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Posted: 7 years ago
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Yes if Barsine were to say that it would indeed be 🤣.

And Alexander will also have a 🤣 🤣 🤣 when he finds out that Porus is planning on turning his own Farsi soldiers against him. When Chanakya mentioned allying with other kingdoms to strengthen their forces, he wasn't referring to this, but probably to Magadh or something. He did look skeptical and probably rolled his eyes (to himself) about yet another harebrained Porus scheme. Barsine does not command the Farsi army, Alexander does. What does Porus think? That all soldiers have loyalty issues like the PR ones? Or maybe this is the faction of Alexander's army that Porus will encourage to mutiny so that Alexander is forced to agree to returning home.

Agree on the shampoo thing, and the rainy weather and endless wet look scenes aren't helping. He also needs a haircut now.
He took the parchment from Cleitus though, so it had been well thought out. 👏 Glad you were delighted with your boy's cleverness. 😉

Originally posted by: sashashyam

One: Barsine will open her saucer eyes even wider and squeak at Porus, who is whispering to her to make haste and scoot with him, "Main Shah Alexander to chhodkar kaise aa sakti hoon? Wo to mere shauhar hain!", in the best 🤣 moment in a long while.

But supposing that he does pull off the rescue act, why would the Persian troops, all of whom must be having families back in Persia, at the mercy of Alexander's governor there, risk the lives of their families and side with Porus? And whom is Porus going to conclude a sandhi with after rescuing Barsine and Co.? It is ill considered nonsense, and Chanakya looks distinctly doubtful about it all.

Two, if Porus does pull off the rescue, leaving Alexander with a black eye if nothing else, does that mean that he will kill Cleitus for that failing? Then he will have to balance things out by executing Hephaestion for the far more serious mistake of not making sure personally that Olympias is fine.

Maybe this is how Porus will win the final battle, by making sure that Alexander is left with neither of the only two generals that SidT could afford on that 500 crore budget.

He had better squeeze out some funds for a good shampoo and hair stylist for Alexander. His golden mop is looking distinctly scraggly under that coronet.

Finally, Alexander is getting to be quite a whiz at whipping white parchment out of nowhere and sticking it under the nose of his bewildered interlocutor. Then Porus, now the Dasyusraj!

But this time his startling display of mind reading and advance planning was dazzling even by his standards. I was delighted with my boy's cleverness, Dasyusraj had a slack jaw attack, and even the Dasyurani, a stern critic of mankind at large, was duly impressed.

Shyamala Aunty

Edited by inlieu - 7 years ago
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Kya pata Tiwari ne kya kanjarkhana plan Kiya hai
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Barsine ke liye khuyan khai wali baat hai. . Alexander se bhaggegi to wahan olympias milegi🤣
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Posted: 7 years ago
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I feel all this is just an excuse to make the Porus-Roxanne meeting happen in Taxila, in preparation for the raakhi scene in two weeks. We were all wondering how those two would meet. It doesn't seem as if Roxanne would go to PR, so the CVs came up with this idea.
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Pata chale Roxanne hi Barsine ko bachaati hai in order to retain her Malika position. 😆
Edited by inlieu - 7 years ago
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Posted: 7 years ago
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See how we all cling to old tropes? The rakhi, about which I was told when I was a kid, ie in the hoary past😉, and now the death of Cleitus, for which luckysnow has been waiting with bloodthirsty anticipation since I don't know when.😆

What would you bet that in SidT's Game of Thrones "inspired" sansaar, neither happens? The rakhi thing seems very unlikely given this Roxanne. Probably, let me be honest, I want it to be so because I would like her to be locked up and the key thrown away.😉

Cleitus being run thru with a spear would be more in GoT territory, but Sony Alexander only keeps sipping that pink liquid, he never gets sozzled enough for the grand Cleitus killing. Plus I cannot see him going thru 3 full days of frenetic, violent, self-destructive mourning for this Cleitus.

Are we sure he is the same guy who accompanied Alexander to Bessus' palace? That chap seems to me to have been taller and better looking. Maybe they were trying out various candidates and finally settled on this one.

Famous last line: Let us see.😕

Shyamala Aunty

Originally posted by: inlieu

I feel all this is just an excuse to make the Porus-Roxanne meeting happen in Taxila, in preparation for the raakhi scene in two weeks. We were all wondering how those two would meet. It doesn't seem as if Roxanne would go to PR, so the CVs came up with this idea.

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Pata chale Roxanne hi Barsine ko bachaati hai in order to retain her Malika position. 😆

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Posted: 7 years ago
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The CVs are so unpredictable that anything can happen. I would prefer to be spared any rakhi scenes, for sure.

You're right, Alexander doesn't drink enough Rooh Afza and lately he hasn't had a chance to celebrate anything, but with the kind of stupidity Cleitus has exhibited, he will spear him even in a sober state. 😆 I agree, no one would mourn for this Cleitus, especially none of the audience. They didn't even show us anything about Bucephalus. 😡

It is the same actor playing Cleitus as in Bactria, but it's only recently we've heard him talk. That scene where he was warning Alexander about going into Dasyuland alone was hilarious, he didn't sound like a general but more like a scared ramu kaka telling a 10-year-old not to be a naughty bachcha. 😆

I liked the first Cleitus way better - he was really good in the confrontation with Pausanius. That Cleitus, we could believe would kill the remaining Farsi soldiers, and this one I find it hard to believe is in charge of them even. 😆

Originally posted by: sashashyam

See how we all cling to old tropes? The rakhi, about which I was told when I was a kid, ie in the hoary past😉, and now the death of Cleitus, for which luckysnow has been waiting with bloodthirsty anticipation since I don't know when.😆

What would you bet that in SidT's Game of Thrones "inspired" sansaar, neither happens? The rakhi thing seems very unlikely given this Roxanne. Probably, let me be honest, I want it to be so because I would like her to be locked up and the key thrown away.😉

Cleitus being run thru with a spear would be more in GoT territory, but Sony Alexander only keeps sipping that pink liquid, he never gets sozzled enough for the grand Cleitus killing. Plus I cannot see him going thru 3 full days of frenetic, violent, self-destructive mourning for this Cleitus.

Are we sure he is the same guy who accompanied Alexander to Bessus' palace? That chap seems to me to have been taller and better looking. Maybe they were trying out various candidates and finally settled on this one.

Famous last line: Let us see.😕

Shyamala Aunty

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