YRHPK NAUTANKI- NEW- Babies day at RV House part 2 page 30 - Page 13

Kuku's Familymoon- Part 2

-Toofan se pehle ki shaanti?

(Contributed by Onyourface (Uru), meen123 (meen) and socioboss9797 (Aku))

Dear Readers,

Before reading this part, we'd suggest you to first go through the first part of this Nautanki series. Here is the link: Uninvited Mehmaan: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/150798953?tid=5102711

The remaining parts:

Part 3: Sapan Bhai ki Re-Entry: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/150839037?tid=5102711

Part 4: The Alcoholic Adventures: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/150840540?tid=5102711

Part 5: How Many Weddings?: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/150847796?tid=5102711

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Sourav goes behind Shwet and holds her as a shield from Meenu.

Shwet: Oh...God...Get...away...from...me....you...idiot! Nahi...hatein...toh..main... piche.. se.. tumhe ..kuch... kar..doongi.

Sourav: What will you do? Gases release karogi?

Shwet: Uh... disgusting...but...haan...mujhe..mere...guruji..ne..yeh..technique...sikhayi...thi.

Meenu: Aye ladki, hat jao. Varna mai...

Kunal: Maa, Sourav... yeh sab chal kya raha hai?

Meenu: Kunal beta pehle iss Shweta ko samne se nikalo.

Kunal pulls Shwet away.

Abir: Jao tum abh apne guruji ke pass. Pravachan miss ho jayega.

Shwet: Jaa...hi...rahi...hoon.

Shwet leaves.

Sourav has his eyes closed in fear with a scared face. Meenu is about to hit Sourav when Abir stops her.

Abir: Maa, ab bataengi kya hua?

Kunal: Yes maa, why are you hitting him?

Meenu: Iss besharam chokre se poocho tum.

Sourav: Me? .....ummm...hmmmm....(Sourav runs away to his room and locks his door from inside.)

All run behind him.....

Sourav: *sits with a thud on the floor*...omg omg...save me save me...*panic mode*

Meenu: Darwaza Tod do Kunal.

Abir: Ek second...pehle batao hua kya?

Meenu: Yeh ladka ..iss tarah bina kapdo ke .....mujhse puch raha tha ki main uske saath pool me chalu.

Ketki: Nahi fui....ap galat samajh rahe ho...

Meenu: Tumhe dekha hai maine iske saath khud phus karte hue...tumhe ko toh baad mein dekhti hun...

Kuhu: Mishti ye sab teri wajah se hua hai.

Mish: Acha ...maine kaha tha Saurav ko Auntyji k samne aise jaane ko?

Kuhu: Lekin tu yaha use layi na...

Kunal: Exactly tum humesha problems hi khadi karti ho ...ab tumhara fiance bhi.

Mish: Vo mera fiance nahi hai...rishta abhhi tak fix nahi hua. Sirf baat chal rahi hain.

Kunal: Yaa right abhi toh courtship karogi na?

Ketki: Fui..aap suno toh...

Meenu: Rajkot vapas jaane do phir dekhti hu tumhe....

Abir: Kunal...kya tu...neeche ja dussri keys leke aa...girls lado mat...arey vo room me bandh hai.....Maaa...Ketu...chup ho jao...guys...koi uska bhi to socho...ek sec...ek sec.....chup ...guys....CHUUUUPPPPPP.

Kunal goes to the reception to get duplicate keys. Once Abir is able to get all of them quiet, they can hear Sourav's voice through the door.

Sourav: Om Namah Shivay. Namah Shivay. Get me rid of buri balaayein, buri balaayein. Krishna, Jesus, Allah, Ambe Maa please Aunty ji ko balcony se gira do... nahi toh I'm dead today!

Meenu: SOURAV! Tumhari himmat..... (gets cut by Abir)

Abir: Sourav, suno meri baat.

Sourav: Nai nai nai nai.

Abir: Arey suno toh. Tum daro mat. Mai tumhe promise karta hoon ki Maa tumhe kuch nahi karengi. Tum ab lock khol do aur bahar aa jao.

Sourav: Nahi bro.....Abir whatever you are bhaiyaa, dude, dada, bhau, I'm not opening!

Kunal comes running.

Kunal: Bhai, mai keys leke aaya hoon.

Mishti: Toh intezaar kiska kar rahe ho? Kholo!

Kuhu: Mishti ki bachi. Tune Kunal pe kyun chillaya?

Mishti: Haan chillaya. Zarurat padega toh tujhpar bhi chillaungi samjhi?

Meenu: Mishti, Kuhu, chup raho? Samjhi gaya?

Abir unlocks the door and opens it. As soon as he opens it, Sourav comes running out pushing Abir aside and goes straight to Ketki and wraps his arms around her in fear. Ketki gets awkwarded out in embarrassment due to the hug.

Meenu: Sourav... aiyaa aavi jao. Tumhari himmat kaise hui meri bhatiji Ketki ko chune ki!

Abir takes Meenu's hand and pulls her to her room saying: Maa, aap chalo mere saath andar.

Meenu: Par Abir....

Both go to Meenu's room. Kunal gets a business call and goes to the balcony to talk.

Ketki: Sourav, ab Fui chali gayi hai. Tum aankhe khol sakte ho.

Sourav opens his eyes and releases his arms off Ketki and steps behind.

Mishti: Tumhe Aunty ji se itna dar lagta hai?

Sourav: Haan lagta hai. The moment she started running behind me with her big owl-like eyes, mujhe laga aaj mera last day hai dharti par.

Kuhu: Hehe, sahi bola Sourav! Same pinch. Mujhe bhi meri sasuma se darr lagta hai. #aankhehainyatorch

Kunal: KUHUUUUU! Kya kaha tumne?

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Meenu: Tum mujhe andar kyu le aaye, Abir?

Abir: Maa, shaant. Mai ni chahta tha ki vo aapki aankho se bhasm ho jaye. (Thinking: "As much as I want him gone, he shall not be harmed")

Maa vo Maheshwaris ka guest hai aur vo hamare family hai. Isliye le ke aaya. Usse mai baat karta hoon.

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Kunal: KUHUUUU! Kya kaha tumne?

Kuhu: Mai to keh rahi thi ki saasu maa ki aankhei itni tez hai...unse kuch nahi chup sakta. Haina Mishti?

Mishti: Haan

Kunal: Tum hamare ghar ke maamlo mein na bolo to hi acha hai.

Mishti: Mai tumse baat karne nahii aayi. Tum aaye ho. Kuhu meri behen hai..Usse baat karne ke liye tumse nahi puchungi.

Meanwhile Ketki takes Sourav to his room.

Kuhu: Mishti, tu... (gets cut by Meenu who has just come out of her room with Abir)

Meenu: Sabhi meri baat suno. Hum aaj samudra ke kinare jayenge.

Kuhu: Areey waah! Kunal, mujhe sand castles banana hain. Tum banaoge na mere saath?

Kunal: Yuck. Sand means dirt. Mujhe yeh sab pasand nahi hai. Mai hotel room mein baithna chahta hoon Maa. Aap sab beach jao.

Abir: Nanko, Goa aaya hai chill kar. Kya karega tu andar baithke?

Sourav and Ketki enter the living area where this conversation is taking place. Sourav pops up in the middle of the conversation.

Sourav: Shwet ke saath room mein mauj.

Meenu eyes Sourav.

Sourav: Nahi nahi. I was joking. I'm sure Kunal has a lot of work.

Meenu: Kunal beta, kaam ho ya na ho, tum aaj chaloge humare saath.

Kunal: Theek hai maa.

Meenu: Hum sab aur ek ghante mein niklenge. Kuhu, tum humare liye nashta banao. Hum yeh nashta vaha samudra ke kinare khayenge. Kunal beta kya khaoge?

Kuhu thinking: Yaar kitna kaam karake marvayegi yeh? Pagal karke rakha hai. Ab bahar bhi mere haath ka hi nashta khana hai inko?

Sourav: Papaya Salad and Mushroom soup.

Ketki whispers: Chup ho jao tum.

Kunal: Kuch bhi chalega mom.

Meenu: Saaru. Kuhu tum khandvi banao. Bann jaye toh pack kar lena.

Kuhu thinking: Mujhe yaha se bhaag jana chahiye.

Kuhu tried preparing khandvi but couldn't prepare it. She tried making it several times that it became night time. Meenu got a little angry with her but somehow Abir handled the situation. They ordered little food from room service that evening. Everyone decided to just chill in their rooms after a long day.

Meenu on phone: Haa Parul...sab theek hai...mujhe bas ek chinta hai... ab yeh Shwet bhi yaha hai.

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Abir in his balcony on video call: Haa bro..ap standby pe rehna...suno kisi ko pata nahi chalna chahiye ki aap aane vale ho..bye bro...** Sees Mishti sitting facing the sea ..decides to visit her*

Abir: Woahh...Goa itna bhi safe nahi hai ...raat ko akele bethi ho..koi aa jaega toh.

Mish: Mere pass brown belt hai...tum apni chinta karo...vaise sab kitna shant lag rha hai na...kya yeh toofan se pehle ki shanti hai yaa baad ki?

Abir just looks at the sea...

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* Somewhere at a daaru ka adda ...a man sitting in the dark is talking on the phone*

" Kya...pakki khabar hai...us guruji aur uske chamcho ko kal dikhate hain...pravachan denge...daaru ka dhandha bandh karvaenge...aaye bade...

Bolo....Wah ...vo ladka puri family k saath aaya hai....Apne aadmi hathiyar aur daaru taiyaar rakhna...ab toh Bhagwan bhi chahta hai....ki mera yani SAPAN BHAI KA PLAN KAMIYAB HO

Ha ...ha...ha...

***********End of Part 2*************

To be continued.........