaaneman. (Looking at Ketki)

Ketki: Oh please. Tumhe tumhari workshop zyada pyaari hai. Hmmmmph...

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Abir: Mishti rukooo....

Mishti: Main rukne nahi wali (smiles)

Mishti walks to the front and sits at the bench. Abir sits with her. Mishti kneels down and prays. Abir does the same. Once they finish:

Abir: Kya maanga?

Mishti: Mr Ajeeb Rajvansh, mai tumhe kyun batau?

Abir: Mujhe nahi bataogi toh kisse bataogi? Sourav ko?

Mishti bursts out laughing.

Mishti: Tumne kya maanga?

Abir: Yahi ki painting wali mujhe 'I love you' bolde.

Mishti: Voh tumhare liye itni khaaas hai?

Abir: Haan, sabse zyada khaas hai.

Both get lost in each other's eyes.

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Sapan's chela is also at the same spot. They spot everyone outside.

Chela 1: Lagta hai Abir Rajvansh ki toli yaha aayi hai.

Chela 2: Lekin Abir Rajvansh nahi dikhai de raha.

Chela 3: Abey gadhe, boss ne bola tha pehle uske parivaar ko kidnap karna hai.

Chela 4: Acha aisa hai kya? Yeh sahi mauka hai.

Chela 1: Toh phir bhag!!!! Abhi kidnap karte hai!

All of them run towards Kuhu, Ketki, Shwet and Sourav and press their mouths, drag them to a truck nearby and drive them to a godown.

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At the godown:

Their heads are covered with black cloth...they stand in line ...Sapan enters.

Sapan: Aa gaye namune....bohot fudak rahe the...mera dhandha bandh karvana chahte the na...ab mein tumhe is duniya se bandh karunga.

Sourav: *cries *...leave me leave me...I wanna go back...please please...

Shwet: Yeh kala kapda hatao...safedi ki chamkar dikhati hun tum sab ko... universe tum sab ko chodega nahi!

Kuhu: Humne kuch nai kiya...kon ho tum? ...#leaveme

Sapan: Ae chup...*looking at Sourav*body to achi banake rakhi hai...gym vala launda...

*looks at Chela1*...inn sab ke haath rassi se bandh do aur sabko alag bithao..*.looks at Chela 2*...aur hero aur heroine kaha hai?

Chela 2: Boss aapne to bola tha sirf parivar ko lana hai...toh ..aa.. hum...

Sapan: Abey gadhe mene sabko lane ko bola tha....Meenakshi Rajvansh ko chod kar....inn namuno ka Meenakshi Rajvansh chillar bhi nahi degi...

Chela 2: Theek ...aaa..boss ..toh...vapas jate hum ussi jagah...

Sapan: Abey tereko kidnapping ka kam kisne diya?

Chela 2: Aapne.

Sapan: *slaps*....kitni baar bola..tum sab log... training ke time pe chai samose thooste ho...aur asli project aaye toh dimag nai ladate...ab jo karna hai mai karunga...

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*Abir and Mishti in the church...still lost in each other... Abir's phone rings*

Mish: Ghanti baj rahi hai...

Abir: Dil ki ghanti toh kab se baj chuki hai tumhe ab sunai di.....

Mishti: Phone ...phone...

Abir: Ooohhh... unknown number..

Kuhu: Abbiirr...tum ..mm..kaha ho *sapan has pointed a gun at kuhu*

Abir: Church mein...ek second...tum sab kahan ho?

Kuhu: Voh..a..ek bohot achi jagah hai church k aage ...hum vahi hai... photos click karne ke liye best jagah hai #beautiful.

Abir: Kuhu tum theek ho....yeh kiske phone se call kiya tumne?

Kuhu: Mera ...mera hi number hai...vo naya liya..tumhe dena bhul gayi thi...tumhe mein address bhejti hu tum please jaldi aa jao...

Abir: Haaa lekin....hello. ... hello...Kuhu...

Mishti: Kya hua...?

* Abir gets a message with the address*

Abir: Kuch gadbad lag rahi hai Mishti...

Mishti: Aisa kyun bol rahe ho?

Abir: Mishti, mujhe darr lag raha hai... Kuhu ki baatein kuch normal si nahi thi.

Mishti: Ghabrao mat Abir. Hum jab tak saath hai kuch nahi hoga humare parivaar ko. (Holds his hand)

Abir smiles back.

Abir: Chalo Angry Chorni chalte hai.

Abir and Mishti leave to go to the spot.

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Kuhu: Uhhhhh mujhe vapas kyun kidnap kiya?

Sapan: Aye CHAP! Mera dhanda band karne chala tha Abir. Ab tum sab bhugtoge.

Ketki: Kaunsa dhanda?

Sapan: Tu Abir Rajvansh ki behen haina? Tere bhai ne kuch nahi bataya tujhe?

Ketki: Kya?

Sourav: Please leave me! Mai yaha India aaya hi kyun God? Australia was a safe space for me. Oh lord Krishna, save me lord!

Sapan: Aaaaa thuuuuu....aye gym wale launde... zyada bakar bakar kiya na toh sidha upar chala jaega bhagwan Krishna ke paas.

(Looking at Ketki) Tere bhai Abir ne uss Guruji se voh daaru band karne ka pravachan dilwaya tha na? Mai bhi gaya tha pravachan ka naam "Alcohol pine ke chamatkar " sunkar. Lekin vaha gaya toh pata chala hume toh saale ullu bana rahe hai. Daaru band karna chahta hai voh guru.

Shwet: Haan toh usme mere guruji ne galat kya kiya? Dekho muchhhad, tum mere guruji aur mera kuch nahi bigaad sakte. Universe mere saath hai.

Ketki: Bhai? Bhai aisa nahi kar sakte.

Kuhu: Dekhiya Sapan Sir (trying to butter him). Aapko koi galat failmi hui hai. Aap mujhe bass ek baar mere sports car matlab mere pati ko call karne dijiye. Aapko jitne rakam chahiye hai mil jayenge.

Sapan: Saale chup karo sab!

Aye chokri. Tera guruji zinda nahi bachne wala. (Looking at Shwet)

Mujhe rakam nahi, mera dhanda chalta firta chahiye. (Looking at Kuhu)

Tum sab chinta mat karo. Hero aur heroine bhi tum logo ki machchi market ko join karne wale hai.

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While going to the said spot, Abir gets a call from Nanu.

Nanu: Yo Brooooo! Main Panjim airport pahuch gaya as per our plan.

Abir: Nanu, ek gadbad ho gayi hai.

Nanu: Kya hua? Meenu ko pata chal gaya ki tu Mishti se pyaar karta hai?

Abir: No bro. Itna bhi kuch gadbad nahi hua. Meenu aur Meenu ka Munna toh conference attend karne gaye hai.

Nanu: Areey gadheda. Maine socha tha hum sab enjoy karenge. Issliye mai yaha iss bewakoof Kaushal aur Nidhi ko bhi saath le aaya.

Nidhi (Abir can hear her in the background): Abir beta, mai pahuch gayi hoon Goa. Dekh mai Google bhi layi hoon saath mein.

Kaushal (in the background): Mari vali, voh goggle hota hai Google nahi.

Nanu: Aye gadheda, tu inn sabki baat mat sun. Mujhe bata hua kya?

Abir: Nanu, mujhe Kuhu ka call aaya tha. Kuhu, Ketki, Sourav aur Shweta ek saath hai. Kuhu ne mujhe yeh Basilica of Bom Jesus church ke aage ek spot pe bulaya hai. Lekin mujhe uski aawaaz mein kuch gadbad laga. Mai pahuch gaya hoon. Baad me call karta hoon.

Nanu: Theek hai gadheda. Koi problem aaye toh bolna.

Call gets over.

Abir and Mishti reach the spot which is isolated from the main road. They don't find any human around.

Mishti: Abir, yaha koi nahi hai.

Abir: Tum daro mat. Mai hoon na...

Suddenly, they hear a noise of chappals tapping. They turn around and see Sapan's chelas running towards them from afar. Abir immediately dials Nanu's number.

Abir: Nanu nanu, Sapan hume kidnap kar raha hai... lagta hai usne baakiyo ko bhi kidnap kiya hai... aap police ko report karo... chinta mat lena...mai kuch nahi hone dunga....

Nanu: Lekin....

Call cancelled.

Mishti and Abir get kidnapped as well.

************End of Part 3**************

To be continued.....