Kuku's Familymoon- Part 5 (Last)
-How Many Weddings?
(Contributed by Onyourface (Uru), meen123 (meen) and socioboss9797 (Aku))
Dear Readers,
Before reading this part, we'd suggest you to first go through the first, second, third and fourth parts of this Nautanki series. Here are the links:
Part 1: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/150798953?tid=5102711
Part 2: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/150834723?tid=5102711
Part 3: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/150839037?tid=5102711
Part 4: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/150840540?tid=5102711
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Sourav and Ketki run to the church.
At the church:
Priest: Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today...to join this man...and this woman...in the bonds of holy matrimony.
We shall now proceed to the vows.
Ketki: Sourav, mujhe kabhi nahi laga tha ki mai tumse iss tarah wed kar loongi. But today, I am so so so so so so so so so crappy... I mean happy that I'm marrying Ved...oops sorry I mean you, Sourav. You are nothing that I ever wanted... hehehhe
Sourav: Ketuuuuuu.... I love you so much....I love you more than my dumbells and gym wear... I promise to always keep you happy and fit.... forever and always.
Priest: Ketki, do you take this man to be your husband?
Ketki: I do.
Priest: Sourav, do you take this woman to be your wife?
Sourav: I ABSOLUTELY do!
Priest: I now pronounce you as husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.
Sourav goes to kiss Ketki but Ketki covers his mouth with her palm.
Sourav (eyes still closed): Awww man, that kiss was so juicy Ketu...
Ketki: Chalo bahar chalte hai....hehehhe.
Ketki and Sourav go outside.
Sourav: Helluuuuuuuuuu Mrs Sourav
Ketki: Hellllllllluuuuuu Mr Ketki....hehhehe
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*A gunshot by police at Sapan's arm*
Sapan: Aaaahhhh... kon hai bey? Kon hai? (Kneels on the ground with injured arm. His gun drops)
Inspector: Mai hoon inspector.
Sapan picks up his gun with another arm. He is about to shoot Abir with it but the police in time shoot him in the leg. With the pain, Sapan falls on the ground. The police grab Sapan's gun and untie everyone. They capture Sapan and all of his goons. Abir and Mishti thank the police.
Kuhu: Hum kissi ko bhul nahi rahe hai? (Confused )
Shwet: Kisko? (Thinking)
After a long pause....
Mishti: Ketki aur Sourav!
Abir: Arey haan! Inspector, voh toh dusre kamre mein hi reh gaye...
All of them run to the other room. While running, they see Nanu, Kaushal and Nidhi coming towards them. All of them stop.
Nanu: Tum sab theek toh ho?
Abir: Yes bro, aapne sahi time pe police ko inform kar diya... You rock bro!
Nidhi: Mari dikri Ketki kidhar hai?
Kuhu: Voh toh dusre room mein hai mami...
All of them run to the room. Inspector knocks and breaks the door off. They enter and find no one there.
Nidhi: Maari beti Ketki.... kaha chali gayi ***starts crying***
Nanu: Nidhi, tu shaant ho jaa. Yahi kahi hogi. Dekh police bhi humare saath hai. Voh mil jayegi.
Kaushal: Haan mari vali... tu ab toh chup thayu.
Abir: Mami, aap chinta mat karo... mai humari Ketki ko dhundkar launga...
Inspector: Yeh lo tum sab ke phones...Sapan ne le liye the na? *gives to Kuhu*
Kuhu: Lekin yeh toh 4 hi phones hai...Abir ka kaha hai?
Mishti: Vo toh vahi gir gaya tha...
Nanu: Mere pass hai bro...ussi se Abir ka pata laga...Vaha pahuchkar humne police ko phone kiya.
Kuhu: Lekin phir bhi ek phone gaayab hai....Ketki ka phone nahi hai!!!
Nidhi: Arey tujhe phone ki padi hai?....Meri beti gayab ho chuki hai..uska socho...
*Meenu and Munna reach there. They see the inspectors and Kunal has an annoyed look.*
Meenu: Maa Ambe ki kripa se sab sahi salamat hai..Abir tum theek ho na?
Kunal: *whispers *...Lekin hum late ho gaye Maa...
Meenu: *whispers*...Ab jo ho gaya so ho gaya...Abhi tamasha karne ka fayda nahi...Mishti ko hum baad mein dekhenge.
Kuhu: Aaaaaaaahhhhhh.....#breakingnews...Ketki aur Sourav ki shaadi ho gayi...usne Friendsbook pe update dala hai...photo bhi hai...*shows to everyone*
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Ketki: Photo achi lag ...hehehe...rahi hai na?
Sourav: Lekin tumhare pass phone kaise aaya?.. hehehe
Ketki: Tum mere kapdo ka mazak.....hehehe.....udate ho na?.......Ussi top mein ek hidden pocket hai.....hehehe....usi mein chupaya tha...
Sourav: Tumhare pass phone tha...tumne pehle kyun nai bataya vaha?
Ketki: Arey...mujhe darr lag raha tha...Abir bhai meri taraf dekh nahi rahe the...isse pehle main kuch sochti...sab heheeh...gadbad ho gayaa.....
Meenu: KETKI...SHARAM NAHI AATI TUMHE? Meri ghar ki chokri hoke tumne aise...bado ke ijazat ke bina....iss tarah shaadi kar li? (First one to reach the spot)
Ketki: Heheheheh.... woh....hehehhehe......fui.....hehehehe.... (still drunk)
Sourav runs and hugs Meenu.
Sourav: Saasu maa...fui saasu maaa meri! Aashirwaad toh dijiye. (Still drunk)
Meenu: Hato! Hato! Besharam chokre... mujhse hato! Tumhare muh se sharaab ki badboo aa rahi hai.
The rest of them reach the spot.
Nidhi goes and hugs Ketki.
Nidhi: Mari dikri Ketki mil gayi....
Meenu: Mil toh gayi hai lekin mai isse apne ghar se bedakhal karti hoon. Mai iss shaadi ko nahi maanti.
Nanu: Meenu..tu jaldbaazi mein yeh faisla le rahi hai...Rajkot chalte hai.. fir dekhenge kya karna hai.
Abir: Nanu sahi keh rahe hai, Maa. Ketki apne senses mein bhi nahi hai.
Kunal: Mishti, yeh sab tumhari vajah se hua hai.
Mishti: Maine kya kiya?
Kunal: Tum uss Sourav ko yaha layi ho. Naa tum isse yaha laati aur na hi yeh shaadi hoti.
Kuhu: Sahi kaha sports car. Mishti ki bachhi, tune phirse meri life mein problems khadi kar di.
Mishti: Kuhu, tere samne Sapan ne Ketki aur Sourav ko sharaab pilayi. Tune dekha tha na?
Abir: Yeh shaadi Ketki aur Sourav ne nashe ki dhut mein kiya hai. Kuhu aur Nanko, isme Mishti ki koi galti nahi hai.
Nidhi (whispers to Kaushal): Ab shaadi ho gayi toh saaru vaat che ne? Yeh chokra bada hi fat che.
Kaushal (whispers back): Mari vali, woh fit hota hai fat nahi.
Nidhi (whispers): Hussssbaandddd, jo bhi ho, mujhe iss lagna se koi aapatti nahi hai. Mari dikri Australia mein jaake raaj karegi. Maine dekha hai, Sourav kumar mari dikri se prem bohot karte hai.
Kaushal (whispers): Dheere se bol mari vali. Meenu ben ne sun liya na toh tere saath mujhe, Ketki aur Sourav kumar ko yaha Goa ke dariye se ravana kar degi Australia ke liye.
Shwet: Well, well, well. Universe toh apna kamaal dikha hi deta hai. Congratulations Rajvansh parivaar! Aapki iss gavaar beti ne iss idiot se shaadi kar hi li. Bye.. Guruji mera intezaar kar rahe honge. (Thinking: Mujhe bhi ek saal pehle Kunal ke saath aise hi shaadi kar leni chahiye thi)
Meenu: Lekin main iss shaadi ko manyata nahi deti....inn logo ne nashe mein shaadi ki hai...
Nidhi: Voh toh theek hai...Lekin aisi rukhi sukhi shaadi kaisi...Ketki pehle bolti toh...main achi saree toh lati...
Meenu: Lohipinini dobi daffod!
Abir: Big Ben!
Meenu: Kya...Kya kahan Abir?
Nanu: Meenu..hum sab jante hai shaadi nashe mein hui... issliye hum Rajkot jayenge aur inki shaadi dhoom dhaam se karvaenge.
Meenu: Lekin Bapuji....
Nanu,: Bas Meenu....MAINE KEH DIYA SO KEH DIYA...
Abir: *whispers*...Wah Nanu ...aaj toh kamal pe kamal kar rahe ho.... Amitabh Bachchan ka level aa gaya hai from 'Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham'.
Nanu: *whispers*....Bro Goa aaye hain...toh ek do ghut maine bhi maar liya...himmat aa gayi...
Abir: I love you Nanuuuu!
Shwet: *overhears*... Disgusting family...sab ke sab pagal hai.
Kuhu: Tum ab tak gayi nahi...jao na...#goodbyeforever
Shwet: Jaa rahi hoon....*passing by Kunal*...Kunal ..main abhi bhi ussi hotel mein hoon...Mann kare toh milne aa jana...
Kuhu: SHWET KI BACHHI....
Shwet: Bye Kuhu...*a flying kiss*
Mishti: Chod na ab toh gayi...Kuhu tujhe ek photo leni thi na ?
Kuhu: Haa haa...Kunal tum mere saath...Titanic pose mein boat pe photo khichaoge?
Kunal: Haa kyu nahi? ...* Meenu eyes*.....I mean ... nahi....kyu photo khichau main?
Nanu: Meenu ...ka Munna...Munna hi rahega.
Abir: Lekin main aisi photo zarur khichauga...
Nidhi: Wah...kiske saath?
Abir: Mishti......I mean Mishti meri photo le sakti hai...*Mishti ignores*
Nanu: Chalo bro...let's go ...Rajkot here we come!
Kunal: * whispers* Ab Mishti ka kya karenge?
Meenu: *whispers* Rajkot jake sochte hain.
Abir: * whispers*...Mishti....hum kisiko batayenge nahi?...Ketki ko permission mil gayi to hume...
Mishti: * whispers*....Kuch baton ko filhaal ke liye raaz rehne dete hai...*winks*
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Flashback 1:
At night (Clippings from Part 2):
Abir (looks at the sea): Pata nahi...Lekin toofan aaye...usse pehle hum kal voh karenge jo karne aaye hai...Tum ready ho na?...Kal church Jana hai...
Mishti: Haan...(smiles back)
Flashback 2:
In the church (Clippings from part 3):
(Lost in each other)
Mishti: Aise mat dekho....
Abir: Ab toh haq mil chuka hai....Jaise chahu vaise dekh sakta hoon.
Mishti: Ghanti baj rahi hai...
Abir: Dil ki ghanti kab se baj chuki hai..tumhe ab sunai di?
Mishti:...Phone phone....
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So what exactly did Mishbir do in the church? Will Meenu let Ketki get married in Gujarati tradition and live a happy married life? Will Kunal still blame Mishti for everything? Will Shwet return back?............You must be having so many questions right now.....however.......We leave it to your imagination......Hope you all enjoyed reading this Nautanki series.
BUT
Sapan: Ayee ruk! Meri baat suno pehle...Acha lage yeh toh like karna. Bohot acha lage toh comment karna. Aur agar bina kuch kiye gaye na.... toh yaad rakhna...Sapan lala next tumko kidnap karega! Abhi chalta hoon...hospital se jail jaa raha hoon...vaha jaake chakki pisni hain.
Writers' Note: Thanks for reading all the parts and liking and commenting on those. Hope to see you soon! Bye!
***************The END**************
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
